This story is a sequel to 2-D Pony

She ran up to scrape more paint off so she could admire it better, then froze. The eye was still looking at her. This wasn’t the usual illusion that came from perspective drawing, where an image appeared to look directly at the viewer no matter what viewing angle they took. No, the eye had turned, and followed her as she moved toward the ladder.

While chasing after a mischievous thieving phoenix, a young filly uncovers one of the most horrible and tragic blunders ever to happen to a citizen of Ponyville. As her mother and friends try to run from their past, Ink Blot will learn that some jokes are not funny at all.

The shocking sequel to my other story, 2-D Pony.
Special thanks to Web of Hope for helping me edit this story.
The cover art was done by the very talented SagebrushPony.

Two-dimensional. You’d think being flat would be fun, right? Wrong. It’s the worst existence imaginable, if you can even call it existing. I think I’m going insane.

Full Title, Because Meeester Says My Titles are too Long: If I Let a Pink Horse With Frighteningly Prehensile Hair Borrow My Tablet For an Hour and She Writes a Story, Does It Violate the Site Rule About Not Sharing Accounts?

Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Super is AFK, so we gonna PARTAY! WOO! It's my time to shine, sugar! You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna write whateeeeeever I feel like! Isn't that wonderful? I think it's wonderful. But not as wonderful as that one time I...

Oops! We're not to the story yet, Pinkie! So yeah, I like to ramble a lot. If I'm not careful, I'll do it right here, RIGHT IN THE STORY DESCRIPTION!

GASP!

Anyway, I'm not going to do that, because rambling is uncool to inflict upon your friends. But "inflict" is a cool word. I talk about cool words in this story. If it can even be called a story. More like a stream of consciousness. My mind is a scaaaaary place.

Yepperonies, I write about stuff here.

You should read it. Read it!

Part of my 750 Words-a-Day Initiative. Even if I don't reach that number every day, I am at least aiming for something and writing more than I would be otherwise. Even if most the writing sucks as a result, I'm just trying to get in the practice of writing more. Maybe eventually I can start to be able to vomit out words that are still decent, like shortskirtsandexplosions. Seriously, that guy inspires me.

Diamond Tiara always knew that someday she'd be invited to dine with the Princess at the Royal Palace. She didn't think it would happen like this.

But she's going to sit there and be polite and smile and not be bothered by all the ways this is all wrong. Because that's what good fillies do, and Diamond Tiara is a good filly now.

Right?

Cover art by iisaw.
Preread by SIGAWESOME.

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After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her.

And then she learns another truth.

And another. And another. And...

(This is an old story I wrote three years ago during season 1)

Twilight Sparkle's birthday has come around, and Rainbow Dash is unimpressed with Rarity's present. When Applejack pokes a bit of fun with her friend, Rarity becomes unusually upset. Twilight Sparkle investigates her friend's feeling, learning something she never expected about her friend and why she is truly suited to be the element of Generosity.

Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Simply-Rarity-Spanish-translation-846034960

Armed with multiple legal and illegal substances, Super Trampoline enlists the help of various authors at Horizon's author party to write a crappy story about Spike's eighteenth birthday party held at Twilight's castle that has a lot of chaos.

Written by Super Trampoline with some help from xjuggernaughtx, MyNibIsIntact, Prockett2, DarkLink22, DJFireFrost, Filler, AbritiveHaze, Blackwell, Phoenix Quill, KiyaDentrun, ButterflyCrossing, JinxyChan, Chibi Chabot, Terabyte West, Flutterpriest, biasedeyes, Regidar, Pwnyville, ClopandCircumstance, Nick Ha who tried to sign in as shortskirtsandexplosions, Jordan/Ventariel, Marx, Cypher (Jake), Ponyamorous, Jordan179.

Special thanks to Xepher and Horizon for organizing the hangout and tolerating me.

I'd like to point out that the BABSCon story was less a collection of smashed authors collaborating and more of Super Trampoline yelling out, "horizon, give me a car that was popular in the late 70s" or "xjuggernaughtx, I need a villain from the show." What you have subjected yourself to was a double shotgun blast of pure Trampoline, unfiltered and unedited. It's like radioactive creativity."
~xjuggernaughtx

Sunset and Celestia have a conversation.

Pinkie asks Spike to keep Maud company until she gets off work, but he can't just sit there and say nothing to Maud, right? But she barely talks back, so he continues filling the silence, and... well, he should have stayed quiet.

An entry from the /fic/ write-off "A Matter of Perspective."

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Clarabelle is a look at what the apple family keeping sentient farm animals really implies. When you think about it, it really sheds an uneasy light on the social dynamic between Ponies and the "critters" they keep under their care.

Inspired by "Get along little doggies", the song about rounding up cattle for their last corral.