Fights are settled in one chapter! Who will win? Who will die? Who will be humiliated?
In tribute to "Super Power Beat Down", "Deathbattle" and "1 Minute Melee', here's a show where fights are settled in 1 chapter! No research, no commentary, no horse crap!
It is another morning in Ponyville as ponies are doing their everyday business. Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty, was flying around, wanting to do so after getting her job done for the day. So far, looks like it's your pretty normal day.
Just then, Rainbow saw something flashing in the sky: a "RD" symbol! Looks like someone is calling for help!
"Or someone is reading too much comic books." Rainbow said with a slight chuckle. She flew by, landing in the field outside of Equestria. "Someone call...wait a minute. Just when did I get a signal anyway?"
"Welcome, Rainbow Dash." A familiar voice said as the suited figure appears: the masked Mare Do Well! Rainbow hasn't seen her since her friends reveal themselves to her; the whole thing was to teach her a lesson.
"What? Okay, which one of you girls is it this time? Twilight; Applejack; Rarity; Fluttershy; Pinkie; Yeah, it has to be Pinkie."
"...okay, it's me, Twilight. The girls had nothing else to do with this, since the Mare Do Well thing was originally my idea anyway in the first place."
"So what's with the costume again, egghead," Rainbow ask with a scoff. "Wanted to teach me another lesson in humility?"
"No, I want to fight you!" Mare Do well explains as she jumps up, trying to hit Rainbow. "Look, I did some thinking of how my friends and I did to you back then."
"What? Is that it? Look, I forgave you, it's over. Let's move on."
"Let's not. You must feel some resentment, right?"
Rainbow pauses to think this over then she comments, "Yeah, okay, I am still bitter and upset. But damn! I'm the Element of Loyalty for Celestia's sake! I wouldn't fight you!"
"But we still feel bad about this so the only way this can be settled is with a fight...that way, you can let some aggression out and we can feel better." Mare Do Well adds to her friend, then points a hoof. "Plus, our fans are here and we don't wanna disappoint them."
Rainbow saw a group of ponies nearby, cheering on. Scootaloo called out, "Come on, Rainbow! You can do it!"
"Beat her, Mare Do Well!" Snips and Snails call out.
Most of the fans are either supporting Mare Do Well or Rainbow. The Pegasus pony pauses then smirks a bit. These ponies came to see a fight? They will get one!
"All right, you want a fight? You got one! No weapons, no magic, just some hooves!" Rainbow exclaims, getting into a fighting pose. "Let's do this!"
"Let's," Mare Do Well exclaims, getting into a fighting position as well.
FIGHT!
Rainbow flew in, hitting Mare Do Well a few times. She then moves around and jumps down, kicking her opponent down. As the fans cheer on, Mare Do Well performs a major combo then slugs Rainbow into the bushes.
Rainbow got up, snorts, then she speeds around her opponent before knocking her to the ground.
"Gotta admit, egghead, for an Alicorn, you sure are slow!" Rainbow taunts a bit. Suddenly Mare Do Well teleports behind Rainbow then hits her down. "Hey! We agreed to no magic!"
"No magic to HURT, not to teleport or dodge!" Mare Do Well explains clearly to Rainbow. "That's a loophole!"
"Ooooh, you're good."
Rainbow and Mare Do Well took the skies, slamming each other while trying to knock one another to the ground. The Mare Do Well fans cringes a bit, the no magic rule is going to cost her. Mare Do Well manages to hide in the clouds. She looks around.
"Where are you?" Mare Do Well asks Rainbow puzzled.
Suddenly Rainbow appears in the cloud and hits it a few times, causing thunder and lightning to appear. Mare Do Well yelps as she fell down to the ground, landing. Rainbow smirks as she flew down, knocking her opponent into a tree.
"Oh yeah; I'm awesome!' Rainbow exclaims with a laugh. Mare Do Well just glares. "Oh right, humility. Almost forgot."
"Yeah? You also forgot this!" Mare Do Well exclaims as she teleports away.
Rainbow didn't waste time in looking around. The princess/superhero can't do magic (except to dodge/teleport) so she can't fire magic attacks. The Pegasus Pony looks around, preparing for any counter attack. Though without access to her offensive magic, what else can Mare Do Well do?
Just then Mare Do Well appears, charging in and pounding her opponent. Rainbow pounds right back, getting the upper hoof. She yelps as Mare Do Well slugs her in the face, causing her to fly back. The masked hero flew in, but Rainbow quickly flew up quickly, causing her opponent to chase her.
The crowd down below watches a bit...then they cringe as something in the sky explodes. Rainbow has performed the Buccaneer Blaze, a move so powerful, it can't be seen on camera. When all is clear, both ponies fell to the ground...with the Mare Do Well knocked out and Rainbow landing.
"Wow; that was something." Rainbow remarks with a shrug, smiling though she looks concerned. "You okay, Mare Do Well?"
Mare Do Well got up, removing her mask to reveal herself to be Twilight. She grins, saying, "It's okay. The truth be told, I allowed you to win to make up for the humility of before. Now we're even."
The crowd cheers on. They apparently don't care if Twilight is the Mare Do Well or not. That was a great match! Scootaloo and some Rainbow fans run over to congratulate her. The Pegasus pony couldn't help but smile. That was...good.
"You're an egghead, Mare Do Well...just not that good a hero." Rainbow boasts a bit.
Rarity was rushing through Canterlot as best as she could with the dresses in tow. Sapphire Shores, one of her most important clients, had ordered these. The white unicorn barely got through a Council of Friendship meeting and is late. Fortunately, Rarity made sure to bring in any forth of detail.
"Sapphire, Sapphire!" Rarity calls as she comes into the building that belongs to Sapphire who is practicing with her co-workers. The pop star looks surprised as Rarity came in with the clothes. "I do apologize for being late. Circumstances had not been in my favor today. But you will be happy to know that I brought the clothes you ordered."
"Huh? Rarity?" Sapphire asks a bit confused. "But your partner told me you weren't going to make it."
"Eh, partner? I don't got one."
"Oh, I must've imagined it. Didn't you say you were, Miss Polomare?"
