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Dat picture! XD

Derpy will troll you with her muffin(s) because when you think of Derpy's muffin you think of Derpy's muffin but when Derpy is thinking of muffin she's thinking of muffin(s). Therefore Derpy's muffin is not the same as Derpy's muffin(s) because Derpy's muffin(s) is/ are really safe for children but Derpy's muffin is not safe for children. So get your perverted mind off of Derpy's muffin and focus on Derpy's muffin(s) because Derpy's muffin is off limits but Derpy's muffin(s) is/ are for everyone who wants to enjoy a Derpy muffin.

yes..... but....... but...

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Donated by a RainbowBob

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Exactly. Derpy is the last, sweet, innocent mare in My Little Pony. All she wanted was somepony to eat her muffin, and thanks to Pinkie Pie, that's exactly what she got.

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It's in the description, but basically, one * is cuddling and five ***** is brutal pony fetish sex. the Fp/Mp is mare/stallion and Male/Female. The C/NC is whether it's non-consensual.

They're actually kinda pointless, as the whole point of the satire is to throw the wildest off-the-wall ideas possible in there.

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Nopony tell him about Puppet to her Fame...

Nah. I actually kinda expected the ending when I saw the title and "ratings."

This was actually pretty funny... More if your carnivore... ? Challenge accepted...

THAT was fucking BRILLIANT.

Worthy of it's tag, to be sure.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Good one!

This chapter.
I loved it.

Wait what. I just got mind fucked hard. Great chapter

*slow claps* Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

That was obvious but
lollol

I really enjoyed this one it was cute and fun
i didnt expect derpy to do anything clomp related cause common it's derpy

Wait, the guy in this chapter...was he gay?

2639136 WOW!

2640347 Long story short.

Eat a muffin and forget about Derpy's plot.

Ya ain't gettin' any...

I will say one thing, best chapter yet.

2640375 Thats what you think.
Look at all the plots that I have.








How rudeNow you are going to pay!!
Wait,WHAT.....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH........................dead

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For naming Derpy's Muffin the best chapter ever, you shall be the first to know: Tomorrow I'm posting a Forced Pony Sex chapter that was so unbelievably amazing, I had to make it it's own story. Look for it in a feature box near you. (Also, help put it there. I shall light the signal fires around noon.)

2640375>>2640480

And for being cool guys too, you can know >.<

I had a long drawn out comment to leave mostly regarding the star level being perfect for this chapter and also including many innuendos. But I enjoyed this chapter too much to leave it. Have this entirely pointless comment instead as I read this again.

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Rarity or Rainbow Dash are good candidates for the doll fetish. COnsidering the main point of the kink is wearing pretty clothes and being treated like something fragile and precious. Obvious for Rares, and an obvious inversion for Dash (She didn't want to leave when Rarity was dressing her up because the outfit was uncool, she wanted to leave because she was getting turned on and didn't feel comfortable admitting it)

As far as packaging goes, Boxy Brown. Or Derpy.

As an added idea, perhaps Twilight or Rarity (or some other unicorn/alicorn) could have some lesbian lovin' featuring some breast expansion, just to add another redonkulous kink to the mix? You could probably tie lactation into it as well, since it tends to go hand in hoof (aren't I clever) with BE.

Also, seconding and thirding the notion of a M/Mp chapter. Perhaps Big Mac and a plush/plushification fetish? Or Hoity Toity and cosplay? I'd lean towards the former, as cosplay is decidedly /normal/.

I imagine I could throw fucked up kink after fucked up kink at you for pages, but I imagine you'd just as soon not have me do so.

One last one, that's exceedingly obvious. CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS INTERSPECIES EROTICA! YAY!

Lol it's Derpy after all! Great job!

I feel trolled and hurt. I was looking forward to the chapter the moment I noticed it existed.

.. Well that actually killed his mood for the day (if not actually he was killed by Derpy's muffin)

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Thanks. The star rating was a lie! Derp's muffin is #$(&* @#$@!

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Well this is sort of comment/poll driven. In fact, I combined the "top three" ponies and fetishes into one story, which was so big/awesome, I'm posting it as a spin-off stand-alone story-thingy today.

I suppose, for the good of my fans, I must.... consider Male on Male sex.

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Derpy is uncorruptable.

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Head canon for the win! Maybe Derpy has a snuff fetish, murdered him, and clop'd over his corpse. I doubt it, though, Derpy is such a sweet pony.

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I like to think he lived, and that Derpy will come back and feel bad about almost killing him. Then, she'll take him to Equestria as her personal muffin taster, and he'll spend the rest of his life eating Derpy's muffin.

2642180i don't know any ten letter words. So instead I'll just read it again.

I was praying you would do this. Thank you sir. Thank you

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No No No. I would imagine she enjoyed his help and gets out some kind of muffin anal beads or some other sex toy that's muffin based. Maybe she rubs herself on a muffin and then he eats it? IDK but you got to admit this adorable mare is a complete mystery when it comes down to stuff like this.

Also there's practically no way she would be into that. Her kill somebody? That's just improbable.

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The secret ingredient in Derpy's muffins is her love.... Literally. She fills them with love juice!

2642854 Why do you think her muffins are so moist

That is all.

lol, wow, that was awesome

i got hyped because my name is William, but got at dieing

just....

you tease!

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I just gained like 90 respect levels for you.

Yeah, Derpy's too sweet for this.
However, I can think of another down-to-earth pony who might not be ... and has a rope fetish.

When I saw that rating i thought "But it's Derpy why is this 5 stars" Well played sir, well played.

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+1

My favourite chapter! no joke, i love muffins. that's why derpy is best pony.

BU-WHA-THE-HUH-DFIGLKSUXDNFLKXNDKJGN KFJNGHXLK!?
That ending...
I don't know how to react properly xD

That's not even "funny kind of trolling". I was expecting some decent clopfic and you fucking trolled us. This chapter is a disappointment; the author of this chapter should be ashamed of himself/herself.

I'm not sure whether to rage or to laugh..... arghhhhhahaha

And now this crazy compilation of stories has my official upvote. If a person can't take a good joke like this just because they came in with expectations that weren't met, then that person should re-evaluate their internet usage.

Image got borked

yay. innocent chapter. was a little apprehensive about this one as well