Damn, I Forgot- · 6:15pm Aug 8th, 2014
-that fics had to be at least a thousand words, or I'd have submitted this one today for shits and giggles.
May or may not continue with it, anyway, since I can't tell you how many self-insert stories I've read that are not so much self-inserts as they are, "Hey, I am a person with a completely irrational reaction to FUCKING ALIENS that I also happen to love as per a children's cartoon that is probably only tangentially related to their actual personalities. I shall engage with them in a smooth, rational discussion because I AM NO HUMAN BEING, FUCKING EVER."
Honestly, guys, tell me the truth here. Your reactions, my reactions, would most likely be something along the lines of, "HOLY SHIT THERE ARE FUCKING TALKING HORSES IN MY APARTMENT." And then mental breakdowns all around.
That and I could detail my further descent into madness and add a Dark tag to it, because you would never know if the ponies were real or just hallucinations after I finally snapped. Oooh, a Jacob's Ladder fic!
Yeah, got writer's block for MoaP. Again. Eat me.
2354628 Here ya' go.
Changed the format, it's going to be a one-shot. If and when I get around to writing it, anyway.
(Seriously, Aku, how the fucking fuck do you spit out so many words? You're like, uh, I am when I'm on a manic phase...only permanently. Is it the crack? It's the crack, isn't it? BRB, purchasing narcotics so I can write as much as you, and it's all your fault when I become a washed up drug addict, selling my body and sucking cock in the streets for one more hit, for one hundred more words. All your fault, you monster.)