We all have secrets. For some it's nothing more than having an extra scoop of ice cream after dinner, for other's it's something much more morbid and disturbing. Those who pursue the truth, be warned, sometimes the darkest secrets of certain ponies are best left hidden in the shadows of their silence.

(Cover art by Stalin the Stallion)

In which I, Twilight Sparkle, (the biggest idiot in Equestria), fail miserably, utterly, and conclusively in my valiant endeavor to keep my decidedly-more-than-Friendship feelings hidden from one Rainbow Dash (the sexiest fastest mare in Equestria).

During the four and a half billion or so years the planet Earth has existed in this universe, it has never known magic or had been ruled over by any god-like figure. That all changed in the early years of the 21st Century, as a race of peace loving equines have decided to move to this world, eventually devising a serum to let people join their paradise at the cost of their humanity. Witness one man's struggle to keep his sanity and identity as he attempts to fight the inevitable course of humanity being smothered and obliterated by Utopia.

A lone mechanist discovers how to create little machines that can think for themselves. A random bit of inspiration leads to the creation of a yellow mare, that was programmed too well.

Everypony know that the three Cutie Mark Crusaders are bent on finding what makes them unique. But has the time finally come for them to find out who they really are?

(This a parody of other fanfictions I have read that are seriously this bad. Of course they were not nearly this bad but you get the point enjoy.)

My amazing and wel thought out Alicorn OC goes on an adventure when Discord and nightmaremon come abck and team up. So he goes on to fight them and the mane six watch him. They fall in love with him, and he has to decid which of them he wants. He's then offered a position by Celestia and Luna to be their replacement.

There's dragons in Equestria, everybody knows that. You know, those kinda peaceful, english speaking four-feeted clumsy dragons that most consider the most menacing thing of Equestria. There's more of them.

In the tallest spots of the Reaches are various deep caverns that very few stumbled upon, and those who did often ended up dead at the hands of the dovah; a strong breed of dragon long marked extinct by Princess Celestia herself.

That was fourty years ago. Nobody in the new generation knows of them.

They're back, and with them they bring the hunting season; a twenty year long cycle where they hunt for the most prized of meals, ponies.

Second person fanfic, uses dragon language of Skyrim. All MLP stuff belongs to Lauren Faust and the show dudes and all that Skyrim stuff belongs to Bethesda and the development team. Gore, maybe swearing. Description is extremely vague and will be updated later.

Every Sunday morning, Derpy Hooves goes out into Ponyville on her only morning off and juggles a set of red balls for an audience. Is Derpy just being Derpy, or is there something deeper to what she's doing?

This story is a result of me challenging myself to write a story in under an hour. I have been debating on whether or not I should put the story here on fimfic, but I decided to go ahead and give it a try. With this fic, you will understand why it is dangerous for someone to write while they are very tired.

Scootaloo goes to the park with her fellow crusaders to see the Cake's new foals. When she meets them, she notices that Pound Cake can already fly. This reminds her of her own inability to fly. She leaves the park depressed. However, a visit from Spitfire gives her an idea.

I have amalgamated all possible clichés in ponydom (ponidom?) into one (one-shot) story. Or at least, a lot of them. By my understanding, that means that this should be the single greatest fanfic ever written. That's how clichés work, isn't it?

This story has oblique references to gore and sexual themes, but nothing really explicit. I have tried to keep them well short of actually requiring mature classification. It's all in good fun.

(In case it's unclear, this story is a parody of everything)