[This story is awful and no one should read it. I'm leaving it up to remind myself how far I've come.]

David the brony is accidentally transported to Equestria. Woohoo. But after recovering from interdimensionary blindness, he embarks on a grand adventure with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie and learns about the seven dimensions, the truthfulness of "My Little Dashie", the Sun Princess's dark secret, and, of course, the Magic of Friendship.

Required Works:
"My Little Dashie"
"Cupcakes" (you don't actually have to read it... in fact, please don't. Just know the gist.)
Seasons 1 and 2 of MLP: FiM

While walking through Sweet Apple Acres, Twilight and Applejack come across a crash landed meteor. Soon after, all hell breaks loose in Ponyville while Twilight's trying to put the puzzle pieces together. It doesn't help the Element of Magic when she has to deal with an alien species dropping off in the middle of nowhere and becoming her responsibility.

Meanwhile, meet Griffin Pearsons, an intelligent, foul-mouthed teenager. To his surprise, he wakes up in a bed that's not his own, in a room that's not his own and with members of an alien species that are not of his own. He soon finds himself in a slew of events that leads to the end of Equestria itself, with him stuck in the dead center of it.

Why did the meteor crash into Equestria? Where did the storm come from, and why does it seem like its getting worse? Why aren't the Pegasus ponies controlling the weather? And what are the Royal Sisters' opinions about all this?

But the one question Griffin is asking himself is,

Will he ever be able to get back home?

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A HiE (Human in Equestria) story.

Rated Teen for lots of swearing that occurs starting chapter 1, imagery and light violence.

Heads up, the human character will NOT become a pony in this story.

Chapters "Prologue" through "Journey" in progress to be re-written!

Rainbow Dash has had a good life. Well, as good as any other Earth pony’s life, anyway. She has good friends, a good home, and has proven herself to be quite the speed demon, but for some reason, she just can’t shake the feeling that something is missing from her life. Like, something she used to have in her life, but can’t remember what that something was. What is she missing? And why does it feel connected to Scootaloo?

As always, please let me know what you thought once you're finished reading. Hope you Enjoy!

A cutie mark appears on a pony's flank when he or she finds that certain something that makes them different from every other pony. - Miss Cheerilee

While there may be some fillies out there crusading for cutie marks on what seems to be a daily basis, several of their classmates have already had theirs appear. Haven't you always wanted to find out how it happened? Of course you have.

(The colt characters don't really interest me; sorry, colt fans.)

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...