At the behest of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Lieutenant Flash Sentry has been chosen as the captain for the ponyville royal guard. While pleased by this Revelation, he has doubts about his ability to fill the role.
Can he truly be the captain this new section of the royal guard needs?

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!"

When Fluttershy tells Discord this harmless joke, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.

In a sudden wave of chaos magic, Discord transforms Equestria, and it is up to Twilight to set things ri- hey, where's she going?

Twilight wants nothing more than to sleep until everypony stops acting crazy, but the universe has other plans, and she's sent on a quest to set everything back to normal...

Despite the fact that everything can be set back to normal if Discord would just snap his damn fingers!!!

This story is a sequel to The Cassandra Chronicles

Every fall, ponies get together for a feast, and celebrate the thing they're most thankful for. That thing is my OC Cassandra (don't steal). This year, the preparations are underway, and going miraculously, but something is amiss; an old foe returns and threatens to end the festivities. Can Cassandra stop her and her evil ways? Yes.

(Note that this is an original story, and is NOT the same story as the chapter "Cassandra Appreciation Day" in my main fic)

Soarin is a young singer, famous in Cloudsdale that reappeared after four years of avoiding the world of showbiz.

"I just want you to be my girlfriend for the media." Soarin said to the girl standing in front of him.
Rainbow Dash who had already recognised Soarin from the beginning, but was not in the least impressed. She looked up and stared at him, then said, "Well, as long as my face is not visible."
Soarin unsuspecting why Rainbow Dash immediately accepted his offer, smiled. While Rainbow Dash could only hope she would not regret her decision. The days of summer as Soarin's 'lover' began.

But what the both of them didn't realise, was the truth of the story four years ago was still haunting them.

"You want me to tell you about the Pumpkin Terror case?"

"Eesh, that was a crazy one. It all started when Princess Celestia gave me the strangest brief... pumpkins growing on trees? In Appleloosa? Really?"

"Turns out, when I got there, it was much more than some childish prank. Something big was going on, a something that threatened the whole town."

"Good thing I had two of Appleloosa's finest to lend a helping hoof—from the very start, things went wrong, and I ended up with a countdown on my life..."

To most, the vampire pony is just a story, a myth passed down through the generations to entertain ponies. To six, it was an example, a reason to never try to change what nature had created. To a select few though, they are real. Fluttershy is one such pony, and she sees them as a bad thing. What do you do with bad things? Get rid of them.

Twilight had recently downloaded a copy of Undertale and is having a lot of fun playing it. When her friend found out about the game, they became curious and would like to play it to. They will soon realize that each of them have their own experience playing through Undertale.

Pinkie should really start reading signs more often. Anti-Earth Pony meetings are no joke.

What would happen if you brought a skeleton of bad puns and a group of ponies into one? A giant cluster of dorky, irresponsible and straight up weirdness of a Crossover- I-I mean Adventure!

Timeline after timeline. Story after story. Hot...Dogs? after Hot...Cats? Al-right, WHO MESSED UP MY SCR-

After Timeline and Timelines pass, Meta after Meta. One day a Timeline was in for it, so was a certain skeleton. Falling in and out of reality with every Timeline, this one had different outcomes to it. A certain one he nor did she expect. Who is she you ask?

Deez Nutz

Rated T for Humerus and a Skeleton of Puns.