After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her.
And then she learns another truth.
And another. And another. And...
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What the...this is just...it MAKES NO SENSE! But it is hilarious and gets a like, because what fun is making sense?
I approve so, so much.
The truth is...
the truth is meaningless, it's far easier to live a lie.
It's true, can confirm
Wait.....
Nevermind
Uh... wuht did I just read? O_o
Makes sense to me.
Good story. Good for a laugh or a dozen.
This was hilarious, just what I needed for a laugh. Loved the twist ending, I certainly would enjoy a followup involving D stuck in T's body. but it's perfect on it's own, great job.
The Amusmentist.exe has enconterd an error.
This makes no sense.
Brilliant.
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what...bananas...huh...discord...how...secrets...I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL but it was funny and i love that
If Reality is based on perception...
And Life is what we make of it...
then everything is only as true or false as we WANT it to be...
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7224828 The problem is that it only becomes a fact if "we" agree that it is true.
From the comments, I never would have expected this. I found this easy to understand and everything made absolute sense. It was also very enjoyable.
You always make Discord Hilarious, instead of just a dick like he is on the show...
This... is awful. And I love it. Please write more.
I feel that, after a few days, discord will begin to enjoy being the princess of chaos. Wonder how the princesses (Just to clarify, they're existential beings, correct?) will react.
Have a upwards-facing-human-limb-joint!
(That's trying-to-understand-Lyra speak)
Oh my god this is fantastic and I love it.
wander
In the context of that sentence, you want the singular form of the word, ergo draconequus. Is that just your bad luck word?
sentence lacks ending punctuation
wondered
We don't usually eat in the dinning room, dearie.
Also, Fluttershy is still weeping about having to lay off two apple farms.
Also also, the MLP Monopoly board is pure evil. My sister chose the Rainbow Dash piece, and I ended up buying basically everything that RD knows and loves. I was charging her rent on her own house.
Ponies make monsters of us all.
...huh... Is it bad that I actually could follow this and understand it?
The truth is... the truth is subjective.
Wouldn't you know it, Fluttershy is still trying to decide if it's polite to roll for the others.
Also;
This example of true family bonding warms the cockles of my heart. It's makes me feel all kinds of warm and squishy.
Well this was one pointless mind f*** of a story... Still going to like it.
...ow my brain...
But who was phone?!
This was very amusing. Thanks for writing this!
Well, that was a big, steaming bowl of delicious WTF. Hot and yummy from the oven.
It was intriguing till the end. Well played.
So little happened that was actually confusing. Discord said many things that were non-sense and which twilight failed to have any appreciation for, even though it would have been tons of fun to make up stories with discord. Then she took his body and ran when he slipped up and gave her the chance.
(Score) out of (Highest possible score), it fits my head-cannon about their dynamic and I am not filled with regret at time wasted reading it.
The fact that Discord manages to slip an actual 'whoa' secret into there is freaking mind-blow-y.
My jimmies.
They are rustled.
Notice Discord's reaction? His words are always false, but he keeps his nonverbal tics true to reality, for the added disparity.
Discord had designed this "test of truths" to alter reality so the last lie Twilight accepted would be made a real truth.
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This was so stupid it transcended into the glorious category
Good job!
This was horrible.
And hilarious.
And a little hilariously horrible.
But mostly horribly hilarious.
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That was dumb.
What? It was!
I wish you good luck on your journey to become horse famous!
this isn't how it is supposed to work XD
I want trade backs
When Discord said he was Twilight, I half expected Twilight to throw up an illusion spell of her own to make her look like Discord, but this ending is even sillier. 5/7.
7224970 Very ironic for a Discord story, wouldn't you agree?
so.....confusing......I LOVE IT!!!
think i just got cancer
True to the matter, this seemed to start somewhat terrible; but got better and better the longer it went on.
Actually, as of yet there isn't a single pony with a banana cutiemark as far as I know.
I take that's for a reason.
wait
what?
WHAT?
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This is the most mind blowing revelation in the entire story!
Now I have to question everything I thought I knew about nutrition.
~Leonzilla
LOL! I LOVE THIS!
wut
7224327 There was this game where one of the gods was called Brassica Prime and they're a cabbage god.
That makes absolutely no sense.
I love it. 
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You can guess why the doctor recommend eating the banana for potassium.
7226465 Where?
7226436
7226419 Thank you!
7226379 You don't think I did my banana facts research?
I'll have you know I am one step above a hack, good sir/madam!
7226372 And now the question becomes whether you have enough coverage for treatment or need to start cooking meth.
7226230 The original ending was simply Twilight accepting her banana heritage. I like this one better. Twilight is best Discord.