Equestria stands on the brink of ruin. A necromancer has raised an army of the dead and is poised to plunge the world into darkness. Monsters and brigands roam freely across the land, preying upon the innocent.

Only one hope remains. Armed with swords, spells, snacks, and a bag of dice, five heroes band together to defeat the forces of evil… if their rolls are good enough.

Welcome to gaming night in Ponyville.

Dramatic reading by Goombasa.

Cover image by Elosande used with permission.

This story is a sequel to Rarity on DXM

Fluttershy has just been accepted at Transpicuous Pharmaceuticals as their newest Sales Representative. When she finds out who her partner is, though, she's a little apprehensive about her associate's character.

Caramel has a job as a telemarketer. When he calls Twilight Sparkle's house, she lets her pet owl pick up the phone. The only problem is that Owlowiscious does nothing but hoot.

Through luck and foresight King Sombra has managed to avoid the grave, but just barely. At the cost of much of his magical powers and his whole kingdom. With nothing, but his life, to lose he decides to make a daring gambit by infiltrating Ponyville and exacting his revenge from within.

With no formal spy training and little experience socializing with the common pony Sombra find's himself bumbling in his attempt to take over the town. With no base of power and little to his name Sombra finds himself losing the fight before it has started until a cross-eyed pagasus offers too help him. Now, in order to conquer Ponyville he must first conquer the home of Derpy Hooves, which may be his greatest challenge yet.

Cover art provided to me by The Grimm Reaper. Thank you.

(An idea that came from a joke I made on a Facebook thread and I just decided to run with it. This story isn't high on my priority list, but if a few people like it I'll try to make an update for it something within the month. It's labeled comedy, but I'm not a funny person, sorry.)

Lorrie is a Changeling. Like all Changelings, she feeds off love. So when she finds a group of ponies advertising "free love," she figures this is about the best thing ever. She's never encountered pony hippies before, though, so she's in for more than she expected.

Yes, this does involve a pony version of the Burning Man Festival. (Written for OneShotober.)

Suri Polomare isn't just content stealing ideas for dresses. Watch as she steals famous ideas throughout history and claims credit for them, okay.

"Suppose I killed them all?"

Okay, so prepare to totally get your mind BLOWN by these terrifying stories about the Mane 6. This is a mighty chronicle, taking a deep look in to the HORROR that is- Hey! Where are you going? I swear this story rated T for language is good! Come back!

A red car drives into Ponyville one day, its only passenger being comedian Jon Lajoie. As he gets settled in, he doesn't adjust to his surroundings-- nor do they adjust to him, as they don't entirely appreciate his comedy...

I saw that it hadn't been done, so I did it. Oh yeah.

Also, I got bored with my other fics, so I decided to take a break. Note that "break" does not equal "quitting forever."