My YouTube Intro Video is Complete! - by Twifight Pandemonium Biscuit Clapping Halcyon. · 4:30am Feb 27th, 2017
Hello y'all! For those of you who're NOT adept at making videos for YouTube and are SCARED TO EVEN ATTEMPT IT because it's SO DAMNED INTIMIDATING, I offer my recent paltry experience as a bolstering endeavor - YOU CAN DO IT, IF YOU TRY! I totally fucking SUCK at it! YEAH! Windows Movie Maker's constant offering of filter choices, losing images, or DOUBLING time stamps FOR image changes... then resigning you to start ALL OVER again AGAIN AND AGAIN in hopes it'll all EVENTUALLY SOMEHOW WORK OUT... yeah. SO FUN! I can't WAIT to do this again! KILL ME NOW!
Here is my new channel intro video:
LOVE THE METAL! SO SUITED! ... is it pretentious? I hope not.
... aside from that, I want to direct your attention to a member here that deserves a LOT more attention than he gets - his videos make me laugh my BUTT off, and it seems that he's not discussed enough - this is DWK, a followed follower that I cannot get ENOUGH of for being so DAMNABLY HILARIOUS!
Check out this random MLP:FiM video synopsis he's done on YouTube:
... I KNOW RIGHT!? GENIUS! ABSOLUTE GENIUS! Please, check out his videos and enjoy everything he has - it takes a little while, but it'll leave you LUSTING FOR MOAR!
How are you? Everyone okay? Yes? I am working on new comic strips, still adding text to the clopfic, and recently started piecing together the upcoming Awards of the Heart chapter. HOPE YOU'RE ALL AS BUSY AS I AM!
I am putting a call out to those of you who're fans of sparklecest, twining, & twishine; I need some help editing this clopfic, and although I have Phazon and SkeetertheLurker to selfishly rely upon, I wanna know if anyone ELSE out there is a BONAFIDE FAN of Twincest and has the time to lend me a hoof/claw/paw - I think I've horrified both of them enough for the time being, unless they say otherwise. Gimme a PM if you're interested, yes? PERFECT! CHEERS DEERS!
Cue the obligatory blog picture:
Starlight Glimmer wonders if that hug is a bit TOO friendly.
... I have lost so many followers lately. SIGH! This clopfic better be AMAZING, I tell yeh.
Nice join the swarm advertisement you got there!
(If you see some asshole named madmanmapper subscribed to you - that's me :3 )
Also, I love totally legit recap guy! Dude's a riot.
I've been... alive. Longstanding dramas between my father and I have finally resulted in me quitting being
his business partnerin his employhis slave labor/whipping boy/daily scapegoat. So... it's an interesting new world for me. I'm without career, money, or a future in general. Same as before, really, except now I don't have to put up with his bullshit lol.Also I've been tinkering a lot with vintage electronics as of late. Radios and such, mostly. I've long had a modest collection of old radios, so now I'm fixing them.
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YAY! THANK YOU, RED! I love seeing your name pop up in my blogs.
Oh yeah... yannow what's weird? DWK was a follower of mine ages ago, and I found him on YouTube and just ADORED his work ... and then one day, I was sorting through my dwindling followers list (which admittedly is almost completely made up of deleted accounts), and I saw his avatar icon - really? THIS IS THE SAME GUY!? I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIS WORK!
So glad I'm not alone in liking his stuff. It gets WEIRDER and FAR MORE COMPLEX as you go along through the posts, and I've rewatched ALL of his posts SO MANY TIMES because there's SO MANY moments of levity that it TAKES a few times to get the entirety. Ah, if only Jess and Digi could be so relatable.
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... er, whups. I posted the wrong intro. IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME, but it is a little different. WHATEVER! Thanks for the follow on YouTube - MY TURN! Oh... wait, I can't find you in my list for some reason. GUESS I'LL FIND YOU FIRST! MOUAHAHA-AHAHA!
... you don't have a user page blog!? I am ... disappointed. NO MATTER! Still, fix that already.
Yay I got a sort-of mention in a blog title.
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Hello Admiral! Ah, yes... if only a mention in my blog actually MEANT ANYTHING.
DWK is the fuckin' best. I have watched all of his videos.
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ABSOLUTELY HE IS! He needs more love, damn it. Do you have any favourites? Mine would be his "The Crystalling" episodes... I could watch those two videos OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I HAVE, IN FACT!
WHERE DID IT GO?!
Damn. This DWK guy really speaks to me! I mean short, concrete summaries of color horse episodes featuring virgin alicorns, blood moons, suicide pacts and demonic abomination babies... DWK just got a new follower! Must re-look next time I'm wasted!
Also:
Who would possibly admit to that?! *shifty eyes*
I don't get the drama grandma. It not like your leaving, your just taking a break. Right, gamgam?
4437816 My favorite episode is any episode where he says "Darling, bro,". Rarity is my favorite pony, but hearing that the first time made me bust up laughing, and it never got old.
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SORRY, sorry. There were some technical difficulties - as in I don't have a FUGGING CLUE what I'm doing when it comes to making videos OR YouTube, so... anyway, it's up now, and a little edited. A LITTLE.
Enjoy, iisaw! Thanks for stopping by! CHECK OUT DWK!
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I'm SO glad you like DWK TOO, Fido! As for Twincest ... yeah, well. I hadda ask! OH WELL! Send me a PM later, okay?
