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firefeng

I'm drunk.

firefeng Joined 28th Oct, 2012 · Offline

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  • 453 weeks
    I'm alive.

    I'll continue work on Memories, shortly. Hell, the next chapter's been halfway done for at least a year, now.

    In the meantime, you should probably check out the story I'm about to release. While not canon, it is set in the same multiverse as Memories, and you'll most definitely encounter a familiar face. (Not Nix...).

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  • 470 weeks
    Tortilla Land Revisited: The Tortillaning

    Take Me To Tortilla Land is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever written. It's a gigantic in-joke, a jab at one of my friends and coworkers, and so despite having ~1kish views, it only ever got 20 likes or so. (I like to pretend most people open the story, start to read it, and then quickly close out of their browser as their eye twitches.)

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    4 comments · 340 views

  • 472 weeks
    Mixed Blessings...

    I had hoped to keep Memories as close to show canon as I could, mainly using characterizations to fill in the blanks here and there (I've done pretty well with Tia, honestly, considering her continued exuberance over avoiding boring social schmoozing). The major show events would happen offscreen, with Nix otherwise occupied with different things. Yes, Discord's reform is an example.

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    1 comments · 353 views

  • 480 weeks
    You probably already guessed it by now, but I figured I should put it into words to make it final.

    This post has been a long time in coming. I finally mustered up the courage to post this yesterday, actually, but I didn't think anyone would take me seriously. I know my updates have been terrible. It's been almost a year since the last Memories update. My presence on my blog is almost non-existent these days, I don't hit up the forums and engage with the community like I used to, and

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  • 483 weeks
    If you're trying to add me on Steam, message me here first.

    I denied a few 'random' friend requests before I remembered I had my steam info up on here. So, if you tried to add me and I ignored it, it's probably because I thought you were an Anonymous Chinese Superhacker™ trying to get in close to ninja my account out from under me. I may or may not have imagined myself dodging your imaginary snippets of hack code like I was in the Matrix,

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Jul
22nd
2014

Well, damn. · 1:58am Jul 22nd, 2014

In my irresponsible procrastination in reading all of your story updates, I have inadvertently unleashed the Antichrist and loosed Armageddon upon the world.

I am sincerely sorry for my slight oversight dooming all of mankind.

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firefeng
firefeng #2 · Jul 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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2305354 Heh, thanks.

Get back with me again when a newly freed hellspawn IS CONSUMING YOUR ENTRAILS WHILE YOU STILL DRAW BREATH.

Luna Secret Stallion
Luna Secret Stallion #3 · Jul 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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2305381 My entrails probably don't taste that good. I am like one of those catfish that taste like mud.

bobbananaville
bobbananaville #4 · Jul 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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OH MY GOD, IT'S EATING ME! IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!
My only regret is that I won't be able to finish the Walking Dead.
AAAH, MY EYE SOCKET! IT'S TRYING TO SUCK MY BRAIN OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET!

firefeng
firefeng #5 · Jul 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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2306025 Don't worry, the aperture in your skull that allows passage for your eyes' neurons and blood vessels is actually quite small. There's no way your brain would fit through that little hole.

Not while you're still alive, anyway. :pinkiecrazy:

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