What if pony princesses were actually highly social carnivores?

What if a National Geographic team began following them around to film a documentary?

What if nopony saw anything unusual about this?

A metaphor about growing up. Or possibly a metaphor about living in a surveillance society. Or maybe just a very, very weird idea that needed to become a story.

Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.

A collaboration with RainbowBob.
Now featured on Equestria Daily!

Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.

Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.

Dramatic reading by WritingStylus

Polish translation by atom2004
Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi
Russian translation by NovemberDragon

Twilight's friends may not be immortal like her, but she's not going to let a stupid little thing like death get in the way of friendship. Now the ruler of Equestria, Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers the truth of life after death: More life. Armed with this new knowledge, Twilight ventures from Canterlot Castle to find and befriend the reincarnations of her oldest friends, whether they like it or not.

Image used with permission of Heavens and Asteri

Feature box story of December 27, 2013. Thanks, everyone!

The darkness of winter is upon Ponyville. Fluttershy, trying to escape the melancholy of her lone cottage, visits her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie is currently busy babysitting Pound and Pumpkin Cake, but does her best to cheer her up. However, she can't help but feel as if there is something dark and sinister stalking the small town. She excuses herself to make a visit to her friend Twilight, who does little to ease her concerns.

When she returns to the Cakes' home, she can't help but feel like there is something terribly, terribly wrong. The air is thick, and the feeling of foreboding unbearable. Little does she know that there is a spiritual storm threatening to consume Ponyville as the last foundations of sanity crumble into the torrential maelstrom.

Dramatic reading by EnderBlaze

Shadowmere is a horse who has spent his entire life surrounded by murder and death. Then one day, after dying in Tamriel, he reawakens in a strange new world; the exact opposite of the world that he lives in. Everything is bright and colourful and the inhabitants are ponies who are always happy and friendly with each other. This world seems completely different from the one that he comes from. All of the ponies are cheerful, make friends easily and don't have any concept at all of things like murder and death. How will Shadowmere react to this new world? Will he find it to be completely ridiculous and want to leave this place as soon as possible; or will he find something that he never had before and want to stay? Will he even want to leave at all?

This story is now officially Cancelled; however, it is being continued by MLP OC SilverFang over on his fanfiction.net page. If you're interested in continuing with this story, head on over there to check it out.