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Sundaydragon age crashquisition10 comments · 115 views
So I realized I was gone for a couple days (and racked up more messages and comments to reply to). I've been playing and trying to fix Dragon Age Crashquisition, which proves once again why I should never, ever buy triple-A titles. I've played week-old steam greenlight indie games that crashed less often, and I'm fairly certain they didn't have a multi-million dollar budget, a large publisher, and a history of making (slightly) less shitty games behind them.
Anyway, it looks like the problem is once again a case of "Oops, we didn't realize we poorly optimized the game!" or as I like to call it "Oops the end of the fiscal year / holidays / quarter / game conference / investors meetings / my son's birthday is next week so fuck the beta testing, release it now!"
Though from what I have played when I'm not constantly crashing to desktop (despite the crash fixes, blah blah yeah keep blaming the user for it but if we're already running the newest drivers, who is really to blame?) it is a pretty fun game.
I suppose it's for the best that it kept crashing, now I can get some other things done. Besides, I was getting tired of spamming the same four spells over and over again. So, I suppose homework, writing pony, and alpha sapphire will be getting some love soon.
Oh, and it crashes on the xbox 1 and ps4 too. When you can't properly code and optimize a game for a console with fixed, precisely known hardware and software installed on it, it's time to close your company down. Preferably with a fuel air bomb. I don't think I'm close enough to EA or Bioware for the blastwave to hurt me, though I might see a pretty light show if I look in the right direction.
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Come watch me do stuff. This one time I chugged a liter of vodka on a live stream. So yeah, it could be pretty fucking sweet, or it could be pretty fucking lame, but one thing it most certainly is not is predictable!
Though my body's reaction to chugging that vodka was incredibly predictable. Dear God that burned like hell.
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Would people find that entertaining to watch starting tomorrow? Is their a subset of people who (can't afford DA:I) and (want to watch me play it) and (follows me on Fim Fiction)? I mean that's one hell of a Venn Diagram right there...
Anyway, I was excited to have this one sneak up on me. I'm a big fan of Bioware/EA (not counting the last 10 minutes of Mass Effect 3) and am stoked to play DA:I.
Don't worry, I'll still write pony. I'll just do it while I'm at school pretending to be taking notes. What's the worse that can happen? I miss a lecture on how to rig and animate characters in 3ds max or maya? Hah! Those are like.... way easier than slaying Onyxia solo for bragging rights.
p.s. thanks to all who are following/favoriting/sacrificing virgins to Dash of Humanity 1-3. I'll reply to every single comment.... in a day or two when I have time to sit down and go through them all. But I will!
p.p.s. Thanks for hanging out in the 3ds max turned photoshop turned streamception turned hearthstone stream earlier. It was good, clean fun, aside from some tasteful pony art in the background. :)