Hello, readers of "The Saddest Story"! In case you don't know who I am(Or just don't care, like me) I'm Cyneryk, the stories author.

This is probably fairly overdue, but no need to fret! While the story hasn't been updated in a few months, I'm pleased to announce that an update for it will be arriving sometime this week(?), I speculate. Wooooo!

More gore! More blood! More books of mass destruction!

Oh God, it hurts.

-Cyneryk