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Exactly, Steadfast. Except my breaks are LONG. I just... I hate having folks wait and wait and WAIT for new stuff when I have SO MUCH I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET! I just HAVE to complete my old crap before I can move on, so... yeah. Semi-retired it is then, until Awards of the Heart is finally over. Nine years from now, fingers crossed! THANK YOU for understanding!
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LOL! Oh, his Trixie and Starlight make me giggle madly. His videos are purposefully deceptive - coming off as some "off the cuff" or "improvised" twaddle, yet there's SO MUCH HARD WORK and SERIOUS THOUGHT put into every one of them! His comedic pacing is SUPERB; the writing is SMART and FRESH, and... I just want to FORCE PEOPLE TO WATCH AND LOVE HIS WORK WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!
DWK is an artist that deserves more attention than he's gotten, and it breaks my shriveled black heart ... I wanna start a DWK movement, but I have no clue as to how. HELP ME!
4438589 thanks gamgam! Those nine years will be worth it!
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WOAH. That baby is ... well, I can't tell how old it is, but its vocals and comprehension are pretty advanced!
My nephew at that (I'm guessing) age, he was good at crying noiselessly (as in making that agonized facial expression, hands knitted into purple fists "I AM SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW BUT THERE'S NO NOISE COMING OUT" thing) and making poop. Oh, and spitting up on any visitor wearing inappropriately expensive clothing whenever handed to them. THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE!
Thank you, Steadfast. You made my day!
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That was fun!
And, yes, I know DWK's work. I love him and want to have his baby! (But I had a quesadilla instead.)
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I hear they pass about the same - announced by a TON of screaming and fluid.
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4438589 I'll ask Skirts to link to a DWK video in a blargh.
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I hope that WHICHEVER THE CASE everything worked out well, and required little in the way of invasive surgery, or ... plastic drop sheets? Or dipping sauce??
OH GOOD LORD THE SAUCE MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE! A-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO!
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See? SEE!? You are a "MAKE IT HAPPEN" sort! I could ask my ... voices in my head ... to do ... um. I think they know... they tell me things. I remember this time when I was out in the desert, and my dress was starting to turn into insects. I eventually found that my flesh was gone anyway, so the insects weren't a big deal.
I forget what we were talking about.
ANYWAY GOOD FOR YOU! GO DWK! WOOHOO!
*takes her meds*
4438718 Take them meds, gurl.
Also, I apparently had never introduced Skirts to DWK. So I just fixed that oversight. He loves it.
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You have done a true service to the fandom. Thank you, M.A. Larson! THANK YOU!
... I mean, I'm glad to hear that - obviously Ss&e would love this stuff, and through his influence this COMEDY GOLD will hopefully reach FAR BEYOND some blog pittance! You're awesome, Prop. Thanks for being you!
So about that insect story... should I sell it to Dreamworks? There are family bonfires and drag races involved...
4438750 Definitely Dreamworks. Pixar would butcher it.
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Would follow if I had a Youtube... and also if you posted more than one video.
Also, the best part of the Twilight Geddan video? When you get an ad banner on the bottom third at the 13-14 second mark, and it covers Twilight's flanks like a censor bar when she's on her hind legs and doing what looks like pelvic thrusts.
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Agreed. Pixar means well - and I ADORE Zootopia (because I am a closet furry) - but they're the reason why we use phrases like "banal conflicts outweighed by seizure-inducing CGI" or "pandering to both sides of the socio-political agenda without havinganything to say" in casual conversations these days.
... or perhaps they're discussing the latest Walmart advertising campaign? Hm. Food for thought.
WAIT, wait! Zootopia isn't Pixar! IT'S JUST TYPICAL DISNEY! Hmpf. Fuck Pixar then.
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I don't expect follows. eh. I'm showing off what a completely inept sort can manage with a few hours of toiling in a crappy program if they TRY HARD.
... and I might post another video. You don't know! I COULD! HA!
YES, the Geddan is only good for the accidental innuendo, which I didn't notice until your mention - as always, you have opened my eyes to potential pornography, Phazon.
... THE SUN! ARRGH! IT BURNS! I'M BLIND!
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> "closet furry"
> on fimfic with avatar of Twifight booty
> closet
edit: don't feel bad, miss. I'm pretty "closet furry" myself, lol
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AHEM! "Closet furry" is an ACCEPTABLE term in this day and age! Allow me to offer the official translation:
See? NORMAL! Ya bloody fascist!
4440260 TIL more interesting things about Twifight.
As I said, I'm pretty closet furry myself. :P
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YOU JUST READ THE FIRST PASSAGES OF MY RESUME!
Gawd, what else do I have to do!?
4440314 Nothing. It's perfect. You're perfect. Don't ever change!
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I will oblige, but only because I HAVE DEEMED IT SO.
... anyone wanna hire me? PLEASE!?
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Fame and glory, that's what it means.
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Followed DWK. Thanks!
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"Dear diary, today I recommended something to Bad Horse, as opposed to the other way around ad infinitum. Reminder: buy more lubricant. Sticky hearts!
Thanks for all the props, man!
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My love is immeasurable. HALLOWED BE THY FAME!
Plus I find it funny that I loved your work before I knew you here on FiMFiction, so ... yeah. WONDERFUL!
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>my love is immeasurable
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Your fear sates me.
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That's not fear, baby.
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