My name is Twilight Sparkle.
I am three hundred and seventy five years old.
Except for Spike, all my friends are dead...But not for long

Betrayed by Celestia, and isolated in her castle with only Spike for support, Twilight Sparkle enacts a powerful spell to reincarnate the element bearers through her own body.
Her friends will be reborn, and, with the trials of being a mother to her friends ahead of her, an unraveling secret from the past following her at every turn, and the possibility of a brand new life so close in reach, Twilight just might be reborn too.

Credit for both the inspiration for this story and cover picture go to
Crystal Leviathan

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

Story day Friday, story #1

Warning, may include, cheese, explosions, explosions of cheese, life ruining moments that revolve around said cheese exploding, a large portion of the internet condensed into approximately 2.6K words, Shrek our holly overlord and savior of onion crops, general moments of what am I reading and why is this funny, Trollestia, movie refrences. And more.

May I just say the Random tag should be taken very seriously. This fic is very strange and should be handled with care.

It's really amazing some of the incredibly strange things my brain think up when I leave my jalepeno poppers in to long and they create a large mess in my oven.

Anyway, let me know what you think, and as always, thanks for reading.

There is but one human left in all of exsitence, and when he is unpetrified amongst a world of uncertainty what must he do? 1000 years have passed by unnoticed and the world has changed. Jan Sjoland is The Last Man.