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Next chapter: brony-hater. Check.
Yeah, rape has a very negative connotation and I try to avoid it. Rape is wrong. Forced Pony Sex is satire.
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Isn't that the point? To write a bad satire of a story to get featured, before killing myself for debasing all the integrity I built up with my Octavia tragedy?
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If you can't beat them, join them. Three things get featured: ShortSkirts&Explosions, clop, and bad crossovers.
I'm not SS&E and I don't write crossovers.
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Ever since I read pattycake, it's canon that Fluttershy enjoys age regression and foal play. If you can think of something more creepy, I'm all ears.
ITS RAPE TIME
although this is better for vagrape
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That's the goal. It'd be hilarious to get a screenshot of them side by side.
I just hope Aetherpony has a since of humor. I pissed off BronyWriter once and woke up missing three fingers. There was a note on the dresser from someone named "Joyous Blossom" warning me to watch my mouth.
Also, I bet Fluttershy comes back for him. Or, starts her own nursery.
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If he didn't like it... Why did he write it?
Far as I can tell, no one forced him to.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Believe it or not I'd be laughed off a debate team, such a horrible writer / public speaker.... anyway that guy basically summed up why I did it. I have no regrets. Also, I keep telling people I'm a horrible writer, yet they keep on upvoting!
(But yeah, once the point is made I'll go back to my regular stories and stop trashing the site. Or will I? )
(no, I will. )
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Not sure what the quote had to do with anything
is this based off of Force Pony Cuddles?
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>Writing is an art, this is the messed up jesus painting.
Are you asserting that this story is NOT "art", just because it's satirical/non-serious?
2533047
Eeh I'm not into heavy fetish stuff.
Well... considering I do read pony porn fics, I'm not into this kind of heavy fetish stuff.
I mean, bondage, and now some kind of messed up baby thing? Ugh... No thanks.
You typed the alphabet wrong. Its not zxy its zyx- abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
2533047
What makes you think that? Because yeah, I put in the description (that I copy/pasted and replaced cuddles with sex) that it's a satire on that story. Also, it's a satire on the fanbase, who with one voice denounces clop, and with one hand favorites it into the featured box.
(Also I'd be lying to say I didn't enjoy writing it.)
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Step one: pick pony.
Step two: find a story about said pony and some weird stuff.
Step three: edit for grammar, leave the horrible puns, and get featured.
*shrug* it just came . . . to me.
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Oh Morpheus, what would it cost to get you to say this:
"What if I told you, a mature sex tag
Is all it takes to get featured?"
(But yeah, four mature sex stories + one teen sex story featured right now. You can't make this stuff up *checks the story he just made up* oh ...)
Also, because I'm not a jerk, Thanks to Aetherpony for inspiring this train wreck of awesome.
Was a little disturbing, I'll admit. If things get too scary, I'll move on to a more nicer kinda Human X Pony story like Xenophilia.
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I'm not brutalizing. I've talked about this story, not him. I'm sure he's a good author. I just dont like things like this.
Ya know, I wanna be surprised about this. I really do.
But, well, I figured something like this would happen.
I don't know whether to or or so I'm just gonna read.
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So far yes, and I shall spare your life for it. Well played.
I own a gun now. Guns are cool.
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Thank you for not crushing me like an ant. I just couldn't resist the satire. Hopefully you get a few laughs out of it (and let me cuddle more ponies in the meantime.)
If it makes up for it, I loved Wild Rose. . .
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I agree you're not brutalizing. It's okay to not like things like this, heck I didn't like them at first but the innocence of My Little Pony died with "Miss Me?" and it's been downhill from there. Anyway, I was just trying to say that I didn't do this for the clop, I did this for the satire? Also, that I suck at persuasive arguments... Anyhow, it's definitely not for everyone, especially woona.
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Yeah, I'd say "it's alright, it's only in the Fluttershy chapter." However, I'm guessing you're long gone and trying to scrub the mental imagery out of your head, in which case:
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That's been recommended to me, actually. Apparently I can add sex to the growing list of things I'm good at (the others being dark, tragedy, and a horrible sense of humor.) As for the fetishy bits, those are there to poke fun at other stories (pattycakes/cupcakes.) For instance, Lyra's chapter she's going to have a ... well... I don't want to ruin it. I might still be able to stop myself before I'm in too deep.
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dis b parod e
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Art is, like, the Mona Lisa, or something. This is just awesomeness in written format.
This is one blatant rip.
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Theres nothing wrong with clop. Some very well written stories are clop. It's just the re-use of a subject with no plot at all for the sake of feature. I would rather create a powerful work that nobody read.
Haven't even read it yet, but I'm gonna give a thumbs up for the pic alone
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Shh... shh... It's okay.
This has a comedy tag.
As I understand it, OP is trying to hit all the feature box's favorite fetishes so he can stay up there forever. The feature box likes to fap to some weird shit, you see.
