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User ID: 19,438
Registered: 15th Mar 2012
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The Eulogy of Mr. Acorn, by the Coward Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is officially bored out of her skull. So bored, in fact, that when Fluttershy asks her to attend a dead squirrel's funeral, Twilight can't help but say yes. She's never been particularly fond of the late Mr. Acorn, but with Fluttershy almost in tears, and nothing better to do... well, what are friends for?

A collaborative work with the ever-marvelous Donny's Boy.

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Love, in All Its Forms

The depths of Luna's loneliness drive her to create a creature that never should have been. But the nature of her companion, and the dark methods used to create it, may lead Celestia to commit an unforgivable deed of her own...

Written for World-Building Alliance's January Writing Contest. Credit, as always, to NorsePony, for his wonderful editing work.

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In Memory Of

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm sorry I haven't written in a while. Things seem to be falling through the cracks lately. Spike thinks I should go see the doctor, but...

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The Mare at the End of Forever

The world spins, years pass, and everything comes to an end. Except Celestia. She sits on the shore of the last ocean, watching and waiting for her own chance at death. Because everything comes to an end if you wait long enough, and Celestia is patient indeed.

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Sharks on a Rollercoaster

In what could only be described as a stunningly brilliant business venture, Flim and Flam have constructed a carnival of sharks right outside Ponyville. As in, like, literally a Shark Carnival.

With actual sharks.

On actual rollercoasters.

It's going to rock so hard.

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My Stuff

[Sad] [Slice of Life]
Dear Princess Celestia, I'm sorry I haven't written in a while. Things seem to be falling through the cracks lately. Spike thinks I should go see the doctor, but...
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[Random]
"Suppose I killed them all?"
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[Sad]
Shining Armor has wanted to be a Royal Guard ever since he was a colt. It's been his hope and his dream, and he's closer to it now than ever before. The only question left is if it's worth leaving his little sister behind.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
It's hard work saving the world...
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[Slice of Life]
Please do not read. -Derpy Hooves
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And Also My Stuff

[Sad]
We're all mortal, in the end.
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[Sad]
The depths of Luna's loneliness drive her to create a creature that never should have been. But the nature of her companion, and the dark methods used to create it, may lead Celestia to commit an unforgivable deed of her own...
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[Slice of Life]
As the day comes to a close and night starts to fall, two sisters decide to play a game.
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[Slice of Life]
"Hello, Screw Loose. How are we doing today?"
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[Random] [Human]
We're all doomed.
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Well! That trailer for Equestria Girls, right? How 'bout that trailer for Equestria Girls?

Equestria Grills.

I'm... weirdly enough, sort of okay with how this is shaping up. The trailer implies that a lot of the MOST egregious aspects of the character designs have been either cut or toned down--even though they've still got that creepy blythe doll look to them--and the animation looks like it's being done pretty well. I'm not a big fan of  the overall plotline of Twilight fighting, uh, Sunset Shimmer for Prom Queen or whathaveyou, but I'm willing to wait to see where that one goes. It has potential. Let's see if it delivers.

The only problem, I'll bet, is going to be finding a ticket. It's going to be like the friggin' Grand Galloping Gala when the Brony Hordes descend upon the theaters, 'CAUSE NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SHARE.

It'll be rife with good times and also disappointment as I struggle through masses of sweaty flesh and tangled neckbeard forests ('cause that's what bronies look like, right) to get to the ticket booth, only to find that Equestria Girls has been sold out 'til Christmas.

But then maybe that'll mean nobody's busy stealing the primo middle seat for the Iron Man 3 showing.

Anyway, nobody cares about me. What about my words?

Well, yes. Words are on the way. Lots of words, as soon as my finals are finished. I know I've kept promising lately without delivering, so I'm planning to make May-June my big breakout time. I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

So, on the agenda: I'm planning on hitting up the World Building Alliance Prompt for this month, so that'll be a story. Also, I am planning on digging an old story concept of mine out of the closet to see use. It's about a quarter-ways done now, technically speaking, but pending revisions for my improvement since I first took a crack at it, we'll say it's coming out Soon.

Not, like, Blizzard Soon(tm). Just Soon. I'm expecting to sit down and just blitz it after I've done up with my last final. The final final.

I hope you guys will find it amusing.

On a final note, check how this one background character bears a surprising resemblance to a Picasso portrait:

I'm trying to think of a better name for her than Pick Asso, but nothing's coming.

ANYWAY, CALCULUS FINAL LOOMING. CIAO FOR NOW, CHUMPS.

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#414018 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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Hey Obselecense,

I've read your interview! Very nice read indeed ^_^. We've read a few of your stories so when your name popped up I was like "Oh I know this guy! Dis gun b gud!" and son, I was not disappoint.

We're looking into user NorsePony now too, just cuz you recommended him. :pinkiesmile:

Hope to read plenty more form you. Best of luck!

The Living Library Player Society

#319837 · 14w, 4h ago · · ·
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Hello sir or madame,

I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie   I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.

The only requirements are:

1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )

2.  She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.

3. i can`t think of a third thing

It's me Osidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.

1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in

2. join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up

3. fallow because it will boost my confidence

Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.

Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop

#312931 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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Gosh. Where to start with a person like you.

Great person. Let's just start with that. One of the funniest and inspiring (and most awesome) writers here on this site.

And then we get to your stories, and people say, "Damn, those FEELS!" I'm immune to feels, though, but I can tell when they are there. So well written. Masterpiece.

I am the Approver, and I approve of you and this message.

#303270 · 15w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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>>302896

Daw, thanks. :3 Glad to know the stuff I've written's made a bit of a difference.

And can do on keeping it up!

#302896 · 15w, 3d ago · · ·
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This is probably gonna sound cheesy as shit but I don't care.

I just wanted to thank you for writing the things you do. You have delivered both laughter and tears  with your writing, and each piece that I have read so far (I havn't read all as of yet) have been a true joy to read.

I especially want to thank you for writing "Best Friend Screw Loose" and "In Memory Of".

Sooo.. yeah, keep doing what you are because you're doing it very well :pinkiecrazy:

#277392 · 17w, 5d ago · · ·
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I am looking for good ideas for what to put into a fic. It will be human in Equestria, but other than that nothing is really decided. I am here because I respect your opinions and thoughts. Any input is appreciated, and you can give feed back by PM, the comments section on my page, or responding here.:twilightsmile:

#248474 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
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This might be a generic message that I'm leaving all over the place... or maybe, just maybe it's intended only for a select few. You might, or not, be one of those few. But, here it is.

Merry winter celebration of your choice! :heart:

And yes, you're awesome. Along with everyone else that got this. :raritywink:

(Why u so awesome, Obs? Is it the pictures?)

#220371 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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Darn you, good sir. Darn you. You have made me cry for the first time in more than seven years. Your fic, In Memory Of, is possible truly the saddest thing ever written. Thank you for such a moving, although heartbreaking, tale. :fluttercry: :fluttercry: :fluttercry:

#216017 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·
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It really is astounding how you have a measly 500 watchers when there's people writing below-mediocre fanfics poorly who have 1k+

#215277 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>215033

Haha. Thanks. :D

>>215271

Writing. Go away. :<

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