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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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Amazing This needs to be featured.

Oh you utter bastard. It's so damn epic.

Gold. Pure fucking gold.

And Twilight totally seems like the type to carry a 1911. :twilightblush:

Dear God this is awesome.

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This has just made my day:moustache:

XiF

I... I love it! :heart:

(Sees chapter title: "Bulls on Parade")

Liked and faved.

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Everyone knows Evil Empire was the best Rage Against the Machine album.

My balls just exploded because of how awesome this was. All my yes.

Okay...well if you'll excuse me... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Holy fuck I love this.

You, sir, deserve much ice cream.

I laughed so hard my lungs shut down. I was later rushed to the hospitable, but in the middle of the operation, I remembered why I laughed, so I started laughing again. The doctors couldn't stop me. I later died from lack of oxygen.


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If you could read this....

This was like fucking awesome. I could just tell it from the start but I read it to make sure. God damn.. its so hard to take this seriously with a lollipop in your mouth.

My fucking god! I'm in tears! So fucking hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEATURE-BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You oughta thank DWK, me, and everyone else who put effort into trying to make this happen haha

Comment posted by Silverstein deleted Nov 7th, 2013

OH my god I love you, that's just for the pic, the story...there are no words sufficient to describe my adoration now. Best Hot Fuzz pony cross pic ever!

I`m sorry but this is not funny I dare say this is the worst story on the site :pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick:

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It's all relative, but I don't like this either, truth be told.

Truly sir this is a masterpiece. Hundreds of years from now high school students will be forced to read this and write essays, reports and articles on it, dissecting the various themes and psychological implications within. And they will hate you for it.

...dafuq I just read.

From the guy who brought us "Luna shoves a Cellphone up her Plot", I expected nothing less.

Republican Space Rangers much, Twilight?

Oh my god so perfect

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think somebody's just a little bit butthurt over U.S. narcotics policies, and frankly doesn't understand SWAT RoE.

that is what happens when you become a pot head. It leads to a tactical warhead being detonated over your hometown leading to the deaths of thousands, even millions.:ajsmug:

What the fuck. Why did I read this? More over, why did I enjoy this? I'm going to pony hell for this aren't I?

Well, buck.

So, what was the adjective before SWAT?

Just for the cover image I give you a moustache, and another two for the story. Wait, two's not enough. How about ten? Yeah, fifteen will do. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

1340263
Are you saying SWAT teams don't really engage in martial arts battles with suspects or have access to nuclear weapons? My world view has been thoroughly rattled.

1340316
All bronies will go to Hell for worshiping the Sun Goddess Celestia.

1340360
It was *sound of a thousand people blowing raspberries at once*. I mean to say that they were from the *dogs barking* of *muffled thump of a shovel caving in someone's skull*.

1340089
It has happened. Whatever else I do in life, I will forever be known as "That guy who stuck a cellphone up a horse's butt and nuked Ponyville because Twilight uses Ritalin."

1340269
Weed kills. Very indirectly.

1339373
Ice cream? Well, that sounds nice. Unless ...
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Oh dear. This might be a problem.

1339935
If all I ever do with my life is make someone type the name "Fiddlebottoms" in a serious essay, then I will die happy.

What is this I don't even...

Fuck it. Thumb for you.

1340488
No, I'm saying you think them trigger happy.

Why would you write this? I mean, thank you for writing this, but why?

ALL OF MY (S)WAT

it reminds me of a Monty Python skit except the Python skit is funny this story is just plain STUPID

:facehoof::facehoof::flutterrage::flutterrage::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::facehoof::facehoof:

1341064 i concur... my sincerest apology author for saying this but your story is terrible

This is just, amazing, thumb and favourite for you! :pinkiehappy:

1341064
It should remind you of a Monty Python skit. Specifically, this one.

The scene with Applebloom and Obvious Reference was a deliberate inversion of the Monty Python skit (similar to how Monty Python was a deliberate inversion of its predecessors, or how the Alternative Comedy movement, eg Rik Mayall, was a deliberate inversion of the innuendo laden class comedies that came before them)
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That is exactly the haterade I was looking for. Unfortunately, you came along too late.

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