I've successfully created the worst fanfic ever. It's beautiful. I took everything that everybody hates about fanfiction and put it into a fic in an attempt to elicit all of your hate.

Summary: A young man is telepoted to Equestria where he meets all of the ponies that he knows and loves.

Image that suits the fic drawn by this guy: http://technical0difficulty.deviantart.com/art/Gary-Stu-I-MUST-BE-IN-EQUESTRIA-302940131?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&qo=3

This is a sequel to: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20744/The-worst-Fanfic-EVER

This is the story of a certain pink pony who's decided that she wants to have babies like the Cakes, and of the much-enduring pegasus who must explain to her why that might not exactly be plausible for them. Will either of them succeed in their mostly-noble endeavours? Probably not. Dedicated to device heretic, who gave me the idea. Please don't take this too seriously.

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Sweetie Belle gets curious about where babies come from, so she confronts Rarity about it.

Every week, in secrecy, Scootaloo goes to her parent's house. She's afraid of other ponies finding out because her parents are rather... strange. But maybe things aren't as they seem, as her parents are about to tell her something that can turn her entire world upside down...

Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

Ponyville has been devastated by a supernatural plague, possessing everypony in the village, turning them into blood-thirsty totally-not-zombies. It has degenerated into a desolate ghost town, devoid of almost all life that has not become a sunken-eyed shell of what it used to be.

All because Twilight Sparkle didn't listen.

But there is still hope. There just has to be.

[Pre-read by EvenMotion and Topsy Kretts. Cover image by AlGreat. (C) nobody 2012.]

"Would you tell anypony if you knew the world was going to end, Twilight Sparkle?"

Who am I? Where am I? What am I? All perfectly valid questions, especially if you wake up with no memory, no voice, and being poked by a member of the CMC. Patches is a pony with a hidden past, and an ugly hide. His origins are unknown, and possibly just as scary as his looks. Three young fillies help him discover the truth behind his horrible appearance and his mysterious cutie mark.

Tom never was the one for vacations, but after the deceiving words of the cruel unicorn, Rarity, he decides he deserves a break. But as he continues his lament, he realizes that miracles do happen...

Is Equestria real? Or merely a far-off fairytale?

A simple brony goes on a quest to find the unimaginable; the world of Equestria. The chances to find it prove impossible; will he have the strength to overcome? How much faith will he have to supersede his bounds and obtain what is unobtainable?

Edited by:
Majesticyoshi and Revere91

Audio Book by Ender Brony