Pinkie longs to meet Mosh Whiplash, the only pony who parties harder than she does. Unfortunately, he prefers ponies of the plumper persuasion, and unless she can overcome her own metabolism, she won't even get to see him again. Can she put on the necessary weight before he leaves town?

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Yeah, this is one of my weirder stories. I did on request from a forum buddy of mine, and figured I'd use the opportunity to experiment with the style and with writing a type of story I don't usually do. It could probably stand to go through a couple more revisions, but I don't think it's too bad in it's current form.

There's nothing blatantly sexual in here, but the whole "getting fat to impress somepony" thing is bound to weird some people out, so I'm bumping the rating up to teen just to be on the safe side.

Also, the song Mosh is singing is Andrew WK's "Party Hard". Given that Andrew WK is basically Pinkie Pie in human form (seriously, look at his twitter) it seemed fitting.

It's a sad, sad day in Ponyville, because Twilight Sparkle and Trixie Lulamoon are filing for divorce. Can nothing save their marriage before it's too late?

Boring train rides bring ponies together. But is there a train ride boring enough to bring Vinyl Scratch and Maud Pie together?

Now with a reading by Commando_Pony and another one by Obscure.

Cover art made by me from vectors found on derpibooru.

This story is a sequel to Of Rocks and Wubs

After a long tour around Equestria, Vinyl Scratch wants only three things: a comfortable bed, a bottle of wine and some peace. But when a mysterious mare she'd met on a train a year before appears in her life again, it quickly becomes much more interesting...

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna challenge each other to a staring contest.

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Update!
Extended version added as new chapter. Features deleted scenes, new dialogue, newly added scenes and more words that were not in the original.

Featured on 7/9/2014
Thanks to all the people who read this story and liked it enough for this to get featured!

Sweetie Belle can't sleep at night unless she cuddles her special blanket; which makes her nervous about an upcoming sleepover. She doesn't want her friends to find out and make fun of her. But if she doesn't have her blanket, how will she ever go to sleep? She accidentally cuddles with somepony instead.

Inspired by this picture I found while searching Google.

Rewritten on 12/30/14

This story is a sequel to Sleepy Time

Scootaloo is excited to take Sweetie Belle out for their first date, but all Sweetie wants to do is cuddle.

After watching a scary disaster movie and a documentary about the universe, Sweetie Belle is convinced that the world will end at any moment. With absolutely no help from her friends or sister, she takes it upon herself to prepare and to survive the imminent apocalypse.

One night, as Cheerilee is grading her students' papers, Apple Bloom arrives at her home and shows her a new contraption: a portable oven that holds many different items and keeps them warm at the same time. Cheerilee is selected to sample some of them, and soon, Cheerilee finds herself sampling more than "some" of the treats.

This is written specifically for the group My Not-So-Little Pony. It is meant to appeal to the fat/feederism fetish. This is a warning.

Life has been hard for Scootaloo.

But can she overcome her struggles and find a way to go on?

Will she want to once the truth is revealed?

Featured on EqD 9/1/14
Now with a dramatic reading by DRWolf here.