A/N: now with voice reading by "TheCaptainSand". Listen to his wonderfully dulcet british tones and his hilarious Applejack impression here. Thanks again, Cap!

Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes Equestria's fifth, newest (*cough* best *cough*) alicorn princess. Inducted, she will face the most dangerous, diabolical threat anypony has ever devised:

The legal system.

Will she be as stoic as ever? Will she be able to handle the crushing paperwork? Will Pinkie get to plan her coronation party?! Only one thing is for certain:

Rocks.

Many, many rocks.

Oh, and an attempted assassination and eventual plot to take over the world as we know it.

But mostly rocks.

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Just a little something I came up with. I apologize if it has errors, i haven't had much time to edit. I did fix it up as best as I could, though.

Hope you laugh! (If not, I apologize. Maud comedy is kind of hard to write, considering that... y'know. She's Maud.)

EDIT: Featured 10/9! My second featured story, and it only took me 8 months to do it! WOO-HOO!

EDIT 2: Holy crap. as of 10/21, my story is so popular that is in the realm of being in the featured box every time it gets updated. Can't thank you guys enough, cliche as it sounds.

Scootaloo brings a box of chocolate deliciousness to school.

Unfortuantely, she'll only share under one condition...

Now with readings by TheArchitect and Brony Chronicler. Click here or here to view.

The first story in the the head-canon chronicles. This is a tale of Princess Cadance's unhealthy obsession of adrenaline, and what happens when she breaks a law.

Every 100 years in Equestria the Centennial Monsoon is made by weather Pegasi, but this storm is so huge it requires Alicorn magic to hold it together. It is the most important storm of the century. If it is messed up, Equestria will be changed forever. Can every pony handle the pressure, or will life in Equestria be doomed?