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Nah I just don't like comments like this: 2532565 I wouldn't doubt as to why people would say it's: Easily repetitive plot, no real advancement in story line, simple humor, the list goes on. I just wish people would stop saying things are bad without a reason why. It's just supposed to be works of fun and cuddling. Not to be taken serious.
But, as far as grammar and punctuation is concerned, that's another story. I like my stuff to be as great as possible in that respect. It just sucks that I suck at that.
Anyway, I'm glad that you found enjoyment out of Wild Rose, a lot of people seemed to. Keep up the good work, keep it coming. Though, well, some of these probably won't be my fetish.
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I also prefer good stories no one reads to crappy features. My friend has been killing himself writing and re-writing some amazing surrealist stories, yet he can't get featured on fim fiction. EQD features his stories, but because his story isn't clop, he doesn't get featured here.
Any given day the featured box comprises entirely of poorly written stories with excellent premisis/cover art, clop, or SS&E/Darf/ any of those instant-feature authors. As a result, he and other aspiring authors, just doesn't get the credit they should. Hopefully this proves that to people. Not until after they favorite it, of course...
Anyhow, I agree that this bad clop. The goal was to re-use a subject with no plot at all for the sake of getting featured so me and my imaginary-hipster friends (because I have no friends) can laugh at everyone. As you pointed out, I did just that, and if I had a soul, I might feel remorse. Instead, I feel vindicated. Also, sticky.
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Ah having been told many times my various stories are "bad" I apologize for that. I didn't mean to imply it was bad without giving a reason. (It's super annoying when that happens.)
I can go into a story like yours and just enjoy the cuddling. My intent was that the attention it got was disproportional to the amount it should have received. It's great it got featured, don't get me wrong we all want to cuddle with ponies so I understand why. Me and some of my editor friends see some truly amazing stories that never get near the featured box, due to "the readers" deciding stories like mine, and to a lesser extent yours about shameless cuddling, should be featured over epic 30-50k stories that an author spent three months on.
I spent a few hours on this, and already destroyed my best friend in views who has been constantly revising some EQD featured stuff of his that just isn't getting viewed / noticed. That's the real tragedy here. (That and my horrible writing.)
So I don't personally find any fault with your story. My beef is more with how anything the "top 10" authors on the site post gets featured within ten minutes, four clop stories on the list at once, or a story that rides to featured status on the title alone (a.k.a. this guy )
It creates an atmosphere that discourages new authors (like I was 4 months ago) from continuing their stories on this site, usually quitting fan fiction writing all together.
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I fucking love darf. Not so big on SS&E, though.
And I'm laughing like a faggot at this. It's glorious.
Also I'm reading Sparking Reflections now.
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I don't know which I find funnier: The response, or trying to convince myself I'm not Darf 2.0
(my favorite is Pinkie Pie Sucks 100 Lollipops. Maybe it's because I'm a Nurse, but the scene where she vomited said lollipops up wasn't that disturbing.)
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Yes, Fluttershy knows how to program a
robothuman. If you've been a good brony, maybe she'll visit you tonight.2533405
You need to write a chapter with Dash making a phallus out of clouds.
Seriously.
I don't even know where that came from
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It's fate.
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I can agree with you. I've had that happen with stories in the past.
As far as the vast attention goes, I went with a subject that'd seem popular.
I mean who doesn't want to cuddle a pony? A communist that's who.
Also helps that I really enjoy writing them out too.
As far as truly amazing stories that never get featured, there are plenty of authors that deal with that, and for the most part it sucks. Your friend is a prime example, and if he's working so hard on it as you say, I hope he gets the big payoff he's looking to get with it. Hell, Living the Good Life and the Lively Adventures of Anonymous, are the stories I put all my effort in to as a writer goes. Neither have gotten featured.
And just because something ridiculous hits the featured box shouldn't discourage other writers.
If you know it's clop, you should just look at it and say, "Oh another clop story" and go on your merry way. Sex is one of the most popular things out there for many reasons, it has been and always will be that's a given.
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Are you now refusing or have you ever refused to cuddle a pony?
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I agree with the rest of that comment. I spent a month writing Puppet to her Fame before even releasing the first chapter. Had it not been featured, I would have probably quit the fandom in rage. Why, you ask? My other friend asked me to write him a shameless Celestia x Celestia ship fic for his birthday and it was featured in under an hour. I spent 45 minutes on it...
So yeah, definitely agree more people should skip the clop and look for stuff people spent time on. At the same time, would Puppet have ever been featured without all the followers I got writing a shameless ship fic? The world may never know. . .
Also sex... popular... we approve, for we are single and we are legion.
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Yes to all of that. I read all of SS&E's stuff instantly, thus fulfilling the prophecy of his ridiculous feature speeds (I think it takes him 10 seconds flat.)
More frequent round-ups of lesser know stories like they do on the site blog would be amazing.
