Twilight tells the most amazing tale of Scootaloo's life. It fails to inspire.

Last night, Twilight went to a party.

Today she woke up.

Now she wants to kill Pinkie.

Twilight Sparkle has been serving her country as the Princess of Friendship for over two years, and she thinks that it's finally time for her to take the next step in her royal career: she wants a fancy enchanted mane, just like Celestia and Luna. Luckily for her, the process behind it is pretty simple—all she has to do is go petition the legendary Author of All Beings. You know, the one that lives near the supermarket. Surely she'll be willing to grant Twilight her new magical princess mane!

Unfortunately for her, there's one catch: the Author of All Beings is a complete troll.

Thanks to ZuTheSkunk for the Faust vector. Thanks to Thornwing, Quill Scratch, Frog Myre, Manaphy, Oroboro, and Foehn for prereading.

Shining Armor decides he is Twilight Sparkle.

Discord takes offense to a restaurant's claim of serving "unlimited" breadsticks.

Idea inspired by the sheer ridiculousness of the Unlimited Breadsticks meme.

Originally written for the "I Regret Nothing" WriteOff.

Now with a reading by AstroBrony! And a reading by ZeusMacD.

Rumble looks at the class yearbook.

Twilight finds a flea on her fur.

Her friends don't take it well.

Flash Sentry has been trying his hardest to catch Twilight Sparkle's eye. Desperate, he pulls out his secret weapon: a romantic sailboat ride.

Meanwhile, Twilight is studying the dangerous monster in Canterlot Lake. When Flash offers to let her use his boat, she jumps at the opportunity.

Now with reading

Twilight Sparkle is dating Applejack. Pinkie Pie is dating Rarity. In fact, it seems like everyone in Ponyville has a special somepony, except for Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy!

So they join a bowling team.

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Finalist for the June Writeoff - A Matter of Perspective

Edited by Exuno, with some pre-reading help from hazeyhooves and KiroTalon

Cover image uses hair vectors by TheGirlNamedSig

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A look into slices of the wild life of our favorite archaeologist, 100 words at a time.

WARNING: Not in chronological order. Some of these should be taken seriously, and some probably should not be. Especially the tenth and eleventh chapter.

A spiritual successor of Forty Eight Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, and Also A Bomb Threat