Rarity gasps in shock as Suri Polomare, the same Earth Pony who dared copied her line and passed it off on her own, appears from behind a changing curtain. She smirks while saying, "I still am. And I did most of the work. She just sat on her lazy ass and did nothing. Got to admit though, everything she did was my nothing."
"That's not you! I've never worked with you, you brute!" Rarity exclaims furiously as she stomps right up to Suri. "You copied off my work and even lied to keep me from my award back in Manehattan! Didn't she tell you that, Sapphire?"
"Well, no...but she told me because she didn't show up, you claim it on her behalf." Sapphire explains bewildered. Hearing this pisses Rarity off. Now this wicked mare claims that she won an award that Rarity actually won and claims that the white unicorn did so on her behalf?!
"Oh, wow. You must be a sore loser and a bad loser." Suri comments in amusement. "But I am not surprise. You are bad enough just like your poor excuse of friends...and your blank flank of a sister."
"Oh...it is ON!" Rarity exclaims in fury. No one, NO ONE makes fun of her friends and sister!
With a karate yell, Rarity jumps up and high kicks Suri right out a door. The unicorn follows as the conflict goes out into the street.
"Miss Shores! Shouldn't we interfere?!" One of Sapphire's models ask in alarm, watching the incident as Suri got back up, snoring and preparing to fight.
"Wait, no. Let's not! This could be interesting!" Sapphire exclaims with a smirk as she and her workers watch Rarity and Suri square off.
FIGHT!
Rarity and Suri yells as they charge at each other, pouncing each other like mad. The unicorn fires her magic at Suri, knocking her back. Rarity charges at her, only for Suri to move out of the way in time.
Suri grabs a hose from a glass case and squirt water onto Rarity, causing her to scream, "My Mane!"
Suri smirks wickedly as she jumps in and hits Rarity a few times, then back kicks her into a sewer hole. The Earth Pony jumps in after her. The two begins hitting one another, trying to outdo one another.
As Suri grabs Rarity's head and slam her into the water, she grabs some sewer worker tools which is left behind, grabbing a wrench and hits her opponent with it. Suri gasps as blood came from her forehead.
"Normally I am not a fighter, I'm into fashion...BUT I AM WILLING TO FIGHT DIRTY AND DAMN BLOODY IF I HAVE TO!" Rarity screams at Suri as she pounds her a few times.
Suri grabs another toll and fights off Rarity with it. The two mares square off with weapons, while Suri scratches Rarity's side with her tool. The white unicorn snorts then uses her magic to knock her opponent out of the sewer, causing both fighters to lose their weapons. She jumps out of the same sewer, then kicks down Suri. Upon hitting the street level, the two mares punch and hit one another like mad as ponies stares on from the sidelines.
The battle goes right onto a bridge as they fell off, landing on top of a bus that is passing by. Suri knocks Rarity down, then pounds her with her hooves a few times, but Rarity roll her over, pounding the Earth Pony with her head. Rarity screams as Suri pulls on her mane hard.
Rarity jumps back, causing Suri to rip off a part of her mane. The ripoff designer smirks while asking, "Not much without your pain, is it?"
"Oh, Rarity is PISSED!" Rarity exclaims furiously. No one messes with her mane!
Rarity screeches as she pounces at Suri. Both fighters fell off the top of the bus, falling through an air.
In an office building, some employees were working...until both mares crashes through a nearby building. The ponies yelp and move out of the way as Rarity and Suri slugs it out, ending up in the lunch room. Suri grabs a knife and slashes at Rarity, causing her to scream.
But Rarity, recovering, uses her magic to knock Suri right onto a line that the employees used to put their trays on while getting their meals. With a roar, the white unicorn slides her opponent down it, knocking Suri right into a cash register, along with some food.
"Okay, that would be the oats, some applesauce, and the Earth Pony." The cash register said boredly as he checks to see what is on the line. "That would be 10.50 bits."
Suri got up then tackles Rarity right through the snacks area. Both fighters end up in the kitchen, right near a stove. Suri turns a burner on then prepares to push her opponent right onto it in hopes to burn the white unicorn, grinning madly. Rarity struggles with her opponent. She isn't losing to this brat!
Rarity spits in Suri's face making her yelp and back off. As the Earth Pony recovers, Rarity uses her magic to levitate some pots and pans. She then send them crashing onto Suri, knocking her to the floor.
Rarity grabs a boiling pot full of hot water then threw the stuff onto Suri as she got back up. As the Earth Pony screams in pain, Rarity pounds her head with the pot, knocking her back to the floor. The white unicorn screams in fury as she pounds her opponent onto the head hard with her weapon, causing blood to come out hard.
Finally, Suri stops moving, falling unconscious. Rarity breathes in and out then throw the pot away. Suri is out cold.
Rarity leaves, mumbling, "Never mind with a lady's mane." The white unicorn leaves Suri, on the floor and in her own blood.
A while later, Rarity returns to Sapphire Shores's building, breathing in and out. The pop star can tell that the white unicorn has an intense battle; One Tartarus of one.
"I take it she isn't your partner, is she?" Sapphire asks Rarity curiously.
"No..." Rarity said with a sigh, breathing in. The white unicorn then goes back to normal business mode, "Now then, on to business?"
At the Land of Ma's Arena, Strikespell wielded both Dual Sword as he prepared to fight with his enemies. He spotted familiar brown stallion coming up the stairs, much to her amusement.
Strikespell chuckles as Ben came over, "Well, well... If it isn't illegitimate son of Celestia."
Ben groaned, "Illegitimate? Really? I'm her son you know."
Strikespell huffed at this, "True... But your mother just love to hide secrets, even your birth rights. That's why you're considered illegitimate, unlike my half-sister Iris Crystal. She's legitimate."
Ben groaned in irritation, why must he put up with this, "In case, you've forgotten. She's my half-sister. But unlike you, I'm proud to call her sister than 'step' or 'half'."
Strikespell huffed at Ben's current comment, "Just don't try to disappoint me. You and I have fought for some times. And in the end, I've won on the battlefield easily."
"Not this time..."
The Equestrian Ponies and Mystic Ponies sat in some seats quickly, preparing for this match to begin. They are anxious and interested to see who will win this fight, especially Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends who are supporting Ben.
