When Spike asked Twilight to help him create The Noble Dragon Code, he hoped a lot of things would happen.

Getting worshipped as a god by legions of theologically-inclined dragons wasn't really one of them but, hey, whattcha gonna do? Them's the breaks, kiddo.

(Special thanks to Jessy and Adequality on Deviantart for letting me use the cover art which is a cropped picture of a larger item.)

You've been best friends with DJ Pon-3, also known as Vinyl Scratch, for almost a year now. You've always helped her out at her concerts and got a backstage pass in return from her.

Though she's always worn those purple shades of hers, never revealing her eyes to you. So you can't tell what she's thinking or if she's even staring at you.

But today you're gonna change that by taking her shades off of her face when you go over to her house. Shouldn't be that hard for a unicorn like you......right?

(Rated T for teens due to light swearing and a rather suggestive scene or two.)

Born blind, Snowdrop has always lived a life of limitation. Two years since the glorious event that changed her life and unearthed the blessings of winter, she has again fallen into a rut.
An unexpected visit from her favourite Princess and best friend is about to change that.
After the Princess insists that only Snowdrop can perform a certain dangerous task, she heads into the Everfree Forest to confront a mysterious, previously unknown creature. But how can a helpless blind filly possibly succeed where elite members of the Royal Guard have failed?

Sometimes it takes the blind to see what everyone else cannot.

The extended version of my entry in the Writeoff Association's April event, the prompt being Great Expectations.

Preread by BlazzingInferno, Foxy E, Comet Burst, Quill Scratch, Thornwing, Horizon, Not_A_Hat, PaulAsaran, and NightWolf289. Edited by BlazzingInferno, Foxy E, and PaulAsaran. Proofread and finalised by PresentPerfect and Cold in Gardez.
Thanks to Obselescence for letting me pick his brain in regards to the title.

Cover art by Cold in Gardez.

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Twilight hasn't really been responding to her mother's letters. It wasn't really her fault, there was so much going on in the meantime! She thought she could have swept it under the rug, but now they're going to visit?! What's a mare to do?!

An appropriately apologetic fic to MustacheMerlin.

Princess Twilight Sparkle was flying with Rainbow Dash when she gets stuck in the sky.

...and this fic is the fic that pierced Twilight's Library on 7/20/2014!

This story is a sequel to Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery

Twilight Sparkle returns to the human world intending to take a short vacation from her princessly duties, and to catch up with her non-Equestrian friends. One sleepover at Pinkie Pie’s house later, Twilight comes to learn something fascinating—and horrifying—about her very human body.

This story now has a spiritual prequel: Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery, by Bootsy Slickmane, rated [mature]. While mine pokes fun at the characters, his offers the more serious take.

Preread by Stiggerzz and Majin Syeekoh.

Rated Teen for sexual references.

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This story is a sequel to Cards Against Equinity

Against her better judgement, Twilight accepts an invitation to try a different card game with her friends.

What could possibly go wrong this time?

Written for the Writeoff's January "All In" prompt, and serves as a interquel of sorts between Cards Against Equiniti I and II.

Hello my dearest readers! Here at the Ponyville Confidential, we pride ourselves on telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And if you look inside, you'll learn the truth about the so called Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship!

One day, Pinkie goes to Twilight's house to hang out.

Then, she spoke.

Pinkie Pie speaks in Spanish.

Used Google Translate to help with Pinkie's Spanish speaking abilities.

Evil Goku, Super Powered Pinkie Pie, Falkor, 80ft Tall Super Hitler, and Robot Twilight.

Seriously, what more could you ask for?

Warning: Not for the serious story inclined.