...what.

Good god i went from then last sentence
.............we need nightmare moon......THAT would be interesting......

*ahem*

HAAAAAWWWWWWWWTTTTTT!!!

There we go. My opinion. Why is Celestia so GODDAMN sexy!?

...what

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I LOVE IT.

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Heh, little writing error. Fixed.

If anyone notices anything else, please let me know.

Otherwise: Thanks for reading! I'm glad that you all liked it!

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Silly Celestia, creating life using human DNA only works the old fashioned way

212130 Whether Celestia needs a heir or not isn't specified in canon. And her immortality is nothing more than a wild mass guessing.
Anything goes, really.

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You're totally right!

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MOOOOAAAAARRRR!!! ....with dogs... if that's okay with you....

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Thanks for reading!

Maybe Diamond Dogs . I'd totally like to do more stuff with Celestia pleasing some lucky guys (whether humans, ponies, or whatever). She's so hot.

Yeah, Celestia is super hot, can't disagree. Are the Pound Puppies next on her list? Oh man, that really adds some extra meaning to their names, doesn't it...

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Hahahahaha...

In all seriousness, though, I was also thinking about making a sequel that's more of a romantic-ish turn where Celestia finds one specific human on earth, has a tender moment with him, the heir-making is the natural 382859 way (with Celestia already being injected with the others necessary materials beforehand), and so on.

I prefer to ship ponies with other ponies, especially male OC's, but I'd like to read it either way.

Maybe I ought to do a clopfic where Luna bangs Cinnamon Oatmeal. No, you didn't just read that. Turn the monitor off and step away from the computer.

420463 Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

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I c wat u did thar

-The Doctor

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And I just lost the challenge I proposed as I am now tired. Anyways, I am rather satisfied with this story as well. Why? Because good Porn Without Plot is something hard to come by these days. Seriously, everyone has to romance it up and just ruin everything. Good job my dear Brony. Adieu~

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No offense, but if you didn't want Molestia/Celestia being did by humans, why did you click on it?

509075 cuz i give all your stories a chance without reading the title it was good but its awkward in noaw oh wellz TIME TO DEAL WITH IT

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Well, thanks for reading!

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Oh, I don't have an issue with that. I was just confused as to what the hell is going on.

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Okay...

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Molestia/Celestia having sex with human college nerds to collect non-Equestrian sperm. What did you expect?

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But Princess Celestia has such a melodious voice and such strong yet supple curves on her beautiful body... why not?

I STILL LOVE YOU FOR THIS OMGGGG

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I giggled while writing it too.

382859 By mixing it with frog DNA. You can mix anything with frog DNA, even dinosaurs!

This is hot. Please write more.

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I'll try and make more clop soon! Anyways, thanks!

The title made me fall off of my chair while spewing all of my coke-vanilla drink.
But, Gotta read this later :D

"We shall go with male dog emissions next!"

go with male dog emissions next!

male dog emissions next!

dog emissions...

dog..

ASDG:LHGAK:GNASPUIFAHKASILKHASPJIAL:SKGNASGJKLSGNASFDLJGASHNGASLJDF>ASHNASF

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saw this added to a group i'm in and thought...."What? I have got to check this out."

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I hope you like it!

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definitelyone of these day I'm going to learn to spell that without spell-check one of the stranger stories I've read, but not bad.

I saw some spelling errors, nothing too bad. You certainly are better at writing clop than I am.

My only concern is that Celestia was slightly out of character.

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She's kind of more on the goofy side here, but I thought that it all worked well still.

Hmmm, well, if you want clop that's romantic, then try my stories such as "Help Me, Nurse" or "Nightmare Date" (not a clop but I think I did a great romance).

Why don't you write about where Luna is in the wrong spot, then has sex with the sorority?