"Strikespell, Ben... Today is the Heir's Challenge. It is time to see why you both are considered the Heir of Your Kingdom. But remember, this is neither a battle nor a competition. This is the test of skills, wisdom, courage and power." Azure explains as he sat in the platform with his former wife and still friend Celestia. "Celestia and I shall be the judge of whom shall be the winner."
"Assistants shall not be required. Use whatever you have to win the battle." Celestia explains calmly. Nodding to her son, she added, "Ben, be strong. You don't have to prove yourself as the better warrior because you are."
"Don't worry, mom. I'll be fine." Ben assures his mother, preparing himself for anything.
"Strikespell, I have no doubt that you can win the fight due to your training. But do not underestimate him. He can be a tough opponent." Azure said to his own heir calmly.
"Rest Assure, father. I can handle it. I will never lose to the likes of him. I've always win." Strikespell said confidentially, preparing to put Ben in his spot no matter what.
"Without any further a due, we shall begin the match! Begin!" Schemetrick calls out as a Mystic Pony hits a gong, signaling the beginning of the match.
Fight!
Strikespell quickly got his dual blades out and charges at Ben, slashing at him a few time. The heroes manage to block with his Master Sword quickly. Ben flies back and quickly fire his Gale Boomerang, hitting his opponent.
Strikespell quickly emits a glacial shockwaves, producing icicles in the grounds. Ben yelps as he put on the Pegasus boots, running to dodge them. Using the Roc's Feather, Ben jumps up, only for Strikespell to slash at him a few times.
"Wow! Just like Cao Pi in Dynasty Warriors 8!" Pinkie exclaims happily making her friends roll their eyes at this.
Ben fell to the ground, jumping back up and moving back. Strikespell fires a ball of ice at Ben, only for the Earth Pony to use his Mirror Shield to absorb the attack. Strikespell frowns and does this a few more times. Ben's Mirror Shield is fully charged to the point that he fire black a blast beam back at his opponent, dazing him.
Ben jumps in, using his Megaton Hammer to hit Strikespell a few times before his opponent quickly knocks him back. Strikespell summons a rain of icicles to hail down at Ben, hitting him a few times. As Ben recovers, the heir of the Phoenix Kingdom quickly kicks him to the platform.
"I must confess, you were able to keep your ground so far." Strikespell said while waiting for Ben to get back up. "But I still got the advantage right here. Frozen Strike Blade!"
Strikespell placed his sword down hard in summoning ice in freezing Ben up. He then swung his Twin Phoenix Prince Swords at him from both sides. Ben got pushed back, landing on the ground hard.
"Not even fit to share a battlefield with me." Strikespell said, shaking his head. He comes on over while speaking, "As I had said before, I've always win. You..."
Suddenly Ben uses his Clawshots to grab Strikespell by the feet and knock him to the ground. Ben quickly got up and fires a Bomb Arrow, which explodes, knocking the opponent on impact.
"Hey, you cheated!" Strikespell protests as he got back up to his feet in shock.
"Hey, something I've learned from dear old dad: pirate's son." Ben taunts Strikespell. The stallion has let Strikespell uses his own arrogance. "Victory Triforce Strike!"
Ben glowed in golden while holding both the Master Sword and the Razor Sword up as they were charging up. He flew up to the sky and charged straight down at Strikespell. Ben launched a massive strikes and attacks Strikespell for a few times. Ben fall back and charged straight pass Strikespell. Ben sheathed his both swords, causing Strikespell to yelp painfully before falling down.
"Now, that's what I'm talking about." Ben said in triumph, holding a hoof up. The same Mystic Pony hits the gong, ending the match. Ben turned and approached Strikespell. "I can't believe it... I did it! I really did it! Oh yeah! Who's the pony?! I'm the pony!"
Strikespell panted as he got up back, looking stunned by his defeat, "Im-Impossible! How could I lose to a son of filthy pirate?! How can I?! I'm the warrior and Prince of the Phoenix Kingdom! I cannot lose to someone like you!"
"What can I say? Having friends like Twilight, Flash and others makes you stronger than you could imagine. You really need to make some friends and trust them. Officers are one thing, but did you make them friends?"
"Hmm... Perhaps, you're right. I was so focused on my training and battlefield. I'm impressed, Ben. It looks this is your first time victory. Your sister would have been proud of you."
Ben smiled while correcting Strikespell, "Our sister, Strikespell. We maybe have different fathers and mothers, even having a half-sister or step-brother, we're still a family.:
Strikespell smiled, speaking in agreement, "Perhaps. But Congratulation, Ben. You've prove yourself as Celestia's Heir."
"But you also did. You are Azure's Heir too."
Ben helped Strikespell up and shook the latter's hoof.
It was another day in Ponyville as ponies are gathering in front of a familiar carriage. Trixie is there showing off...again. She is performing a magic trick for the crowd who is used to what she does by now.
"And now, the Great and Powerful Trixie will perform a trick for you all!" Trixie exclaims to the (likely) bored crowd. "With a couple of magic words, she will make something appear out of thin air! Alazabra..."
Suddenly a screech is heard as some water bombs are tossed at the ponies. They scream and run off in alarm, much to Trixie's shock and annoyance. Who dares went and ruin Trixie's show?!
Gilda, the culprit, laughs as she lands nearby, "Man, what a couple of lame ponies! Oh, how I love to see them run!"
"Hey! How dare you ruined Trixie's show," Trixie exclaims furiously as she steps off the stage to confront the attacker. "Trixie was going to make something appear...which isn't you!"
"So what are you going to do, lame pony? Bore me to death with your ego talk? I've heard what you did!"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie will make you disappear!"
Trixie fires a blast at Gilda who dodges it quickly. The griffin, pissed, snaps, "All right, you want a fight? You got it!"
FIGHT!
Gilda flew in, slashing Trixie a few time with her talons. As the griffin flew up laughing arrogantly, Trixie quickly uses her magic to send in fireworks at her opponents. Gilda yelps as she got knocked to the ground hard.
