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Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike. Two names that cause Canterlot Castle to shake. Between her bizarre experiments and excentric personality, the unicorn becomes an extreme annoyance to everypony, especially when she starts fixating on a 'Nightmare Moon'. Spike is also a nuisance, often stuffing his face with random things and causing explosions randomly.

Exhausted with the chaos they keep causing, Celestia sends Twilight and Spike to Ponyville at the onset of the Summer Sun Celebration, hoping that the calmer environment will help them calm down and make friends.

It has the reverse effect.


In this story Twilight acts like Invader Zim and Spike like Gir.

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This story is a sequel to A Kingdom For Her Horn


The throne of Equestria has fallen.

As the Storm Corps begins to spread out over the continent, the last remaining Alicorn Princess, Twilight Sparkle, must find a way to save what remains.


Cover art: background by probabldr@derpibooru,org, vectors by kingdark0001@derpibooru.org, jhayarr23@dderpibooru.org, mangaka-girl@derpibooru.org, and edited by milesprower06@derpibooru.org

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Once a shy and introverted pony, now the resigned ruler of an entire nation, Twilight has been through it all. From boring talks with politicians, crazy battles against powerful foes, helping ponies in need, among many other legendary and not so legendary feats. After all that, she has assigned someone new for the position, and resigned from her throne, deciding to lay low and enjoy the rest of her years. But death is the only certain thing in life, and now, she has outlived her finite years.

Laying on the beach one sunset, the grim reaper gives her a visit. They end up having a small chat.

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Sunny Starscout has set out on the path of reunifying Equestria. She's found a circle of friends, showed the tribes that they can co-exist, and even restored magic to the land.

Yet, there are questions that remained unanswered. What led to the breaking of the tribes in the first place? How did things go so very wrong? And just what is the best path forward in undoing centuries upon centuries of damage?

Sunny seeks the answers from those who came before, but has failed to consider the age-old adage; be careful what questions you ask...

...because you may not like the answers.

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Cover art borrowed from rockhoppr3

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This story is a sequel to Words of Advice from the many worlds of Twilight


Princess Luna had heard of Twilight's experiences in meeting other versions of her in various dimensions, but one of those experiences has utterly broken her older sister to the point that she shuts herself out from the world. Determined to help her sister, Luna goes to Celestia to learn what has happened. Princess Celestia, in turn, tells Luna of a world where another version of her brought nothing but death and suffering to not just their own people, but to so many others in an attempt to convert an entire world.

*A sequel to a chapter in Joe Toon's story Words of Advice from the many worlds of Twilight which I recommend reading. This is canon with the NegotationsVerse btw.*

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Five years. That was how long the war against Humanity has been going on. And as the last year draws to a close, as Humanity and their pony allies push into Equestria Controlled Asia, Australia and New Zealand, their advance was halted by the snow.

As the soldiers from both sides ready themselves for a winter advance (a tactic both sides have implemented throughout the course of the war), singing was heard across the battlefield. Songs of festive cheer, songs of hope, songs of mourning, and songs of unity and friendship.


Inspired by the historic event known as "The Christmas in the Trenches", as well as Sabaton's Christmas Truce and REMAMBA's The Hearth's Warming Truce, The Last Hearth's Warming is set in Rated Ponystar's NegotiationsVerse, tells about the different stories across the frontline of the Conversion War's last Winter Holiday as both sides briefly see eye-to-eye.


While this story says Completed, more will be added to the collection in the near future: Both from established OCs and Canon main cast (Fluttershy, Discord, etc.)

Main story is here.
Merry Christmas!

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It takes a certain kind of pony to become a personal servant to the princesses. One must have patience, grace, a clever head, and be a problem solver.

Dapper Dash is one such pony.

Although skeptical about the idea of having a personal butler, Dapper Dash soon proves he is anything but an ordinary butler. While most ponies would be rattled or nervous around Celestia and Luna, he seems to be calm, and even managing to keep up with them.

He's a true gentlecolt, and not only that, he is quite the learned stallion, impressing even princesses. Clearly he is more than than he seems, but not much is known about him. With the drama around the palace it may be good to have an ally that can think on his hooves.

After all, a butler is there to make life easier for their charges.

Big thanks to Hoodwinked MCShelster for the amazing cover art! Really love how it turned out! ^^

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Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.

She doesn't anymore.


Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.


Now a physical book!!!
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Based on an old oneshot.
Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song.

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The most wanted mare in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle is the greatest thief in the world. As she follows in the hoofsteps of her grandmother, Twilight Twinkle, she's joined by friends and chased by family, all while trying to make a few bits!

An alternate universe fiction where Twilight Sparkle never entered Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. At least, not without a set of lockpicks. Gilda is her closest ally and friend, and a skilled marksman with her crossbow. And of course there's Rarity Belle, who can wrap Twilight around her hoof with a wink and a smile - and usually picks her pockets in the process. With friends like these, Twilight keeps one step ahead of Shining Armor and tries to get her hooves on all the bits she can carry.

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Special shoutout to Ampris for the cover image. Check her out on twitter at @AmpDragoness - careful, some of her art is NSFW.

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The Folly of Celestia: https://youtu.be/ufW5tpG_eAQ (required to understand this epilogue)
an epilogue to The Folly of Celestia where we see what happens to the deeply depressed and alone Twilight after the princesses of the other dimension have left. finally seeing Celestia for the first time again and being given the terrifying chance to rebuild all that she had thrown or let fade away. a horrifying concept with self confrontation at every step, yet also the thing she knows she should do. how will she cope?

an explanation of why this exists and how you may want to read it:
The Folly of Celestia left me completely unable to move on. it was amazing but it broke something. the problem for me seems to have part of it's roots in how it's ending wasn't pure good. it left the door open to become good, but it wasn't there yet. this is me writing a maybe head cannon about the next two steps forward.
this is written in two sections, i guess you could call it chapters. the first is me leaving things largely open, trying to keep it fitting with every interpretation people may have, in the second i'll be taking more liberties. if you are here because you, like me, need some closure and you got it after chapter 1 i advice you stop reading.
i am not a writer, far from it. the last text i wrote that what meant to be read was over 4 years ago. i don't know if i ever wrote a story for others to read. i'm also dyslectic and will make many spelling mistakes. please do point them out and i'll try to correct them.

if you want to listen instead of read or read along
chapter 1: https://youtu.be/1AvTycGuLmc
chapter 2: https://youtu.be/Cg_B2wOca_w

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