I see no R34

*free like*

Makes sense.

Though I am listening to this

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

I'm sorry, but this...just feels unfocused and cluttered.  It's like you wanted to mock every single cliche in pony fanfiction at once, so you just threw them all together in a blender, took the cap off, turned it on, and then scrapped the remnants off the ceiling and slapped it into some paper.  And then you transcribed that paper into a word document, and retyped it into...something...um...

Sorry, I lost my train of thought.  Point is, this had some funny bits, but it just feels disjointed.  If you want to parody some of the more ludicrous or overused things in the fandom though, that's fine.  But just pick one or two.  Don't try to cram them all in at once.

Still, a fairly funny read.

DAFUG did I just read because it was awesome.

This has to be the best explanation to what MLP is, if you're telling it to someone who doesn't know what it is.

This sounds like my first fanfiction, which died yesterday because I stabbed it thirty-seven times in the chest.

R.I.P. Ohio, Venice, and the Flight Attendant.

Someone give this man a medal.

Seriously tho, very funny read. The dancing part with RD's translation was so funny and so true at the same time!

Honestly, that was hilarious. The second funniest thing I've read all month

... mother of god.

>>452334452334

Nor HiE, which would have taken one sentence, maybe two...

Pointless dig at Background Pony was pointless even for the purposes of this fic - are you trying to reference popular fics or cliches? Because Background Pony is the one, but not the other.  If you're trying, as you say, to reference every fic, your story isn't even a quarter of the way done.  Not even close.

On the other hand (hoof, whatever) I did genuinely laugh at a couple of parts.

N*GGA SHE AN APPLE

YES

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you forgot to break Rainbow's wings.

THIS IS BOSSIDITY!

Seriously, it's the funniest thing I've read in a while - Just so random and messed up, yet so true

you just forgot to mock HiE and Twiilight randomly turning into something badass and bosslike.

I'm pretty sure that "making fun of Rainbow Dash being shipped with everything" is more of a cliche than what it's trying to parody.

Me Gusta?

Now this is quality writing. Well, actually, it's not, but we can pretend it is. A fairly humorous piece.

I love this fic. It hits all the boxes.

What can I say? You know what the fandom wants.

Worst fanfic ever?  I am sorry, but that honor is already held by the brilliant My Immortal, and this story, I am afraid, does not measure up to it.

>>452497452497I'm pretty sure it isn't, about 2-3 Dash/anything fics get on here daily.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow Dash IS BAWS!!!!!!!!

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Love it.

The title is right, except for not having enough grammatical errors.

>>452367452367 would you rather the version that has 100,000 words?  

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Best fan fic ever!!!

>>452451452451 the dig at Background Pony was absolutely pointless in my mind too.  I question why I added it.  Lyra's a troll though.

>>452451452451

HiE (in some cases) is alright if it is a crossover, because with a crossover you can pull material some popular sources that most pony fans already know exist (video games, TV shows, comics, etc.)

OH MY BACON BEST FANFIC I HAVE EVER READ.

SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.

Sooooo. Where the obligatory HiE?

He's gotta be a pony too. Alicorn-type.

I have to disagree with the title, because no matter what this fic actually contains it will never be as bad as My Inner Life.

I'll read this later.

Meh.

I've read worse.

>>452653452653 I can only fit so much in 2000 words

0.0

Hmm, is it wrong that I talk like that when I play games?  Then, shit got crazy.

I feel like i just read something written by the old spice guys adhd cousin...."clicks like button"

Rainbow got shipped with everything cept the kitchen sink...cause they broke up

>>452666452666 Are you kidding?  I started listening to the dramatic reading and I can tell you, that is not worse than My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing.  Nothing is worse than that.

That was great, haven't laughed that much reading anything

muffins without flour? OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Funny shit, man

Nopony knows who Lyra is, because nopony can remember her.  Out in the town, Lyra was running around, punching ponies in the face.  Then she'd run away as they chased her, but then forgot who she was.  She giggled with delight as she stole everything out of a store, and nopony could remember who stole it.  She wrote hate mail to Celestia, but all she saw was a blank paper.  Lyra was the ultimate troll.

BEST REFERENCE EVER! I lol'd so hard.

My body was not ready

*dies*

>>453479453479 man down!

This reminds me of PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

The fanfic to end all fanfics.

Swag.

>>452367452367 That was the point of writing this from what I can tell.

That was boss.

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You have our full approval good sir.

>That Background Pony reference

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What about Twilight's spell fucking up? WHAT ABOUT THAT!?!?! Or the two million Video Game crossovers.

"Nopony knows who Lyra is, because nopony can remember her.  Out in the town, Lyra was running around, punching ponies in the face.  Then she'd run away as they chased her, but then forgot who she was."

GTA LOGIC. You can go to sleep while the whole town after you, wake up and you are cleared.

I read this with the voice of Epic Meal Time.

Shit was too intense for me so I orgasm'd another me to finish it and loved it.

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!

This is horrible!!

...

I love it!!!

>>452518452518

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9447/My-Little-Immortal%3A-Friendship-is-Gothic

Although it depends what you mean by "bad". You can have horribly written, or you can have just plain horrible. Agony in Pink takes the cake for that I think.