Trixie quickly gallops over and hits her a few times with her back hooves, then send in some magic blasts. Gilda flew back, looking angry. She flew right at her opponent but Trixie quickly seem to have disappear in smoke...
In reality, Trixie gallops back to her stage, summoning a cannon and fires right at Gilda. The griffin, caught off guard, yelps as a cannonball hits her, sending the griffin through a couple of walls. Trixie smirks arrogantly. Looks like this fight is...
Gilda however flew back, grabbing Trixie and punch her a few times, then slams her around. The griffin then kicks Trixie to a wall. As the unicorn comes over, Gilda flew in and slashes the mare across her face. Trixie screams in pain due to the scratches on her face. That really hurts!
"Ha! Shows how lame you ponies are!" Gilda exclaims with a mad laugh as she stood back, taunting at Trixie's pain. "'Great and Powerful Trixie', more like 'Lame and Pathetic'."
Trixie glares as she looks around, making sure that no one is watching. The mare spoke up, "Trixie doesn't wish to do this...but Trixie must to win!"
An explosion occurs, making Gilda yelps as she jump back. To her shock, Trixie turns into her Alicorn alter ego Trix Lulamoon!
"What the buck?!" Gilda exclaims in shock and confusion at what happened just now.
Trix flew up and hits Gilda with a death ray, knocking the griffin back. Upon landing, the Alicorn flew over and smack Gilda a few times then slams her to the ground, causing blood to come out of her opponent. Gilda coughs up blood, looking confused.
"No fair...I didn't know you would..." Gilda begins to protest, getting a bit weak.
"Shut it and die!" Trix exclaims as she uses her magic to snap off a sharp pole.
Trix send the pole right at Gilda Before the griffin would try to make break for it, the weapon went through her, impaling Gilda right through. Soon the attacker is now sticking to the ground like a barbarian who stuck a kill there after slaying it.
Trix transforms back into Trixie who begins recovering from the fight. Looking at the corpse of Gilda, the unicorn sneers while commenting in her usual arrogant way, "Was there any doubt?"
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Trixie!!!
Coming up next time...Twilight Sparkle vs. Sunset Shimmer!
It was nighttime at the Canterlot High outdoor auditorium. The event that shook the school involving the Rainbooms vs. the Dazzlings is over. The world is saved and the Dazzlings are defeated. Things are turning out slowly now. Twilight, back to her normal human form, sat on the stage, looking at the stars. Tomorrow, she, Spike, Ben, Nyx, Phobos, Megan, Tough and Omega are heading back home, but for now, some peace and quiet.
"Hey there." A familiar voice spoke as Sunset appears, coming over to Twilight.
"Oh hey, Sunset." Twilight said as Sunset sat down next to her. "Glad that things are back to normal."
"Yeah, and everyone is teaching me better now...slowly but it's getting there."
"Glad to hear that. I hope you will do much better now."
Sunset pauses as she hesitates a bit. The girl then spoke up, "Hey listen, Twilight, better you go...I got a request to make."
"Sure, what is it?" Twilight ask Sunset, pondering what the request will be.
"I want to fight you."
"What? Fight me? Why?"
Sunset sighs as she explains, "I just want a friendly sparring before you head back home. Not a grudge match or to see who's better. That way, no matter who wins, there will be no hard feelings between us."
Twilight pauses then smiles as she got up, speaking, "Well, I could use some practice in this human form...all right. Just no magic involved."
"Why bother? We don't have any magic without the magic anyway!"
Twilight got into position as Sunset took her coat off, both fighters are ready as their friends and loved ones came in, seeing this.
"What are they doing?" Rainbow ask the others puzzled.
"Looks like they're sparring." Applejack said in observation, looking concerned. Are those two going at it to see whose Celestia's better student?
“Oh dear. Are they fighting again?” Fluttershy ask, getting worried.
"Just a friendly spar." Ben assures the others with a chuckle, involving the human form of his mother. "Sunset is reformed after all, so this could be fun to watch."
"Yay! Let's watch!" Pinkie giggles as the others stood around, watching.
The two girls saw everyone else watching, waiting for the fight to begin. Principal Celestia spoke out, "If this going to be a friendly spar, then let it be a clean one, girls!"
"Begin!" Vice-Principal Luna orders as the fight finally begins.
Fight!
Sunset rushes in and punches Twilight a few times. The girl blocks but got kicked down to the stage floor. Twilight jumps up as Sunset almost stomps on her. Twilight frowns as she kicks Sunset in the chest, knocking her across the stage. The others cringes as Twilight charges in, punching her opponent.
Sunset got up and grabs Twilight, struggling with her. The audience watch on in amazement. So far, this fight appears to be fair.
Suddenly both girls flashes as everyone covers their eyes. When all is clear, they saw that both girls are their pony hybrid selves once more.
"What the hay?" Nyx ask confused yet amazement. "I thought that only happens when music is involved."
"I guess friendly sparring counts as well." Spike explains with a shrug.
"Well, if this must be a friendly spar, let's forgo the no magic rule, okay?" Twilight ask Sunset with a shrug. It's obvious that the girl still don't know anything about normal human fighting.
"May as well. I work better with magic anyway." Sunset said in agreement with her friends.
Sunset fires magic blasts at Twilight who took to the sky. The former frowns at the Alicorn Hybrid as she jumps up, manages to knock Twilight out of the sky. The princess back kicks her opponent off, using magic to grab Sunset, slamming her a few times before letting go. This is supposed to be a clean fight after all.
Sunset in concern begins using magic to throw stuff at Twilight but the mare blocks them with her shield. But she got careless at one point and got hit in the gut.
"Sorry!" Sunset apologizes as she rushes over and kicks Twilight, knocking her down. "Again, sorry!"
"You're forgiven!" Twilight calls out as she uses her magic to throw energy shots at Sunset, hitting her before punching her back.
Sunset recovers as she stood in front of Twilight, exhausted. The audience watches on as the two girls charge at each other, ready to give it all they got. Both of them connect and...
A slam echoes throughout the area as both girls hit each other. Twilight and Sunset ends up stopping after running past each other. A pause as everyone is wondering who won...until Sunset groans as she fell to the floor, unconscious.
