After the death of Phyllis the philodendron, Starlight gets a new—very different—plant.

Brainstormed in the Triptych Continuum Discord. I imagine this story will be disavowed by the server management.

Hitch does a favor for Pipp to help her get famous recording the first ever sighting of a Manticore. Things do not go as planned, and Izzy is determined to figure out where it all went wrong.

Part of the Generation 5 Bingo Contest

Pre-reader: Pilot Light

Wherein unreasonably well-groomed Vikings crash a wedding.

Cover art by Maxima. Written for the Pride and Positivity event.

When Hope Hollow faces a terrible fate,
Kerfuffle escapes, but will it be too late?
Sweetie Belle’s home; other heroes away –
Who can be found to save the day?

Recipient of Shrink Laureate's Judge's Choice Award in the Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest.

Fluttershy and Applejack live in a lighthouse. Applejack is ancient, dark and brooding, a mare as harsh as rock and wise as sea. Fluttershy is Fluttershy.
A series of salt-soaked adventures where Applejack is awful and Fluttershy is scared.

Story updated ocasionally with new episodes chapters. Marked "complete" because each chapter is pretty much self-contained.

In a state of life and death, two ponies must band together to steal an important gym artifact before it’s too late.

A drunk collab, agreed upon at Trick Question's BronyCon 2019 Afterparty between yours truly and the one and only author of My Little Dashie, RobCakeran53!!!

Sunset Shimmer, now a communist or something, breaks up with her liberal girlfriend Sci-Twi. She's not particularly happy about this.

"Praise" for the story:

"It was pretty terrible." ~Crystal Static

"I enjoyed it nontheless."~ The Blue EM2

”Wow. I legitimately could not enjoy this.” ~ FanOfMostEverything

"FanOfMostEverything may not have liked this, but I had a blast!" ~Present Perfect

Listen. You've read the title. You've read the short description, and now you're reading the long one. It's not THAT HARD. Sunset Shimmer Breaks Up With Everyone^tm. Okay? In this story, Sunset Shimmer, the Pony, breaks up with everyone. Because that's the thing you need to have in this entry for this contest. That's right, this is for a contest. Alright? Okay? Yeah. I'm writing it like 2 days before the deadline because who gives a toss. I'm not gonna win. Are you? Maybe you are! Maybe you, the potential winner of this contest, is reading this right now going 'hahah this ass, he's never gonna win', and you know what, you'd be right.

But before this story gets rejected because I didn't add the story summary in the description, let me repeat what happens in this damn story:

Sunset Shimmer breaks up with everyone.

"The Everfree Forest doesn't know what went wrong! A collection of random stories about ponies in need of chaos threatens to be happy. What will become an apple tree, and what will become a mysterious dream? The final foal awakens. Will she destroy gravity?"

A 'My little Pony' fanfiction written using Botnik’s Predictive Keyboard. A collaboration between man and machine, in the same vein as “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash”.

Teen rating for quite possibly the most bizarre innuendos you'll ever read.

Special thanks to FanOfMostEverything, and everyone involved in his multi-author shorts-collections "Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)" and "Group Precipitation" for providing the input data.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia Side Swipes a 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan

After being assaulted by a minivan and then surviving a wild night at a bar with Thomas and his crew, Princess Celestia is ready to return home, peace treaties signed and fun had. As an aside, Celestia made a joke with the President of the United States about bringing a couple of these “minivans” home for herself and her sister.

Luna didn’t know what the massive shipping container that came along with Celestia was for, but upon opening it, realized they could have some fun with this…

Fiat-Chrysler would have been a bit more hesitant in sending off two brand new 2018 Chrysler minivans if they knew neither of them knew how to drive.

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Box of Shame 9/7/2019

Unedited, and probably not pre-read, or if it was I didn't listen.

A silly gift for Admiral, a sequel to a commission from him, and inspired by his blog post.

Now translated into Chinese thanks to Nova Twinkle!
Now translated into Spanish thanks to SPANIARD KIWI!