Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
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A filly Twilight Sparkle forgot to bring a book to read on the train, and now faces a horribly boring afternoon...
Or, she does until she notices another filly reading. Surely she can sneak a peek, right?
After Starlight hypnotized her friends, Twilight goes out of her way to teach them how to control their own minds before someone else does.
It doesn't go too well.
Since Luna's return, the diarchs' discussions have ranged from pleasantly inane small talk to world-shaking affairs of state. Sometimes both at once.
Inspired by Estee's The Elements of Elements collection. Now with a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.
My name is Silver Bird, and this is the beginning of my story.
The sun has gone out over Equestria, sending Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends off to Canterlot to deal with whatever new villain has caused the disaster.
...thankfully, it turns out to be a far smaller problem than anticipated.
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Editing Credit: Bad Horse (Inspiration), Docontra
With a reading by Big Ash
Credit for the cover photo Celestia Stained Glass Window goes to LampKnapp at Deviantart.
Spanish translation of the first chapter done by Spaniard Kiwi
When the Royal Wedding scatters defeated changelings all over Equestria, a member of the hive winds up being captured in Ponyville, tied up, stunned, repeatedly shot by a cannon, and held against his will.
The truly frightening part is he’s starting to like it.
Thank you to my twisted editors: Tek, Seether00, GameKnut, Cerulean Blue and Peter
The picture Pinkie Pie uses Party Canon is from Atmospark at DeviantArt
This story is listed as comedy⁽*⁾ because the author has an odd sense of humor. No changelings were harmed⁽¹⁾ during the production of this story, despite what the newspapers printed or the ongoing lawsuit from the ESPCA⁽²⁾. The management would like to remind all readers to spay and neuter your pets. Unless your pet is a changeling, in which case…
(*) Dark humor, to be exact. If you are someone who finds pleasure in the misfortune of others, enjoys watching the occasional inept chainsaw juggler or cheers during a NASCAR crash, welcome home. Also, get help.
(1) Excluding blunt trauma, thermal impingement, chemical exposure, radiation, thaumaturgic infusions, and confetti ingestion. All characters represented, including changelings, are the exclusive property of Hasbro, no matter what they may shout at you from between the bars of their cell. Any violence or pain inflicted on the changeling in this story was simulated on a stunt changeling with special effects and mirrors. Except for the cannon. There is no truth to the rumor that Queen Chrysalis provided the stunt changelings from a supply of disobedient changelings in her dungeon⁽³⁾.
(2) Equestrian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Arthropods
(3) The Changeling Kingdom does not have dungeons. They have Call Centers. It explains a lot, actually.
Here is a link to some appropriate background music to listen to while reading: Piotr Tchaikovneigh’s 1812 Overture
Additional Note: This story is tagged Sex because it has the occasional reference to… well, sex. There are no explicit references, but there are things.
Beneath his black, chitinous exterior, cold blue eyes, and fang-toothed grin, Thorax holds a dark secret. He knows better than anyone that the best way to hide a changeling is with another changeling, but that's pointless, right? He's already a changeling.
Celestia agrees to allow Twilight to spend the night at the palace per Luna's request. But as it turns out, the two ponies have other things in mind other than a sleep-over...
Like ponies, changelings can get pretty paranoid at times. After all, it's not every day that a changeling gets kicked out of the hive for being a pony.