"A winner!" Ben calls out as everyone got to the stage. He helps his girlfriend up a bit. "You okay, Twilight?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." Twilight said as she changes back to normal. "Wow, didn't think this would happen?"
Rarity and Fluttershy helps Sunset up as the white girl smiles, speaking, "I think you did very well in giving it your all, darling."
"Thanks." Sunset said with a smile. She came over to Twilight and held out her hand. "Good match, Twilight."
Twilight pauses then smirks as she shakes Sunset's hand, saying, "Same to you."
"Next time, have your spars outside the auditorium please." Luna said in frustration to the girls. Everyone laughs at that.
It's a hot time in the old Tartarus tonight...if you can call it hot. The villains to outwit all villains, Grimmore, is sitting on his throne, making future plans, preparing on figuring on what to do to next, to disprove his enemies' facts about him.
But then the Dark Elf looks up as something teleports in...an old "friend" of his. Strange. Dark Curse would never show up here.
"Oh, Dark Curse... I didn't realize you have come to visit me. I thought you had hated me so you wouldn't dare to come and see me." Grimmore said in amusement, but kept his guard up. Something isn't right here.
Dark Curse launched his Dark Terror Beam at Grimmore's face. Ji-Ga-No gasps, "What's the matter of this treachery?!"
"Oh hell, he attacked the boss, mon!" Captain Dread groans a bit in worry.
"What the hell are you doing?! You dare attack me?! You dare attack the Demon God?!" Grimmore demands furiously. Dark Curse blasted his Dark Balls at him again. He growled in anger. "Very well... It looks like you prefer the hard way. I'm pleased to destroy you! I'll teach you a lesson now, you little piece of s**t!"
Fight!
Grimmore launched his Hellfire Balls at Dark Curse who disappeared from sights while dodging the attacks from him for a few times. Grimmore stomped his foot on the ground in summoning a Tartarus Earth Strike in shaking and knocking Dark Curse straight to the walls.
Grimmore took his Demon King Sword out as he prepared to finish him off. He stopped like he was being frozen, and for a good reason. Dark Curse disappeared from sights then appeared before Grimmore. Dark Curse launched his Dark Terror Beam on him on every sides of the Dark Elf for a few times.
Grimmore growled in anger as his body glowed in darkness. He then roared in anger as the Demon God unleashed the Terror Destroyer Beams from the ground in striking and attacking Dark Curse who disappeared and appeared from one place to another while firing his Dark Balls, Dark Arrows and Thousands Sword of Shadows at him.
Grimmore held his hand up in summoning the powerful shield in blocking before shot them back at Dark Curse. Dark Curse was about to dodge and jump but was stabbed to the walls hard.
Grimmore smirked darkly as he prepared to finish Dark Curse off. When Grimmore approached, Dark Curse's body turned into clay and disappeared from sight. Grimmore gasped in shock then growled in anger. Something is not right here! He turned and found another Dark Curse charged in as the latter launched multiple punches and kicks while dodging and avoiding the attacks from Grimmore's attacks.
Each time Grimmore attacked, Dark Curse dodged and avoided before attacking him with his Dark Balls, Dark Arrows and Dark Elements. Grimmore growled in anger as he launched his powerful Ragnorak Beam at Dark Curse who blocked the attacks for ae moment.
Dark Curse fired his Ragnorak Beam back at Grimmore's Ragnorak Beam as they both sides clashed at each other. In the aftermath, Grimmore's Ragnorak Beam fired back and shot straight at Dark Curse into oblivion.
Grimmore sighed, "He escaped..."
"Escape?! How?! He was blast into oblivion!" Ji-Ga-No gasps in shock and alarm.
"No... He was there but escaped at the same time..."
"What is that stupid Dark Mystic Pony up to?! When I see his face, I'll tear him apart!"
Grimmoe held up his hand, saying, "Leave him for now... Whatever he was planning, it will be to our advantage to destroy our enemies. For now, we watch and see how the event goes..."
"But milord-! Why not finish him off?!" Ji-Ga-No exclaims in frustration.
"There's something... different about him... He's not the same rival I used to fight. I can't sense his future. He must be up to something." Grimmore snickered as he continues, "Whatever it was, I'm always the victor. Nothing can defeat me."
Ji-Ga-No chuckled in agreement, "Yes, my lord! Nothing can! Wait! What's that?!"
BOOM! Tartarus's ceilings and building blown up to pieces while Grimmore's Army screamed in fear and went panicked upon being attacked and invaded. They all quickly headed off before they got themselves killed.
Ji-Ga-No roared in fury, "I hate that Dark Mystic Pony!" Dark Curse must've done this to pissed Grimmore off.
"Don't worry... He will pay as soon as all of the Realms belong to me... They will be reminded again..." Grimmore said darkly to Ji-Ga-No. Dark Curse thinks he got the upper hoof? Think again!
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Dark Curse returned to his home as he sat down on his Throne Chair. He saw his Demon Generals and Minions standing before him, waiting for the results of his fight with Grimmore.
Kishin Akuma asks Dark Curse in concern, "My liege, are you alright? Have that Demon God tried to kill me?"
"Hardly... My powers are coming back as I had hope for a long time..." Dark Curse said with a cruel chuckle.
Shredkiller chuckled, "This means - You're getting stronger and powerful than before, my master."
"Yes... My true form may have been trapped, but it doesn't mean that I've been weakened and defeated easily. After all, this was just a test subject. That traitor will see how powerful I truly can be..."
"Hey, look what I found!" Tech exclaims as he comes in with a present labeled from Grimmore. "The Dark Elf send us a present! He must really..."
"NO, YOU FOOL!" Dark Curse gasps in horror as he realizes what's about to happen. "Get that the hell away from before..."
Suddenly as Tech opens it, an explosion occurred. When all is clear, everyone in the room is covered...in banana cream stuff! Dark Curse frowns as he saw a silly Grimmore lookalike spring toy with a sign labeled "Never Try to One up A Demon God".
"By the gods, I hate him." Dark Curse said bitterly. Even when the Dark Mystic Pony escaped, Grimmore always find a way to get at him.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Grimmore!!!
Coming up next time...Goiden Heart vs. Queen Chrysalis!
