Somepony (not gonna name any, just saying) dared Rainbow to play this one game.

You can imagine how it went.
Or read this story. It'd be easier.

Proofreader: Randominos
Best Friend being a bit of a dumby with the comments: Dollie

Late one night, Rainbow Dash is rudely awoken when a mysterious object plows through her house and crashes near Twilight's library. Inside it is an equally mysterious stallion that seems more than a little different in character to the ponies that find him. But when strange apparitions start appearing in Ponyville following this event, this stallion might be just the fellow to have on hoof.

It was an average morning in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the changeling was swimming in the pool.... wait what?

This story is written by me and Limescale.
You can find his page here
Front page at 1/21/2017. Thanks guys for making it possible!

As of 11/27/2023, the story now has an audio reading. Check it out! https://youtu.be/iYjTMNmnfSk

You all know Lyra Heartstrings. You all know of the unicorn that obsesses over Humans to the point of mimicing them. But how much do you really know about this pony? Why does she seem to be everywhere the mane 6 are? Why is she obssesed with humans? Follow the origin of this Unicorn and see the strange tale unfold. You'll learn that the truth is far stranger than any story. An odd tale of a lost creature trying to get home.

...You'd think I'd be the 1,000th human to enter Equestria as a pony, but NOOOOOO... I had to be the first!

AND MY FAN-BASE! What will they think of my absence? I'd hate to break their darling little hearts... [img]http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png[/img]

DO NOT TAKE COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

I'm just having a little fun on the side of my major fan-fiction.

So... Before you say "Obvious self insert", let me tell you that, yes, you are correct. I am the dominant character here, but only because I want to be funny.

Things NOT TO EXPECT:
-Strict updating time
-Story edits to fit canon
-Story correspondence to current canon
-Caring that you hate this story
-Caring that you love this story
-Caring about anything

Scootaloo has a secret. One that she's been hiding her whole life, and after the royal wedding has no choice but to share.

Apple Bloom has a secret. One that she's been hiding for six months, and is still terrified of.

Sweetie Belle has a secret. One that she's been hiding for... well, she doesn't know how long, and is looking for answers to.

So what happens when three not-ponies find out their friends aren't ponies either?

Well, one thing's for certain: they're going to have to come up with a new name for their club. Hopefully one better than the title.

Cover by Crimsion Ink

First few chapters edited by metallusionsismagic, AppleTank, and the last few chapters edited by Crocoshark, Bahamuttone

Featured May 30, 2015!