Daring Documents

by Super Trampoline

Daring Doodoo (Alternative Title: Daring Poo)

She was sweaty; her fur matted. She was in pain. Her muscles were sore; her vision blurry. She tensed up as another wave of pain surged through her intestines.

''Mommy, hurry up! You've been in there for like three hours. I'm worried about you.''

Daring smiled to herself. Her daughter exaggerated more than her autobiographical book series. But she had been on the toilet a long time. Suddenly, she felt more coming out, and braced for impact. ''HHHRRRRRRRR!'' she moaned as another deuce battled her anal sphincter.

This was the first, last, and only time she ate bacon.

Author's Note:

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Comments

[Nope Nope Nope]

Wait...horses can chew bacon? Has science gone too far?