I will rise to greatness and begin A restorationist movement for the oddly Christianity-paralelling fandom which is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fandom.
Anon describes a board game from home, and Twilight arranges a game night to recreate it. This proves to be a greater threat to their friendship than anything they have faced.
Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well. Maybe with a cute wife! Wait, what?
You are relaxing, drinking coffee one lunchtime, and at peace. Until the pony sitting next to you starts suffocating on bubblegum. It is up to you, Anon, to save them!
Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.
Ultimately, what Anon learned was to never trust Cadance. (Contains gratuitous Scottish accent) (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is tired of the hectic day-to-day of living amongst the ponyfolk and decides to purchase some land in the Everfree to have some peace and quiet all by his lonesome. How much land you ask? All of it