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Captain Whatever


I am not in the writing business for ponies, unfortunately, because I have no motivation. My two stories were cancelled, and I have failed to fulfill a duty for a story given to me.

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"And here you'll see the statue of the Lord of Chaos, Discord, imprisoned in stone..."

A group of students from the School for Gifted Unicorns are given a chance to visit Celestia's royal garden and a curious filly decides to ask about a statue that's in their tour, where they all hear the story of how the spirit of chaos fell into a stone imprisonment for the third and final time.


Art by: Kabudragon

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It's Hearth's Warming Eve again, and Twilight Sparkle is freaking out about her party at the library. Nothing out of the ordinary there.

It's Spike and Fluttershy that are really worried though. Ever since Rarity turned Spike away, he's been hanging out with everypony's favorite shy Pegasus. But is just friendship, or is it more?

On this night, they'll tell each other, and we shall see. The worst they could do is say no to each other, right? Oh...

NOTE: This is a one-shot I did to take some time off from my main story. I caved into the season, so I decided to do a pairing I like a lot. I know it's very rough, but I wanted to do it this way, cause that's just how I am. Comments and constructive criticism are well appreciated. Happy Hearth's Warming.

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Braeburn is a stallion from a family of workaholics. He is determined to make sure Appleloosa becomes a thriving, successful town no matter what - even if the cost is his own health.

Lily is a nervous mare who is scared of her own shadow. She has lived through Nightmare Moon, Discord, a dragon, an ursa minor, plus whatever else has attacked Ponyville this week. She would much rather stay home in her nice, safe garden with her nice, safe flowers than venture outside her front door - but her friends have other ideas after reading Iron Will's latest book.

When Braeburn is sent away from Appleloosa to stay at Sweet Apple Acres for the sake of his health, nopony would ever have imagined the two would meet. Yet the yearly celebration of the Spring is Sprung Feast provides the stage for a very unconventional love story.

Featured on EQD! 28/3/13

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As the years drew on, Spike's childish heart grew into that of a true adult, longing for the finer things in life; the finest things. He pursues his relationship with Rarity, but all does not go as planned.

Filled with anger and sorrow, Spike and Rarity fall away from one another. In his grief, Spike pursues new interests, and their friendship is in danger of never recovering.

But perhaps the truest words in life are these: you do not know what you had until you have lost it. Jealous and alone, finding no comfort in stallions she once loved, can Rarity reclaim her one chance at true love, before it is too late?

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Rarity has a rather unladylike moment of panic when she thinks Spike has moved away without telling her. Twilight is amused.

Short oneshot that just sort of fell out of my head this evening.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Three: To Live Is Human


This story will soon be rewritten from the ground up.

John has been in Equestria for a long time now, and he has made many friends. But he sees himself wanting to be more than friends with one of them. The thing is, does she feel the same way?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Four of the Geoverse.

The story is told in first person from John's point of view.

I felt that the character deserved his own story. So, why not tell the story of how he finally gets his own special somepony? This thing is really just a surprise for the people who have read To X Is Human. The story does contain references to said trilogy, so if you haven't read it - you won't get any of them.

This story is a bit on the moody side. I actually rewrote the Epilogue three times because I wasn't happy with it. I'm still not, to be honest. But it'll do.

Rated Teen for swearing and mild sexual themes.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Two: To Love Is Human


Geo has finally made it back to Equestria and married Twilight Sparkle. But as they prepare to enjoy their new life together, he learns something that makes him question his friendships. When a threat arrives in Equestria, he soon realises that even though someone doesn't act like a friend, it doesn't mean that they're not.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Part Three of the Geoverse.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for sexual references, swearing and violence.

It is recommended that you read To Observe Is Science! by Crimson Star, as things happen there that will be referenced to in this story, and you might not get them.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part One: To Friend Is Human


After being shot and ending up in Equestria, Geo soon discovered that although having friends was great, falling in love with Twilight Sparkle was even better. However, fate conspired against him, and he ended up back in his own world. He thought that it was all a dream - until he received something in the mail which made him see otherwise.

With a renewed sense of determination, as well as the help of his best friend and a rather eccentric scientist, Geo begins planning his return to Equestria to be with the mare he loves again.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Part Two of the Geoverse.

Cover art by Skullman846.

Click Here to read Crimson Star's story, set after the events portayed in this one.

The character of Doctor Sorou is owned by my co-author, Crimson Star, and is used with permission.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Prologue: The Last Of His Kind


While walking home from work one night, I was nearly killed by a careless driver; when I complained to him, I ended up getting more than I bargained for. After waking up in a strange new place, I found myself in the company of some unique individiuals — all of whom were ponies.

I soon found my counterpart in one of them, and love blossomed.

But Fate is a fickle mistress...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part One of the Geoverse. This story has gone through several rewrites since it was first published way back in 2012.

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for violence, swearing and sexual themes (the actual sex is written as a seperate story).

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Princess Celestia has met many individuals whom she could call friends during her life. But given the fact she does not age like they do, she cannot bring herself to be there when they pass on. Still grieving after being forced to banish her own sister to the moon, she cannot face the prospect of losing those close to her.

Anthony, however, is the last human in Equestria; he is also the next to go. Now Celestia is determined to face her fears so she can be with him at the end.

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