As Twilight sets up for tonight's sleepover, Pinkie brought over exactly twenty-eight cookies for everypony at the sleepover. Pinkie claimed that the seven of them (including Spike) should have thirteen cookies each as an even amount. Pinkie’s logic doesn’t make any sense to Twilight and wants Pinkie to prove it to her if seven times thirteen really does equal to twenty-eight.

Inspired by Abbott and Costello’s 7 x 13 = 28 routine!

Pinkie Pie Grin vector by: KIOWA213

Edit: I know that 7x13 does not equal to 28! This is all in good fun comedy and it doesn't have to be taken so seriously. If you are sensitive with mathematics, then don't read it!

Update 11/16 - 11/20/14: In the popular list! Thanks guys!

Update 6/6/15: Now with a reading by: Astro-Brony

To hell with you! I was bored.
Anyway, you're favorite youtubers end up in Equestria mysteriously.
Weird huh?
Well try being them.

Listen up.
This story is purposely supposed to be horrible.
Also, I'm slightly stressed so this is going on hiatus until... The day after Thanksgiving.
I will try to get you guys another chapter by then.

Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just stroke their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.

Chuck Norris is not happy.

Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.

Incredible thanks to Regidar and ThatOneWriter for helping me out by prereading it!

Special thanks to Manes for giving me the inspiration I needed to finish this!

LaserPon3 gets recruited by Tombstone to impress Prince Delachord in a contest to see who gets to touch his butt. Meanwhile, Yaplap, a mysterious mare, and others attempt to stop them or try and aid them on their race to the butt of perfection.

Can Twilight Sparkle stop the new menace that's suddenly taking control of her beloved home?

Spoilers: No

Twilight unwinds after a stressful day of reshelving books with a new kind of tea, brewed from special herbs Zecora bought her. It's a philosophical journey she wasn't prepared for.

With a reading by AShadowOfCygnus