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Stainless Steel Fox


A writer of various scribbles, I've recently become enamoured of Ponydom, and have done my limited best to write a few stories. I hope people enjoy them.

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In which the mane six end up at the battle of Pelenor fields, and we see how even the littlest pony can change the course of destiny. (Art by Koboldasylum on Deviantart)

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:rainbowlaugh:saurons a sissy lol good show i absolutely adored it i'd give you my stars but the thing wont let me. oh well.:pinkiesmile:
heres a :moustache: instead.

Holy crap I just reread this on EqD a couple days ago and it's here now? Sweet!:yay:

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It's complete so there's no point in tracking it, but you should fave it for sure.

......*pulls out cigar* BRILLIANT!!!

This raises a most important question...

Why didn't they just fly the ponies to Mordor?

In the original it took the elaborate risky efforts and willpower to defeat the dark army that had been building, distract Sauron from Frodo's quest and get the ring to Orodruin to remove Sauron from Arda and make his remaining forces collapse. Here, even Sauron can't resist Fluttershy's stare and he's a fallen maia, so all it took was a hard stare and a lecture and he actually feels remorse and banishes himself! :rainbowlaugh:

STARE-eo? Dang, never heard that one before! What a horrible pun! :rainbowlaugh:

I like this idea. Fluttershy of all people defeating Sauron with pure force of will and a stare:yay:. I also loved the image of Rainbow getting into dogfights with Nazgul, pure awesome:rainbowdetermined2:I would kind of like to see what things had been like if the ponies had joined up with Frodo from the start of his trip and helped all along the way.:scootangel:

225514 One does not simply fly into Mordor... unless you have Rainbow Dash acting as fighter escort. If she can beat up on Star Scream, some fell beasts should be no trouble.

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it's back.
it's legs together.
it's fall and it's neck
felt it's attention
as it's the full malevolence
redoubled it's fury, pouring all it's hate
- its

That was funny. :rainbowlaugh:

Its a good thing Fluttershy is the element of kindness. If she wanted to she could take over equestria in a day. We had a close call after the iron will incident!

Heh, that was great.

In all fairness, she'd intended to blow it after they arrived, but the effect had messed up both unicorns' focus, and while they'd teleported to a white city built into a mountain, it hadn't been Canterlot.

If I should ever write a crossover like this I'll have to use this exact way of getting the ponies to Middle Earth.
Brilliance.

Nope, I'm sorry, the Eye of sauron wouldn't be that easily defeated.
Reasons:
1. Sauron is more powerful than a red equestrian dragon (Which are really weak compared to anything in middle-earth) or a bloody chicken that can turn MORTALS to stone so I would guess Barad Dur would hold from that.

2. The eye of sauron would have a lot more will power than that.

3. She would have been eaten by one of the dragons along with Rainbow Dash because, even if Rainbow Dash was faster, she would make the mistake of trying to kick it in the face (Nice skittle treat for the dragon)

4. Archers are quite good at shooting easy targets such as birds. A pony at a snails pace would be even easier.

In the end, It wasn't that good (In my opinion). I'm realistic when it comes to the odds of a pony and Sauron the great.

What can I say? I sold my soul to mordor.

5793478 Remember the MST mantra.

Fluttershy's stare beats the Lidless Eye because it's funny. My take is the bigger the eye, the more powerful the effect.

Unlike the red dragon in Equestria, which was basically Smaug (even Sauron steered clear of that one) RD was meeting the Fell Beast in the air, which means Sonic Rain nuke to the face.

Also, no archer can fire higher than around 150 feet, the energy needed to propel the arrow is more than even the mightiest hero with the most powerful bow can supply. Fly higher than that, you're golden.

5794037 It was a joke comment. Even though I'll stick with the fact that sauron's will power would be stronger than that. A lot stronger than that.

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What can I say? I sold my soul to mordor.

:facehoof: Of course.

6089696 I'm serious. Sauron is bae.

Ringwraiths, at all times, release magic that affects anyone near them. Anyone who does not sufficient willpower is immediately reduced to whimpering mess of fear and terror. Rainbow was constantly near them. They also aren't stupid. They'd figure out a way to get her. They could just screech until her ear drums burst and while she's falling to the ground, clutching her bleeding ears. Just have the Fell Beast eat her. Or just stab her.

Eowyn was absolutely rekt by the Witch King in both the book and the movies. It was the combined efforts of Merry sneaking up to him and stabbing him in the back with a sword that was specifically designed to kill wraiths and her stabbing him in the face while he was at his weakest that she beat him. Because you didn't mention Meriadoc I'll just assume "girl power" means "she was splattered across the fields by the Witch King"

Sauron has a willpower greater than nearly any of his Maiar brethren. He dwarfs dragons even in his weakened state (see his massive army and powerful wraiths for that citation). He certainly doesn't cower just because someone looks at him. Melkor looked at Sauron a lot and he never cowered before him. Melkor being the most powerful thing in all of Tolkiens work besides the God of the world pretty much shows how powerful the beings Sauron usually interacts with are. To cut this long explanation short. No his big eye doesn't make it easier to affect him. Although the fact he's a massive fire might affect Flutters in all the worst ways.

Bitching complete :pinkiehappy:

my reaction after reading this sheer concentrated blob of stupidity that you call story:

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Ponies have magic. :trollestia:

6945746 Good for them. I'm sure they wouldn't snap like twigs before Sauron the Great.

Maybe the comedy failed for some readers but you hit gold with me. I laughed. Two hooves up for comedy.

The bad guys had scary, spooky people Nasty-guls or something

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Oh man I'll never be able to take the Nazguls seriously again!
:pinkiecrazy::yay::trollestia:

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You've brought up some good arguments, but you neglected the one that counters them all:

After all, she'd been glared at by Angel Bunny.

Sauron was a Maiar and a contemporary to the five wizards sent to fight him (including Gandalf and Saruman) during the times covered in The Silmarillion, and as such, they were nearly equal in power before the forging of the One Ring.
But Angel Bunny is secretly the Valar Melkor, to whom Sauron was merely his lieutenant.:yay:

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