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Truest words spoken today.
Once I know a story exists, eventually I read it. Without fail.
Well after reading this I have to say one thing....please do continue!
I don't read clop and I'm not going to read this, but I laughed until my sides hurt after seeing this in the feature box and reading the description. You sir are one funny bastard, and I mean that as the highest compliment. All the thumbs up.
for some reason I can't go to voting page so I suggest Vinyl
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Would you read it for a klondike bar?
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p.s. on the bright side, it's like the Sopranoes ending. Right when I get to "She mounted him" BAM! Scene break and you miss the best part. So it's like, only 20% clop. The other 80% is foreplay. At least, that's what the voices in my head keep telling me to say.
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Thanks. Free milk bottles for everypony!
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Noted. I'll likely have to Close the poll around noon tomorrow to start writing the next chapter. I'll continue to link polls in the chapters, because what started at Satire is now the only thing affirming my self-worth in the miserable life I live teaching CPR to people.
It currently stands:
Dash 17 18%
Applejack 13 14%
Lyra 19 20%
Bon Bon 3 3%
Octavia 26 27%
Other 18 19%
Brony 19 20%
Normal male 21 22%
Non-Brony 6 6%
Brony hater 18 19%
Pegasister 32 33%
Stick to bad sex jokes 12 13%
Some mention of anatomically correct organs 8 8%
Mention the physical acts 46 48%
Mimic "Darf" 24 25%
Stop writing Clop while you still have a shred of dignity 6 6%
I just want to say thanks to six of you. As for the forty-six of you, you disgust and impress me with your honesty. For that, I thank you.
Also, I should have known better than to list Pegasister.... You're all gonna make me write an explicit chapter about Octavia, her cello's bow, and a Pegasister. It shall be called "Two Females One Bowstring." Curse you internet!
Well... at least you're honest about it.
I'll still give it a read, and will probably favorite it anyway.
I did favorite the story, and I hope you do write more chapters.
98 likes, 33 dislikes... how did this get featured so quicly?
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Eeyup. (I actually base anything 'fetish related' on stories about said pony from other stories on this site. So, Pattcakes = Fluttershy, and Cupcakes = Pinkemena.... I don't know anyone who gets turned on by cutting, or age-regression, but they're real fetishes! Honest!)
/end of weird.
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It started off 45/2, and what ever algorithm Knighty made factored in the favorites (which I think were around 80 at that point.) Not sure if total views (~400) or comments factored in.
Since being featured it's over 200 favorites and started getting about 60% downvotes to upvotes. *Shrug* I don't make the rules I just exploit them.
TLDR: The featured box works in mysterious ways, but according to rule 34 sub-section C: Any mature sex story that exists, gets featured.
2534364 I remember reading that it's more of the number of favorites that gets factored into Featured status.... and it doesn't say that at all in the FAQ's, so you'd think they'd mention that.
Nice to see you have a sense of humor with that last part though. Granted, I'm a pegasister so I'm not really gonna read this (why are there so few female 2nd-person fics here? There must be more!) but I wanted to comment on it anyway.
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First, surprising then I got featured from the favorites count. Anything clop-y doesn't get as many favorites. People worried of being seen with a page full of clop on their profile or something.
Hmm, well according to the poll, the next chapter of this story is a pegasister going to bed only to find Octavia and her cello waiting in it... yeah, so there's second person for you...
Anyway, if it helps I do try to draw a line and avoid explicit descriptions. Otherwise, maybe you come back like a ninja in the night, secretly reading the second person female x Octavia chapter, and tell no one....
Though I get the feeling you meant "second person female x stallion" fic. Which, you know, makes more sense. Contrary to popular belief, all women are not lesbians. I think the confusion stems from the fact that all lesbians are women. Gah! Logic hurts.
So, if that's what you meant and you're not already saying ten hail mary's to atone for what your eyes have witnessed here tonight, let me know if you meant second person F/F or F/Stallion. Because I'm curious.... just not bi-curious, because for some reason the double-standard states dudes shall not like other dudes.
*shrug*
I've learned so much about myself writing this fic. Mainly, "One does not simply write a satirical clop fic to prove a point." Because now, it's you know, an actual clop fic and my readers demand more.
I think that it would be funny(or hot depending on what you like) if a guy was having a weird dream about luna sentencing him to death by sex or reverse sex from her personally in one of your next chapters
(sex- meaning regular luna) and (reverse sex- meaning futanari luna on the guy)
ps. he wakes up during the dream and its actually happening only not sexed to death
2534611 I did indeed mean the 2nd-person FemalexStallion fanfics - I've looked around the site and I've only found two. One was with Soarin', as well as an OC named Sunny Scribe, and the other was with Shining - the latter was unique because it was told in the perspective of Shining narrating, so it was like a 2nd-perso-1st-person if that makes any sense.
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I rest my case.