If you're trying to add me on Steam, message me here first.

I denied a few 'random' friend requests before I remembered I had my steam info up on here. So, if you tried to add me and I ignored it, it's probably because I thought you were an Anonymous Chinese Superhacker™ trying to get in close to ninja my account out from under me. I may or may not have imagined myself dodging your imaginary snippets of hack code like I was in the Matrix, backstroke-dodging bullets in slow motion.

So, please, if you try to add me on steam, message me here as well. I figure if the Chinese are that interested in my Steam account, they'll at least be forced to read some of the stuff here I used to write but kind-of-don't anymore on account of being incapable of finding enough liquid nitrogen to ameliorate my brain's fantastic meltdown. They'll have to add suicide nets around the Chinese Superhacker Mega-Agency of Cyberterrorism™ and I'll be hailed as a national hero.

A small part of me is glad that given some of my rantings in the past, on here and elsewhere, an intern at the NSA is eventually going to have to read some of my mouth-frothing raving. Hell, I'll even force them to read this post: #JustSnowdenThings #ISISismyhomie #BrosamaBinLaden #WikimediaGeneralCounsel

As for updates, I told you all numerous times in the past I'd finish my stories (even got another one in the works that I also haven't written anything for in months). You can always see my last log-in time here on the site. You should only be worried about no new updates if that last seen time grows a bit longer than a decade; Guantanamo Bay is no bueno like that, my friends.

And no, I don't have a timeline for when the next chapter of anything will come out. It's ultimately dependent on my psychological health, which hasn't been cooperating lately. Yes, it sucks; yes, I'm terribly sorry; yes, I'm using semi-colons unnecessarily and probably inappropriately, for which I am also sorry. However, [insert story of choice here] will be finished, I promise. Except for The Adventures of a Self-Insert, that'll never be done. There are too many Kyles in this world for that to happen.

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[Primrose]

Your firewalls and other measures of security are no match for my hacking skills.

I'm in. Now all your Steam secrets, known only by you and GabeN himself are now mine.