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I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

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This is quite possibly the worst fanfic ever written in the history of written things. No, seriously, it basically takes all the awful qualities of every fanfic ever written and throws them into one batch.

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I see no R34

*free like* :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Makes sense.
Though I am listening to this

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

I'm sorry, but this...just feels unfocused and cluttered. It's like you wanted to mock every single cliche in pony fanfiction at once, so you just threw them all together in a blender, took the cap off, turned it on, and then scrapped the remnants off the ceiling and slapped it into some paper. And then you transcribed that paper into a word document, and retyped it into...something...um...

Sorry, I lost my train of thought. Point is, this had some funny bits, but it just feels disjointed. If you want to parody some of the more ludicrous or overused things in the fandom though, that's fine. But just pick one or two. Don't try to cram them all in at once.

Still, a fairly funny read.

DAFUG did I just read because it was awesome.
This has to be the best explanation to what MLP is, if you're telling it to someone who doesn't know what it is.

This sounds like my first fanfiction, which died yesterday because I stabbed it thirty-seven times in the chest.


R.I.P. Ohio, Venice, and the Flight Attendant. :fluttercry: :applecry: :pinkiesad2: :raritycry:

Someone give this man a medal.

Seriously tho, very funny read. The dancing part with RD's translation was so funny and so true at the same time! :rainbowlaugh:

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Honestly, that was hilarious. The second funniest thing I've read all month :rainbowlaugh:

452334
Nor HiE, which would have taken one sentence, maybe two...
Pointless dig at Background Pony was pointless even for the purposes of this fic - are you trying to reference popular fics or cliches? Because Background Pony is the one, but not the other. If you're trying, as you say, to reference every fic, your story isn't even a quarter of the way done. Not even close.

On the other hand (hoof, whatever) I did genuinely laugh at a couple of parts.

N*GGA SHE AN APPLE

THIS IS BOSSIDITY!
Seriously, it's the funniest thing I've read in a while - Just so random and messed up, yet so true:pinkiehappy:
you just forgot to mock HiE and Twiilight randomly turning into something badass and bosslike.:twilightsmile:

I'm pretty sure that "making fun of Rainbow Dash being shipped with everything" is more of a cliche than what it's trying to parody.

Now this is quality writing. Well, actually, it's not, but we can pretend it is. A fairly humorous piece.

I love this fic. It hits all the boxes.
What can I say? You know what the fandom wants.

Worst fanfic ever? I am sorry, but that honor is already held by the brilliant My Immortal, and this story, I am afraid, does not measure up to it.

452497I'm pretty sure it isn't, about 2-3 Dash/anything fics get on here daily.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow Dash IS BAWS!!!!!!!!

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The title is right, except for not having enough grammatical errors.

452367 would you rather the version that has 100,000 words?

452451 the dig at Background Pony was absolutely pointless in my mind too. I question why I added it. Lyra's a troll though.

452451

HiE (in some cases) is alright if it is a crossover, because with a crossover you can pull material some popular sources that most pony fans already know exist (video games, TV shows, comics, etc.)

OH MY BACON BEST FANFIC I HAVE EVER READ.

SO. FUCKING. FUNNY. :rainbowlaugh:

Sooooo. Where the obligatory HiE?
He's gotta be a pony too. Alicorn-type.

I have to disagree with the title, because no matter what this fic actually contains it will never be as bad as My Inner Life.
I'll read this later.

Meh.
I've read worse.

452653 I can only fit so much in 2000 words

Hmm, is it wrong that I talk like that when I play games? Then, shit got crazy.

I feel like i just read something written by the old spice guys adhd cousin...."clicks like button"

Rainbow got shipped with everything cept the kitchen sink...cause they broke up

452666 Are you kidding? I started listening to the dramatic reading and I can tell you, that is not worse than My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing. Nothing is worse than that.

That was great, haven't laughed that much reading anything :pinkiehappy:

muffins without flour? OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Funny shit, man

Nopony knows who Lyra is, because nopony can remember her. Out in the town, Lyra was running around, punching ponies in the face. Then she'd run away as they chased her, but then forgot who she was. She giggled with delight as she stole everything out of a store, and nopony could remember who stole it. She wrote hate mail to Celestia, but all she saw was a blank paper. Lyra was the ultimate troll.

BEST REFERENCE EVER! :pinkiehappy: I lol'd so hard.

My body was not ready

*dies*

453479 man down!

This reminds me of PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

The fanfic to end all fanfics.
Swag.

452367 That was the point of writing this from what I can tell.

That was boss.

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