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"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." 119 stories
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It was dark.
So dark.
Why was it so dark?
And wet.
Very wet.
Why was it so wet?
It was cold.
Really cold.
Why was it so cold?
She didn't know.

POV of Pinkie Pie, in an Alternate Universe where she was sent back to the mirror pool by accident.


French translation available here thanks to the talents of Blaxbone!
Now has a reading by TheDizzyDan, and has another reading by Crafty Arts!

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How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.


Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

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Pinkie Pie accidentally places herself in a precarious position when she plants her palate on a pole.

Perfect cover art and priceless inspiration courtesy of the perpetually phenomenal alittleofsomething.

Perfect punctuation provided by Tired Old Man.

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This story is a sequel to Broken Vinyl, A Sorrow Filled Melody


Caught for smuggling drugs into Canterlot, Vinyl is put in prison. Tavi comes to visit her, and she isn't in any mood to forgive and forget.

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Often called a psychotic, meth dealing hillbilly with a habit of untamed violence and murder sprees, Trevor Philips is someone that no one wants to mess with. The body pile he leaves behind and then sets on fire just for the heck of it proves that. But after a particularly deadly drug deal gone wrong, Trevor finds himself in a place even his disturbed mind has difficulty comprehending.

The feeling is mutual for the ponies.

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One night in Canterlot, a writer finished his very sad book.

Only one week later, 1/6th of the Equestrian population was dead.

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Celestia is invited to Earth by God to attend a convention he's holding to show how the other gods and goddesses of Earth are appreciated for helping shape his world into what it is today. (Teen rating due to probable swearing. Alt universe is there just because it's Earth.)

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The true story behind the Kenneighdy Assassination.
Edited by: Alovelylittlecomplex














All based around a stupid pun
Not meant to offend anyone, just some random thing I thought up.

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When Princess Celestia and Gandhi have tea, Celestia learns that some of the most important aspects of building a civilization is hard work, dedication, diplomatic relations, and best of all, the threat of mutual assured destruction.

Celestia won't be having tea with Gandhi anytime soon after this.

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Ditzy Doo hesitates to eat a muffin, and then Twilight and her friends debate ethics. These events are related.

(Inspired by "Do You Want to Go Skateboards?" by Takarashi282, who I felt missed the more obvious crossover point. Both stories based on this youtube thing.)

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