Gummy is the best pet in the world! He always listens to me, never moans or complains when I talk too much, and always comes along with me without any resistance. Sure, he isn't much of a talker, but he's a really swell listener. Every day I spend with him is super fantastic!
Yet, Mr. and Mrs. Cake always look sad every time I play with Gummy. Those sillies! Don't they know that Gummy couldn't hurt me even if he wanted to? He's all gums! Duh! Even my friends have been showing "concerns" about my relationship with Gummy.
I don't know why they're being such party poopers all of a sudden!
Edited by Bad_Seed_72 and pre-read by Skeeter the Lurker and Flint Sparks.
Polish translation can be found here
French translation over here
Fan sequel over there
Equestria Daily took this thing in too. It be right over yonder