Too many ponies in Equestria have committed terrible crimes and gotten away with it. The problem has become so bad that Princess Twilight has turned to the only creature in Equestria capable of delivering the swift, righteous, stinging judgment these naughty ponies need:

You!

You are Corporal Punishment, the only human in Equestria, and you have the tools necessary to put all the criminals, delinquents, schemers, traitors, terrorists and lawbreakers in their places. Armed with a thick wooden paddle, a rawhide whip, a collapsible cane, and a bad attitude, it is your sworn duty to find every bad pony in Equestria and deliver a harsh, brutal spanking to each and every one for their crimes!

This is a massive collaboration effort in celebration of my 700 followers. Not meant to be taken seriously. Full of completely tongue-in-cheek humor and crazy moments, and may contain crackfic-style situations, continuity in only its loosest possible definition, and some kinky moments where discipline and punishment should be. Each author will be credited in the title of his/her respective chapter. Character tags to be added as more chapters are posted.

If you wish to add a chapter of your own, see THIS GROUP for details.

This story is a sequel to The Perfect Dinosaur

For thirty five hundred years, Scarab has sought Prince Rapses the Twelfth for two reasons: to gain control of the throne and to gain eternal youth. Both reasons have more often than not became failures for him as he fought numerous times against Rapses' spiritual descendant Presley Carnovan and his guardians Ja-Kal, Rath, Armon, and Nefer-Tina. Even with the help of additional beings, the Mummies have proven to be much more than a match.

After more than two decades in hiding, he had a vision of a Phoenix in human flesh beyond his usual territory. And with a much older Presley supervising a temporary exhibit there, Scarab senses an opportunity. Unfortunately, such a plan doesn't account for three Sophomore girls.

Second part of the Other Visits Saga. In this case, "Mummies Alive!"

In the three months you, Anon E. Mous, have been in Equestria, no other pony you know is as unique as Ginger-Bread.

Besides her unfailing companionship, when most other ponies would avoid you, out of fear, or of paranoia, she also likes to snuggle up with you late at night, with her heating-elements keeping you warm, and your arms wrapped around her body, making for a pleasant night of comfort for the two of you.

Oh, and she makes toast.

Coverart by Badumsquish (not on Fimfiction), and approved by Obselescence.

Dedicated to anyone who is spending Valentine's Day alone.

Fluttershy is a young girl with a love for anime and manga, comes from a family of celebrities. Her mother, Rarity, is a fashion designer and former film actress. Her father, Fancy Pants, is the President of an advertising company. Her cousin Sweetie Belle, is an actress in a sitcom. And her older sister, Rainbow Dash, is the lead vocalist and guitarist of a popular rock band. Despite her families constant encouragement, she detests going into show business, following a traumatizing childhood event where she botched a scene in a wedding commercial.

In Contrast, Sunset Shimmer a famous actress in both commercial and film, who co-stared with Fluttershy that 10 years ago, and developed feelings for her. However, Sunset thinks Fluttershy was boy, being that her hair was short back then, and she was wearing a suit and tie during the shoot.

One day, faith reunites the two of them after the Wedding Company ops to film a "10 years Later" version of their commercial. How will this tale of awkward romance proceed?

This is the tale of how Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon fell head over hooves in love with each other ~ ! (As told by the CRAZY duo themselves)

This is the first story in my "The Power of Love" series that will span across 4 stories. 3 one-shots and then a big conglomeration, all meeting in one GIANT story!!

Sunrise hates being annoyed. She may overreact to annoying ponies. This is a collection of short stories that show what happens when ponies bother her.

Told in first person from my oc.

Two worlds strung together by a mysterious force. A human and a pony must work in tandem to try and protect their worlds from an unknown disaster.

Vanilla oat swirl ice cream is a girl's best friend when she's alone on Hearts and Hooves Day, and at half-off, it would be a shame not to buy any. But when Rarity runs into Applejack at the store, Applejack offers to keep her company.

Rarity is thrilled that she has someone to commiserate with about being single.

Applejack is happy to have a date for Hearts and Hooves Day.

This may be a problem even vanilla oat swirl can't solve.

This story is a sequel to Lovey Dovey and the Business Pony

After having Lovey Dovey around for a week, Magnate knew that he couldn't go back to the dull life he led before. When she claims she's moving in with him, however, he comes to the realization that his first impression of her was right: they are very different ponies. Lovey is certain about their relationship, but is he?

Button Mash is a connoisseur of video games, an owner that prides in keeping his CDs and cartridges in good order even though the same can't be said about his room.

Then why does he find a damaged cartridge hidden within the mess around him?