My god this makes total sense

Why is this not featured.

2758419Ikr

This... This just fucking made me lose my sides. Fucking hell. I had a bowl of soup that is now coating the screen. A bit of grammatical work is needed, but it's still fucking amaziboo. Just. I need to go take a breather.

This is amazing.
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I demand more.

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You need to make a second chapter and push the word count over 4k total so you can get featured.

2758451 what he said. ALL OF MY THIS.

Beautiful, amazing, perfection, A+, etc

i kri evry teim

also MOAR

Oh lawdy LOL... i actually enjoyed it.

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Congrats on Popular Stories.

Dang guys! I'm actually quite surprised people actually liked a story I made XD, but seriously its gonna take some thinking on how to expand this story..but ill do it <3 thanks again guys

2758607 You should totally do Vince. Maybe he gets shanked in prison or someshit, but you need to do it.

Hell, I'll even edit for you.

2758422 You need to get fucking Anthony Sullivan in this shit.
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This too.

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Wow.... just .....wow

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Oh please, it's amazing and you know it.

This. Is. Amazing!

You're missing HeadOn.

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Look, it's shadow rainbow's fic :D

2758613Deal XD

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Chapter 2 maybe?

This is a crack fic that is actually funny and entertaining. Tomorrow, the RIFF group is going to have a field day with this.

I'm glad I used the toilet before reading, or I would have something to clean up from the sheer laughter caused by this masterpiece.

Trollfic...yet genius.

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"Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker"

This shall work well for me

2758638 well....its original anyway...

This is a crack fic in the same spirit as Truth Vs Fiction and I loved every bit of it
It's definitely one of those "read it late at night and wake the whole house up with loud laughter" sorta fics
MOAR OF TEH SILLEHNESS!

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to get featured it needs a lot of traffic...as well as at least 4k words, it cant be under 4k

I love beautiful wood! Don't choo?

GET ON THE BALL!

"Yah mean, snuggle with the children," asked MJ curiously

You sir, must definitely watch south park.

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I actually don't watch to much southpark...but I can see where you're cuming from.

wat

If it wasnt for the grammical errors I'd absolutely love it. Fuck it, I do love it! You ser are brilliant and an innovator. This is what crackfics are supposed to be.

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Thanks! I retook the third grade to be able to write this story with its current grammar

I just...why is this?

I love you forever and ever for doing this.

"Then using his Billy Mays patented defense mechanism, he squirted the Pink horse with as hose of fresh jizz."
just watched a stand up by luis ck in which he said he wished human males had the ability to squirt jizz as a defense mechanism lol......

geeze that was crazy great.....

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Lol that's carzy

This is too goddamn hilarious. Fav'd.

da faq this some the crazyiest shit ive evar read props to you man for having the balls to do this

"I need a bigger hit! Think, what was IN when you were on earth, what sold?"

"Childrennnn," said MJ licking his lips

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i laughed the entire time lol

God damn, this shit's crazy but awesome!