Rainbow Dash finds Scoots in her home tweaking on "The Dash", after Scootaloo comes off her high Rainbow Dash explains some rather interesting secrets about pegasus culture. As well about the many magical, pharmaceutical, combative, and weather related uses of pegasi pee, and the horrible truth about the magic contrails from pegasi flying and the Sonic Rainboom.

This story was inspired by a random, sleep depriving, sanity breakingly inspirational conversation with Rainbow87Dash on the fic Dashaloo Days: Wonderbolt Flight Training. Good fic, this here is the random insanity that was born from that conversation.

Twilight Sparkle after the disastrous attempt at completing Starswirls Spell in the first half of Magical Mystery Cure. Decides that she's going to say buck it, and finish up some old spell of her own. By violating magic, physics, and nature. Twilight and the Mane 6 truly discover a new form of magic, and the power of friendship. Much to the consternation of Celestia and amusement of Luna.

Pre-reader:ShadowblazeCR

After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.

Welp.

Now on TV Tropes.

Twilight hasn't really been responding to her mother's letters. It wasn't really her fault, there was so much going on in the meantime! She thought she could have swept it under the rug, but now they're going to visit?! What's a mare to do?!

An appropriately apologetic fic to MustacheMerlin.

Alternate Title: Like Student, Like Teacher.

We all know of Twilight's legendary botching of spells that destroy cities, summon elder gods, and create logic breaking effects upon the world around her almost constantly. Of how her dancing is considered a war crime in some nations. As well the only mortal that can create more worse horrors in the kitchen and call it food is Rainbow Dash.

Yet have you ever wondered how that came to be? This is Celestia's story.

When her sister brings up the fact that while she has taught for millenia. Celestia technically hasn't participated in school herself in centuries. Luna proposes that she visits her four academies to get her hooves scholastically wet as it were. What happens next is a series of misadventures and coincidences that will shake, quite literally, the foundations of Equestria and summon forth the Cakeocalypse.

Warning: This is an Inception Satire, and at no point takes itself seriously, while having fun with itself as Cakelestia's plot pilots the fics plot ., Sex tag for innuendo, implied, and colorful phrases. Enjoy.

Special Shout out to:

Vexy, the linked story sparked the seeds of inspiration of this fic. Read the follow up blog in the A/N. It's an interesting read, if you have the chance.

Talguy21 for getting me pumped about making this, and giving me the idea of twisting the Twilight does X with Celestia. With this one line.

makes me wonder what would happen if the likes of Celestia botched a spell.

As well as our little back in forth in the blog-follow up to "The Darling Conundrum".

Zurvan For Editing this fic.

Cover Art: Me.

Twilight Sparkle has too much magic, and it will take her decades to learn to control it. Her spectacular loss of control during her entrance exam only proves that fact. She is a danger to herself and others.

After Sunset Shimmer’s disappearance, Princess Celestia needs a new student to bear The Element of Magic to defeat Nightmare Moon. With all of Equestria at stake, Twilight Sparkle…is not the pony she needs.

Princess Celestia seals Twilight Sparkle’s magic with the distant promise of one day teaching her.

But there are two diarchs of Equestria. Amidst a lucid dream, an offer is made.

“Hello, Twilight. Would you like to be my student?”

Cover art provided by Lafiir.

In the far reaches of Canterlot Castle, high above in the towers lived the archmage. Everypony knew her, yet few had met her.

Twilight Sparkle sighed, having teleported away another noble seeking favors before reaching the top of the stairs for the second time today. They never learned. As the archmage, she already dealt with political squabbles far too often without inviting them into her home. Aside from personal favors for Celestia, she did what was required of her position and then returned to seclusion and research.

The nobility grumbled that no archmage should be a commoner, and Twilight’s disrespect toward them proved it. Each and every time they were forced to bow to her, they hated what they saw: the position, the status, the deference.

Was she not powerful? Was she not great?

Twilight, now reading through dusty scrolls and long forgotten tales, wrote in her notes — notes gathering dust of their own. A brief thought flashed through her mind.

Am I not powerful? Am I not great?

And then Twilight picked up The Tale of the Royal Pony Sisters.

Defunct side stories told in Across the Boundary. They can still provide a little context, but when in doubt, the main story here is canon.

Cover art provided by Lafiir

What was Twilight's childhood like? Who knows, but here is my take.

This will say complete but i plan to update it every time i get an idea. Doing this because it was a one shot idea i had after reading another story here, but as i started writing it I had some more ideas that would fit the same criteria and didn't want a lot of different stories and would rather have them as chapters in this. So each chapter will more than likely be a self-contained story (unless they are overly long) and there may be 10 chapters or two just depends on if i have inspiration or not.

I only tagged Twilight since she will be the one in all the stories, but all those in her childhood will be there too. So her parents, Shining, Cadence, Spike and Celestia will make appearances throughout.

pic isnt mine, its from M24Designs, check them out

The First Night - Twilight spends her first night in the castle. Monsters may have been present too.

It's My Story and I Can Change It if I Want To - Twilight reads spike her favorite story, it soon becomes his.

Luna, still a bit unhappy at Celestia for banishing her to the moon for a thousand years, wants to have a small, tiny taste of vengeance. To be exact, she wants to send Celestia to the Sun.

So what is Luna going to do first?

Ask Celestia for permission, of course. Complications eventually occur.

Cover art by: drawcreator

Proofread by: The Daring Cookie

EDIT: Featured on 06/08/2015! Thank you all!

EDIT 2: Now with a dramatic reading by the awesome Wander MD! Link to reading

EDIT 3: Big thanks to Constantoine for providing a French translation! Link to French version