Golden Heart flew as fast as he can, heading to Canterlot. He has gotten word from Princess Chrysalis that a familiar enemy from Equestria's past is attacking. The Alicorn flew in as fast as he could to help out.
Upon arrival, the Alicorn gasps as he saw Changelings, enemies who tried to take control of Equestria! It didn't take long for him to figure out who's responsible for this.
"Chrysalis!" Golden Heart mumbles as he flies in quickly. The hero of Equestria heads over to the palace, coming in through a window. "Chrysalis, are you...?"
Golden Heart yelps as he got zapped by a magic spell, sending him crashing to the floor. The Alicorn is okay but is a bit weakened. As he got up, Golden Heart hears laughing, looking up to see Chrysalis standing near the Alicorn princesses, AKA Celestia, Luna and Twilight, trapped in green goo.
"Like my new spell?" Chrysalis taunts Golden Heart. "Allow me to weaken Alicorns into little puppies. I had used it to capture these three and now, you're mine."
"Over my dead body, Chrysalis!" Golden Heart exclaims, preparing to fight. His powers may be weakened, but that doesn't mean he's giving up so easily.
"That is easier to do than said!"
FIGHT!
Chrysalis slashes him, hitting Golden Heart a few times then knocking him to the floor. That spell has weaken him a bit. But as Chrysalis pounces at the Alicorn, Golden Heart grabs the villainess and knocks her towards the balcony outside. As she got back up, the Alicorn charges at his opponent and knocks both of themselves off the edge.
The two hit and pound each other a few times before slamming to the ground then getting up. Golden Heart hits Chrysalis with a few blasts, but Chrysalis changes into Twilight, trapping her opponent with a few spells then slamming him onto a wall a few time. She changes into Rainbow, spinning Golden Heart into a tornado then flying up, slamming the hero to the floor.
Chrysalis laughs cruelly as she changes back, "Looks like Golden Heart is weak, compared to his psycho of a ki..."
Chrysalis was interrupted as Golden Heart flies in, stabbing her with his horn. After moving back, some blood came out of her, causing the Changeling to scream in pain.
"Never insult Pinkamena in front of me." Golden Heart said sternly.
Golden Heart levitates some stuff and smashes Chrysalis with them a few times then flies in, pounding his opponent a few times. The Changeling yelps as the Alicorn rams into her, smashing the villainess through a few walls of a nearby building. Once they got to the other side, Chrysalis recovers and fires goo, trapping her opponent in place.
Chrysalis turns into Celestia and flew up, zapping Golden Heart with a laser blast, knocking him down. As she flew down in an attempt to finish him up, the hero manages to break free and hits her with his back feet before ramming into her through the walls of another building.
On the other side, Chrysalis groans trying to recover. She fires a huge blast at Golden Heart, knocking him into a pillar. The Alicorn slams into it...and notices that the thing is going to break.
"It's over, Golden Heart, die!" Chrysalis roars as she prepares to charge in.
Golden Heart however looks determined as he bucks the pillar hard, causing it to break and fall forward. The Alicorn moves out of the way in time...
Chrysalis of course wasn't so lucky. She looks up and yelps but didn't move as the pillar lands on her, crushing the Changeling like one huge bug. Golden Heart cringes a bit as he looks at the remains.
"Well, Pinkamena will never believe THIS one." Golden Heart remarks with a delightful chuckle. He then flew back to the palace. He got some princesses to save and hopefully the spell of Chrysalis's would wore off by now.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Golden Heart!!!
Coming up next time...the Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 1: King Sombra vs. Tirek!
Episode 8: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 1: King Sombra vs. Lord Tirek
Episode 8: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 1: King Sombra vs. Lord Tirek
The wastelands of Equestria is quiet...too quiet. No pony would even think of going out here all by him or herself. So there doesn't seem to be anything around...
All but a bunch of smoke that is forming nearby, transforming into a certain uniform villain of the past, the former ruler of the Crystal Empire, King Sombra. The villain scowls furiously. He can't believe that he lost his empire again...and this time to a small Dragon and to a pink Alicorn of all things! Despite the defeat last time, King Sombra was able to reform, still powerful.
King Sombra begins working on an idea of getting revenge as well as recovering his lost empire. But then the villain hears the sound of flight coming, turning as some creature, half man, half horse appears, stomping in front of him. And he is huge and bad ass.
The newcomer, Lord Tirek, looks down at Sombra, smirks wickedly while saying, "Well, well, a unicorn that I've missed. You look powerful enough to absorb before I go after the Alicorns! All of Equestria will belong to Tirek."
Tirek shoots a beam at his would-be victim but Sombra moves in time via his shadow form. Upon changing to normal, the unicorn snaps, "No one absorbs Sombra."
"So, wish to fight? Very well. Your death will be quick!"
Fight!
Tirek charges in, throwing fists at Sombra who moves to dodges. He then brings in black crystals and send them flying at the centaur who blocks with an energy shield. Sombra turns into his shadow form and flew around Tirek, changing to normal. When the villain turns, Sombra hits him various time and back kicks him hard.
Tirek snarls as he grabs his opponent throwing him against a tree. As Sombra tries to recover, Tirek charges in and head butts the unicorn, kicking him down. Sombra quickly fires a nasty spell at Tirek, hitting him right in the eyes. Hopefully his nightmare spell can distract this fool.
But to his surprise, Tirek laughs cruelly. The spell didn't work. The evil centaur remarks, "If you wish to scare me, I doubt it. I have already conquer my nightmares long ago."
"Very well, then your death will be your nightmare indeed." Sombra snarls, growing big and then threw in his crystal time. He will turn Tirek into crystal into in no time.
Tirek however surprisingly disappears. Sombra looks shock as he saw more Tireks appearing, laughing as if taunting him. What the Tartarus?! The unicorn king in fury threw in a lot of blasts, wiping out each Tirek. He must wipe out the real one eventually!
When all is clear, all the Tireks is gone. Sombra breaths in and out. He usually this powerful with his horn but with it gone...at least the unicorn king was able to destroy Tirek, right?
