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Pinkie Pie accidentally places herself in a precarious position when she plants her palate on a pole.
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uh...right. have a thumbs up and a fav then.
If only this came out a bit sooner when I was being buried in snow last month. xD
Cute. That ending was silly. Twilight you're silly.
I actually quite like this. Unique and funny
What perfect prose!
This sounds just like something that could've happened in the show - excluding a couple pieces of dialogue.
This is adorable, and it really captures all the characters well. I found myself enraptured by this. A marvellous job; you've earned yourself a like and a favourite many times over,
No character in this fic actually made such a comment... it just had to be said.
Don't lick poles, Pinkie. You don't know where they've been.
Awesome!
And it always amazes me that people think pulling on someone in this predicament is the best solution. Twilight's answer is closest to the best possible solution, but has a certain...lack of appeal.
(For anybody wondering, the BEST way to unstick someone from a metal pole is to use a cup of warm water with about a tablespoon of salt added to it.)
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Oddly enough, I looked up pickle juice as a deicer for this fic and it turns out it works very similar to what you described. It's basically salt water with some other stuff added.
Glad you liked the fic!
Try "palate", better alliteration.
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Done! Thanks for the suggestion!
This looks promising. Pinkie Pie taking a page out of Scootaloo's playbook.
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*Rape whistle*
Corrections:
Forelegs covers it I think.
5756757 Fixed! Thank you!
Heh heh, inyourendo innuendo...
it was good
Great
This was a fun to read.
Well done and a clever ending.
Have a Like and some moustaches.
I can explain.
I'll translate.
Pinkie: You see there was this evil, magical penguin that appeared from the negative north pole.
And he says, I'm going to rule Equestria with my evil shape shifting powers!
So I say, " I bet you can't turn into a candy cane!"
And he's like,"Watch me!" and he turns into a candy cane.
But in the south pole, metal tastes good, so he's like a metal candy cane.
And now we're both like this.
The evil magical penguin and me.
How about pouring warm water on the pole?
Hmm? Hmm?
The innuendos are simply overwhelming...
No. It's praying. As in I'm praying that you all survive long enough to get out of the hole you just dug for yourselves when Twilight comes out and has to be the straight pony.
...
Only you, Discord, would think that bringing edibles to life is a good idea.
That are cooked.
Technically everything is edible.
Is that what you're supposed to do when you're stuck to metal in cold weather?
The only universal solution to everything!
5757342 Enough comments?
5757325 "But we don't have any warm water!"
"I know where we can get some warm fluids REALLY fast!"
"Rainbow, are ya'll a-tryin' ta live up ter yer fan reputation?"
"What reputation?"
"Ah don't often say this, but ya'll need ta read fanfics more often..."
somebody likes Christmas Story
I can just see everyponies' expressions here, and I can't stop laughing.
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Rainbow Dash promptly sees the psychiatrist.
"So what happened?"
"I read a fan fiction..."
"Yeah. You're screwed."
"WHAT!?"
"Oh wait... Yeah. Rule 34 of the Internet. Basically nothing is sacred. Ergo. I can't help you."
"ERGO! YOU ARE SCREWED!"
By the way does pickle juice really help?
5757747 Just like Rosebud frozen peas are full of green peaness.
How about a one-shot where Spike gets hit in the grapefruits in cliché occasions?
5757812 Pickle juice, soda, alcohol, hot water. Sometimes even your own saliva if its warm enough. You basically need a steady source of something either warmer or with a lower freezing point.
Too many P words! I loved it!
All I could think about was The Christmas Story
Loved it!
5758207 Yeah, I thought that if ever I did get my tongue stuck to omething hard you can just use saliva. I mean... it's not gonna freeze THAT fast...
5758338 Well the saliva part is from personal experience.
5758365 wow... Accident? Or did you think to yourself "hmm, I think I'll stick my tongue on to this (insert cold object here)? Wait, that's a Trollestia face... Soooooo, maybe you're just messing with me
Great read!
Although, with the innuendos in this story, I think you should have marked it "Teen" instead of "Everyone."
5758370 Nope actually happened. wanted to see if the myth was true. Mind you I was a stupid 10yr old when I did it.
Hah! I needed a good laugh, and you sir provided! Maybe now I'll be in the mood to continue reading your other works...
An excellently funny story. Well done!
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Funny story. But, I feel like I missed out on some innuendos...I'm twenty and terrible at spotting innuendos. But, yeah, it was still funny and had alliteration.
Palate doesn't mean tongue, you know.
The headline from tomorrow's Canterlot Times:
5758514 Nope! But I never lose an opportunity to reference "The Critic"! Such delightful trolling.
5758983 Now say it ten time fast!!
Pyromania? Sounds like a perfect plan! In fact, I've long held it in my head canon that Twilight is secretly a pyromaniac. How could she not be? She's the Student of the Sun princess, mother of a dragon, owns a pet phoenix, lives in a tree full of flammable books, and her mane randomly bursts into flames sometimes when she's mad!