>>452599452599

A HiE is often self insert wish fulfillment. A crossover with humans is not by the very definition since very little about the characters is created by the author.

I love crossovers, but I can probably count on one hand the number of HiE fics I find tolerable.

>>456615456615

I know that HiE has been done to death (I went into that world with no knowledge of this at all, but wound up having many followers), but in my opinion, pulling material from another source is better than having to spend hours in a day coming up with unnecessary bullshit that no other person but the author knows about

>>456628456628

Some do it well though.

Article 2; Tinker, tanner, Hunter, Spy are the serious standouts. Through the Eyes of Another Pony also stands out in that it makes all the usual HiE mistakes but is self aware about it and plays it for effect.

>>456001456001

>>455211455211

It MUST be read with Epic Meal Time voice.  I almost died laughing.  Thanks for that.  

Hilarious!  And accurate.  

Before I begin reading, I shall say that I was unable to finish reading My Immortal. If you can make it so that I cannot finish the paltry size of this compared to that blight on the English language, Harry Potter, and all writing everywhere, I shall acknowledge this as the worst fanfic ever.

Now, to being...

...

You fail. Why? Because I did this while reading.

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I could not do that while reading....that other fic.

So you get thumbs ups and moustaches!

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

Laughing boner

>>456605456605

I had not heard of that story before you mentioned it, so I made it my duty to read it and be rectified of my ignorance.  Now I've seen some pretty messed up stuff before, but that... that took a great deal of willpower to force myself  through the entire thing.  I am at a loss of words, all I can conclude right now is that anyone who thinks Cupcakes or Sweet Apple Massacre is depraved, torture porn needs to be referred to that piece of "literature".

As for Friendship is Gothic, I have actually been following it for a while, and although My Immortal imitators are a dime a dozen, it still brings a smile to my face if only for recalling memories of the side splitting laughs I had while reading the original.  A lot of people hate it, but to me it is comedy gold, and Tara Gilesbie is a prophet of the lulz.

I've read worse.

Really the most irritating part for me was the double spacing after sentences, like you're some old man on a typewriter.

BuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapplesBuysomeapples

This is a parody I wrote. I TROLLED SO HARD I RIPPED MY DICK OFF THEN MY FRIEND CAME AND ATE MY DICK THEN I TURNED HIM INTO A NIGGER AND HE DIED AND THEN I GREW BACK FIVE DICKS THEN I WAS ALL LIKE FUCKING VEGETARIANS THEN I ATE MYSELF THE END.

Yes, bitch.  I now worship you.

I've read My Immortal. You were too late, I've already read worse. I'm sorry.

Every time I read the part where they go into the store I expect a flipping tables joke, and am always disappointed.

Simply amazing.

The plot was intriguing, the details were vivid, and the characters were deep and complex.

Five stars.

You are my new favorite author, besides myself.

...At this point, my logic won't question how it's possible to write complete garbled words.

Still f***in' hilarious though.

I refuse to use buck. It would change AJ's profession for worse.

...(hold on, my Wright senses are tingling... AJ... Applejack... but also... APOLLO JUSTICE!!!) (my brain has left it's containment area, and assumed control over my bo-)

>>452508452508

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Wow.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a fic since Pinkie Divides By Zero... or The 'F-Bomb'... or...

Well, whatever.

Take my this.

>>452463452463 Why am I the only other person that ever seems to notice that?

You are correct, this is the worst fanfic EVER.

best. ever. i am inspired. thank you. rainbow dash is sex. period.

>>452349452349

That song was oddly touching...

>>452518452518

Never read it, mind supplying a link?... actually I'm not sure if that's wise but... well screw it, link please!

As for this "story"... that was actually pretty funny if only for the sake of random smart-assery.  

Just Read This and your other Worst Fanfic Ever. You're my new God.

"You can't handle the parody."

Bitch, I handled the parody. I handled it hard. I handled it like Twilight handles Spike. Hard.

What now.

Also,

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Oh dear god, I couldn't even make it halfway through. The horror, the horror!!

dat wuz so epec, i jus bout dyed laufing lol mah gramer sux in dis post lol

they all did they're normal activities. youused the wrong "their" other than that I loved this story, it had a great plot.

I used this story to berate a horrible writer.

(spikeandluna if you want to look it up for a laugh, though I hope it's taken down by now).

Thank you very much.

"What happened to the pets?  It's okay those guys aren't ever going to show up again, they all got shipped with Rainbow Dash and died.  From sex.  Too much of it.  Because they had sex.  Sex.  Sex.  Sex.  Sex.  Sex everywhere."

I hereby declare this to be masterful prose!

THOU ART THE FANFIC KING. I SHALT BOW BEFORE THEE!

>>456668456668 Article 2 is the shit man! Best HiE ever read.

I am so fucking creeped out I read this at night and wasn't wearing any pants.....

Shit.

Meh.

This is the single funniest fanfic i have ever read on this site. Have a Wat Trophy.

Bitches, please.  I handled the parody so hard it took me to court and pointed on the doll where I handled it.  

I got life.  Totally worth it.  Even if the guards like to break my fingers and shove a night stick up my ass everytime I log on to pony sites.  Still totally worth it.