Suddenly a huge blast knocks Sombra down. He screams in pain as the real Tirek appears, stomping on his foe a few times before slashing him, causing the villain to scream as blood came out. Tirek smirks as he grabs one of Sombra's forelegs...and rips it off causing more blood to come out. The former ruler of the Crystal Empire screams in agony before the centaur hits him in the mouth, shutting Sombra up.
Tirek smirks wickedly as he lifts his wounded opponent up, taunting, "You have been a worthy opponent, but now..."
King Sombra however fires a blast from his mouth, causing Tirek to let go. The unicorn jumps up, hitting the monster from Tartarus a few times, then biting his arm. Tirek screams then knocks Sombra off. He snaps his fingers and send down spears, slashing the unicorn a few times.
Sombra groans as Tirek grabs him once more then fires his beam once more, causing the unicorn to gasp as all his magic is disappearing. The unicorn king is now a weakened, magicless mess, with his cutie mark now gone.
With Sombra's magic absorbed, Tirek threw his opponent to the ground then smirks as he proceeds in stomping on the unicorn's neck and breaking it, ending his life once and for all.
"That was brutal, but fine for me." Tirek remarks with a cruel grin as he continues his assault on Equestria.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Lord Tirek!!!
Coming up next time...the Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 2: The Sirens vs. Nightmare Moon!
Episode 9: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 2: The Sirens vs. Nightmare Moon
Episode 9: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Round 2: Nightmare Moon vs. The Sirens
An unknown sinister voice chuckles as he looks at the results of the previous fights between Lord Tirek and King Sombra. Somehow, he knew Tirek would win. And now...it's time to bring in the next match up...
The fiend raise a hand as the next part of the tournament begins...
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"Damn you, Celestia, damn you." Nightmare Moon groans furiously as she trots across the paths of the Moon. "You managed to hold us back...AGAIN!"
Nightmare Moon is upset that her plans to invade her sister's dreams and turn Equestria against her has failed. Well, no matter, someday, the stars will align and...
"What's this?" Nightmare Moon ask as she saw something interesting: a portal that leads to somewhere. Perhaps this is her chance to escape, hopefully?
Nightmare Moon saw an opportunity when she sees one so the evil Alicorn goes through the portal...
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....and arrives at some sort of human world, in her form still. The Alicorn formerly known as Nightmare Moon looks alarmed at the sight of this weird place.
"This is not Equestria, what kind of trickery is this?!" The Mare in the Moon demands furiously. She then hears music from nearby. "And where's the music coming from?"
Nightmare Moon decides to investigate...perhaps it may of some help to her...
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The Sirens are delighted. Their plan is going along swell. They got the Equestria magic from Twilight and the Rainbooms, almost everyone at Canterlot High is in their control. And now....it's time for the show to begin.
They begin vocalizing while they are moving in style with their glowing gems on their pendants. As they were performing, everyone was watching this, unable to take their eyes off of them.
Adagio: Welcome to the show We’re here to let you know Our time is now
As of right now, as the Dazzlings sang, they smiled with a sneaky ambition while moving their arms in sync.
The Dazzlings: Your time is running out
the Dazzlings are vocalizing still as they held up their arms before…red aura rainbow waves are unleashed from them and their glowing gems.
Feel the wave of sound As it crashes down You can’t turn away We’ll make you wanna stay
The Dazzlings move the red waves down that acted like sound-waves, as it glimmered against the students before their eyes were…mesmerized completely. As the girls dance around, their gems glowed over them suddenly in a bright light.
We will be adored Tell us that you want us We won’t be ignored It’s time for our reward
Soon the Dazzlings rises up, glowing in red magic aura as it wraps around their bodies and glowing white eye sockets. Soon a transformation begins as the girls are in neon color lining, Sonata gets pony ears, Aura gets her ears and then a pony tail, and Adagio had them too as she remove her arms from her face and smiled off with wicked moments.
Now you need us Come and heed us Nothing can stop us now
As the Dazzlings sang, they are seen hovering together before their neon bodies begin to crack to unveil their transformed states; it’s like the Main Six’s transformation of pony-like ears & extended ponytails, but their wings are translucent bat-like wings. The girls were at full power and held up her arms in announcing that nothing could stop them now, as they are now at FULL Strength.
Suddenly the Dazzlings yelp as a bunch of lightning bolts zaps near them, cutting their song off. As they watch, a familiar Alicorn lands near them.
"My, my. Just a concert of such interest." Nightmare Moon said with an amused chuckle. "We hope you don't mind if we take over from here."
"Wow! An Alicorn!" Sonata exclaims stupid and amazed. "But I thought you change into a human when coming here."
Aria glares at her friend then snaps at the intruder, "Get lost, freak! This is our moment!"
"Right, and you ain't taking our moment of adorement away!" Adagio exclaims angrily at Nightmare Moon.
"Hmph! Just disrespect towards a Queen of Equestria!" Nightmare Moon exclaims as she stood her ground. "Perhaps some punishment is in order for all of thou."
"Bring it on!"
Fight!
The Dazzlings: What we have in store All we want and more We will break on through Now it’s time to finish you!
The Dazzlings began to sing their song, as it was starting to hypnotize the crowds in being under their spell now. As Adagio and her group sang that, her eyes glowed bright red.
At that moment, instruments are heard at this state, as the gems let off a strange sound wave. Adagio’s went from hers to Aria & Sonata, as they all glowed with red glowing eyes, then a bright redness flash around. Soon Adagio clutch her pendent, as something manifested from it, and took the form of an astral projection of her true Siren form. And she was joined by the true astral projection forms of Sonata and Aria as they hovered up before their enemies.
"You're kidding, you're kidding, right?" Nightmare Moon ask in amusement by this.
The evil Alicorn changes into a mist as the astral projections fires sound waves at her. The Sirens frowns as they try their best to attack Nightmare Moon...who stops at one location and fires lightning bolt, striking down the Sonata and Aria projections. Adagio growls as she charges against Nightmare Moon, clashing against her a few times.
The Sonata and Aria, recovered, projections charges at Nightmare Moon, hitting her a few time. The evil Alicorn hisses as she made her sword appear, slashing at her three opponents. How dare they try to surround her like this.
Nightmare Moon fires various blasts, knocking the Sirens projections back. The Dazzlings yelp as they felt the impact.
