TTake Me To Tortilla Land
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Dark King Oblivion learns the magic of friendship in a happy, rainbow-saturated land of ponies and smurfs. They make him a safety helmet so he doesn't hurt himself.
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Sweetie Belle
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Jun

8th

2015

Tortilla Land Revisited: The Tortillaning · 10:40pm Jun 8th, 2015

Take Me To Tortilla Land is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever written. It's a gigantic in-joke, a jab at one of my friends and coworkers, and so despite having ~1kish views, it only ever got 20 likes or so. (I like to pretend most people open the story, start to read it, and then quickly close out of their browser as their eye twitches.)

PresentPerfect apparently liked it enough to record a dramatic reading, though, and it is fuckin' hilarious, and is also going to be posted on my aforementioned friend's FB wall since I still haven't gotten him to read the story.

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