Surveying the Disappointment: A Bad Horse© Production. · 2:35am Dec 15th, 2016
Do you have an OPINION? Very likely. Does anyone else actually CARE about it?? ... unlikely. Is that fair? No, but on some RARE occasions there ARE folks who actually DO want to hear your thoughts on certain topics, and they offer you the chance to VOICE them without fear of scorn or ridicule!
THIS is one of those occasions! WOOHOO! Isn't that EXCITING!? ... before you start yapping on about your feelings to ME, let me just point out that I am NOT the one offering to hear about your new fedora, or how DELIGHTED you are with the current thickness of your sideburns, so just hold your horses.
On the topic of horses, it is in fact Bad Horse that requires your observations, and he's written up a lovely survey for you to dig your untidy little claws into:
GO NOW! TAKE THE SURVEY! DO IT! HE APPRECIATES IT! I just took it, and it was EASY! Mind you, I totally cheated. HAH!
*All questions & all parts of all questions are optional. Please try not to take it twice; copy or PM or email yourself the link it gives you at the end if you want to change your answers later. May cause elation or satisfaction; please consult your doctor if either persist, because you are alone and people think you're weird - know your place, whelp!
Well what if we want to express our thoughts, opinions, and/or feelings to you anyway?
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OKAY, fine. However, I get to reciprocate! DEAL??
*grovel grovel*
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I grovel too, yannow. I'M GREAT AT IT!
... so have you taken the survey yet, Cyne m'dear?
4340202 I have, Swarm-mistress!
It was an interesting survey. There were a couple of questions that I felt there wasn't a good response to, but hey.
*Shudders* Too many philosophical, literary and existential questions. Can't I just go back to playing with my cat?!
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EXCELLENT! I found the survey fun, despite a few niggling issues... as in that bit concerning my preferences regarding the importance of certain literary works by timeless geniuses, which made me feel VERY dumb, eh. THANK YOU, Cyne. Mind, you and I tend to swim in the same school of fish, and most of them advertised this survey so... well, yannow. You would have eventually done it, and I know it! As a good wulf should, of course.
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My sentiments exactly, and I said as much in a couple of the "comments on this section" areas. Mind, I was also sort of bratty in those too, so... eh! I can't DO serious! IT HURTS!
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Bad Horse is definitely an intellectual sort. His words and demeanor intimidate the heck out of me. Like Cyne, he's a blasted smartie-pants with too much talent! BOO! I quietly love them both, and often ship them in my headcanon.
Thanks for doing this for Bad Horse, guys! Let's hope he makes his 1,000 contributors so we can find out WHY he made this survey in the FIRST PLACE, shall we!? It is driving me MAD to know! ARRGH!
4340146 Of course! Deal!
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... you are a brave, brave soul!