No one asked for it! No one demanded it! But here it is anyway: pure, distilled essence of badfic, satirized for your protection and diluted with enough water to keep you from going blind. In addition to the two terrible and wildly unoriginal shots that have been available separately on Elric's blog, this collection contains a previously untasted third chug of intentionally painful and derivative awfulness. (Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of bad fanfiction.)

Universally admired original characters, show characters acting out of character, stupid names, implausible shipping, gratuitous tragedy, and more -- it's all right here. Read if you dare.

Any resemblance between these OCs and any other OCs, living or dead, is purely coincidental maliciously intentional.

In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question.

Now available in spanish! Spinoff stories can be found in Would It Matter If I Made This Group?

Now with a TVTropes page.

There are some situations where being an Element-Bearer can help a pony in her daily life.

Getting a mailing address officially changed isn't one of them.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Pirouette only ever wanted the best for her children-something her life never gave her during her own childhood. She did some things that were...unorthodox and perhaps seen as insane, but she had the right intentions, right? However, it seems like Scatenata ("Scootaloo" )and Pick Pocket don't believe her intentions. She could only wish her children were loyal so maybe she won't be alone during Mother's Day.

This is a look into both future and past of Pirouette and Scatenata's past. A little treat for Mother's day.

After Twilight became a Princess her friends all eventually split off on their separate ways while Twilight went to live in Canterlot. See what insane events ensue.

Philomena flies away.

Naturally, most would think that having a destiny of good luck would be something wonderful. Who wouldn't love winning every competition? Who wouldn't love never having to worry about finding a job? Who wouldn't love to have everything handed to them without having to work at it?

One pony would beg to differ with this sentiment. Lucky Clover is a colt that has lived such a life, a life that has become more of a curse than a blessing. What once seemed to be great has turned into a nightmare, for being lucky all of the time does not necessarily mean life will be a simple trot in the park. On the contrary, it can present challenges that most would never face.

[A/N] I think I might have seen a story like this before, centered on a pony with perpetual luck, but I've decided to roll with this idea and give a story (with some background) to one of the most under-represented background ponies in this fandom.

With that said, I hope you enjoy. :)

Edited by: Twi-Guy

Story Slightly Inspired by: Every Thorn Has its Rose

Everypony knows that Rarity is the spirit of generosity. Everypony knows that Rarity is also a fashion designer. What everypony doesn’t know however, is that in a world where clothes are viewed as “unnecessary, and a waste of time and money” Rarity is struggling to keep her business going.
When push comes to shove and bits are far and few in between, Rarity finds herself in a rather compromising position that could change everything forever.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are thrown into a war between the three races of Equestria. They must determine where their loyalties lie, and for whom they are fighting for.

Inspired by JWoodony's song, "Calm Before the Storm."
Art: aeronjvl.deviantart.com

Rose doesn't like math, until a strange, fez-wearing stallion shows up at her door.

A short fic based on a quote I heard from watching nine hours of Doctor Who in a row. The Doctor mentions going back in time to help Rose Tyler with her homework, and naturally that idea was just too cute to resist.

The Doctor refers to Rose as his "RoseLuck" because it was an idea in an early headcanon of mine to explain the name confusion of Rose/RoseLuck.

Will do a more serious edit and make it less of a load of crap later, because I was pushed for the word limit and I'm pressed with homework at the moment.

Cover image by moi. :3