Princess Twilight intentionally goes to another world to meet one of her alternates!
...It doesn’t go well…
Inspired by a small skit written by Frission. Thanks for permission to expand this!
Thank you so much for editing Adren!

Rarity, Twilight, and their friends are eating lunch, when AJ notices Twilight staring at a stallion. In the ensuing conversation, Twilight soon learns that her friends are all crazy ponies and have somehow gotten it into their heads that she is in a relationship with her mentor and idol Princess Celestia.

It is every mare's desire to look the best in front of everypony. But when one mare is unable to obey the most fundamental tenet of the Filly Code—the unobstructed sharing of beauty secrets—all hell breaks loose. Some beauty secrets are just worth fighting for, even if it's against a princess.

When Dash went to the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse to see if anypony was around she found something she wasn't expecting at all. It was a note from Scootaloo, detailing some of her past and her inner anguish. Scootaloo had been holding back far more pain than anypony knew and one way or another, she was going to end it at Ghastly Gorge.

My first attempt at a sadfic, inspired by my own feelings of depression and worthlessness. I decided to write my feelings out instead of wallowing in self pity. It was also written at 2AM so forgive any mistakes. I did proof read it but you can never be too careful. Decided to rate it teen for the suicidal subject matter.

Sequel can be found here!

Twilight Sparkle refuses to partake in April Foal's Day, sequestering herself from the world in order to ride out this most terrible of holidays.

The universe decides this is a great time to bring disaster to Ponyville--but can her friends convince Twilight that it isn't a prank?

Probably not.

Trigger Warnings: Contains caffeine, a Lovecraft homage, and puns