I am not a brony. I firmly stand by that statement. I appreciate decent TV shows and the occasional fan-made work as much as the next guy, but you don't see me collecting pony figurines or walking around in a shirt that reads "20% Cooler". I'll say it again: I am not a brony. ...Am I?

(My first foray into FIMFiction: a shameless self-insert, loosely based on events that actually happened -- the first part at least. No offense meant toward readers or bronies in general. Similarities with other works, circumstantial or otherwise, are completely unintentional.)

Fed up of the pressures of dealing with her headstrong daughter and often absent husband, Spoiled Rich decides to enjoy a day of relaxation and pampering. Things pan out exactly as you'd expect.

Inspired by scenes from 'Applejack's Day Off'.

A little oneshot to get me back in the writing groove.

Based on the episode "Applejack's "Day" off"

While grateful her friends helped her streamline her working processes at the farm, Applejack is still shocked and embarrassed how it could even get so far with all the additional work that just wasn't necessary anymore. As she visits Rarity and watches her work for a while however, she realizes she isn't the only one who has problems with old habits...

Twilight has had to deal with quite a few peeved unicorns lately. Haughty magicians, angry teenagers, scorned savants, the list goes on. You'd think she would be used to it by now, but this time she's faced with something far more threatening, and far more unexpected...a drunk Rarity.

On a day like this, Applejack comes down with a cold after finishing up her work in the orchard. Rarity, who wants to help her friend with her problem, comes to check up on her, and does everything in her power to get her better.

Featured on August 18th, 2014

Pinkie should really start reading signs more often. Anti-Earth Pony meetings are no joke.

Rarity's tea party has an unexpected visitor, who is surprised that a certain someone is sitting and sipping tea.

Cover Image by JohnJoseco.

Reading by Midnight29: https://youtu.be/GxJ6gF0qHxc

Pinkie has a very important request for Rainbow Dash.

Inspired by this picture here and happened thanks to Reddit because I saw someone request it and a nice fellow named ocalhoun offered to do it (and did do it! Check out ocalhoun's story here!), but I wanted to try my hand at it too!

The Tasty Treat becomes a successful restaurant, despite not having the three-hoof rating that makes all the restaurants in Restaurant Row successful. The Queen of Cuisine, Zesty Gourmand, will not let this stand without criticism.

Unfortunately for her, somepony else will not let her flawed method of critiquing restaurants go unpunished. And he's not holding back anything. No way in Hell, especially in his own kitchen.

Spoilers for Season 6 Episode 12

Random Oneshot Idea that just popped in my head.

Contains vulgar language and verbal bashing (Judging from the cover art, you can tell why).

If there was something that broke Rarity's heart more than seeing her best friend getting stood up, it was seeing Twilight go back to the library with a matching broken heart.

Luckily for Twilight, Rarity would be damned if she let that happen.