“WHAAAAA-aaaaahhh-aaaahhh….” Soon the astral Siren forms of Sonata & Aria appeared near Adagio and unleashed a trio sonic voice burst move. That power was pushing the Alicorn back to struggle hard as the Dazzlings are seen unleashing their power to their astral beings. “WHAAAAUHHH-Aaaauhhhh-Aaauhhhh….” They were increasing their power to fire more as the astral Siren forms were forcing the voices against the evil one.
"ENOUGH OF THIS FOALISHNESS!" Nightmare Moon roars as she fires a huge wave to hit the Siren projections. They scream as they were vaporated.
"Eeep." Sonata said nervously.
"Come on, best to get more forms before..." Adagio said to her pals in worry.
"...before we come and take you out of the picture." Nightmare Moon said as she appears near the Dazzlings. The three evil girls gasps as the Alicorn laughs cruelly while using her mane...to snatch the pendants right away from their necks.
They yelp as Nightmare Moon drops the pendant...and smashes them hard with force, breaking them with their power. Soon an explosion occurred, knocking the Dazzlings back.
As the Dazzlings recover, they are shocked to see their pendants destroyed...and their enemy is still there!
"Errr, you wouldn't hurt three little girls, would you?" Aria ask Nightmare Moon nervously as she trots forward.
Nightmare Moon then smirks and leans forward, whispering, "Boo."
The Dazzlings screams in terror as they run off in terror in defeat. Nightmare Moon laughs cruelly and looks at the audience who are still in their daze. Looks like the evil Alicorn got some...new subjects now. Perhaps...
Just then, Nightmare Moon hears more music, looking up to see the human version of Twilight and her friends, preparing for a song...this time against her!
"Hmph! This oughta be interesting." Nightmare Moon said bitterly.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Nightmare Moon!!!
Coming up next time...the Fiendship is Magic Tournament Finale: Lord Tirek vs. Nightmare Moon vs. Queen Chrysalis!
Episode 10: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Finale: Lord Tirek vs. Nightmare Moon vs. Queen Chrysalis
Episode 10: Fiendship is Magic Tournament Finale: Lord Tirek vs. Nightmare Moon vs. Queen Chrysalis
Previously on My Little Pony One Chapter Beat Down...
When all is clear, all the Tireks is gone. Sombra breaths in and out. He usually this powerful with his horn but with it gone...at least the unicorn king was able to destroy Tirek, right?
Suddenly a huge blast knocks Sombra down. He screams in pain as the real Tirek appears, stomping on his foe a few times before slashing him, causing the villain to scream as blood came out. Tirek smirks as he grabs one of Sombra's forelegs...and rips it off causing more blood to come out. The former ruler of the Crystal Empire screams in agony before the centaur hits him in the mouth, shutting Sombra up.
Tirek smirks wickedly as he lifts his wounded opponent up, taunting, "You have been a worthy opponent, but now..."
King Sombra however fires a blast from his mouth, causing Tirek to let go. The unicorn jumps up, hitting the monster from Tartarus a few times, then biting his arm. Tirek screams then knocks Sombra off. He snaps his fingers and send down spears, slashing the unicorn a few times.
Sombra groans as Tirek grabs him once more then fires his beam once more, causing the unicorn to gasp as all his magic is disappearing. The unicorn king is now a weakened, magicless mess, with his cutie mark now gone.
With Sombra's magic absorbed, Tirek threw his opponent to the ground then smirks as he proceeds in stomping on the unicorn's neck and breaking it, ending his life once and for all.
"That was brutal, but fine for me." Tirek remarks with a cruel grin as he continues his assault on Equestria.
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"ENOUGH OF THIS FOALISHNESS!" Nightmare Moon roars as she fires a huge wave to hit the Siren projections. They scream as they were evaporated.
"Eeep." Sonata said nervously.
"Come on, best to get more forms before..." Adagio said to her pals in worry.
"...before we come and take you out of the picture." Nightmare Moon said as she appears near the Dazzlings. The three evil Girls gasps as the Alicorn laughs cruelly while using her mane...to snatch the pendants right away from their necks.
They yelp as Nightmare Moon drops the pendants...and smashes them hard with force, stripping them of their power. Soon an explosion occurred, knocking the Dazzlings back.
As the Dazzlings recover, they are shocked to see their pendants destroyed...and their enemy is still there!
"Errr, you wouldn't hurt three little girls, would you?" Aria ask Nightmare Moon nervously as she trots forward.
Nightmare Moon then smirks and leans forward, whispering, "Boo."
The Dazzlings screams in terror as they run off in terror in defeat. Nightmare Moon laughs cruelly and looks at the audience who are still in their daze. Looks like the evil Alicorn got some...new subjects now. Perhaps...
Just then, Nightmare Moon hears more music, looking up to see the human version of Twilight and her friends, preparing for a song...this time against her!
"Hmph! This oughta be interesting." Nightmare Moon said bitterly as another fight is about to happen.
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"Hee, hee, hee!" The voice from the previous episode remarks with a smile at the victory. "That was fun, but now is the time for this to come to an end! Oh, I just enjoy a big finale!"
The figure then snaps his fingers as a portal each appears in the winners' worlds...along with one who hasn't participate in the tournament yet.
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Nightmare Moon looks startled as she finds herself in a barren wasteland. The Alicorn was about to face off against the Rainbooms when she ended up here.
"Where is this place?! What is going on?!" Nightmare Moon demands in anger and frustration.
"I don't know." A familiar voice spoke as Nightmare Moon turns to see Chrysalis nearby, glaring. "But you tell me, you she-demon."
"And who are thou to speak to the Queen of Equestria!"
"Ha ha ha! Nightmare Moon! Just another failure in the lines of fools! The Hive will make good use of your magic if no love."
Nightmare Moon looks pissed. How dare this bitch make that threat? Just then a stomp is heard as the two turn to see Lord Tirek.
"Lord Tirek!" Nightmare Moon exclaims in fury upon seeing an enemy of long ago.
"Let's skip the introductions." Lord Tirek said, crossing his arms. "And let's get to the fighting, shall we? You two will make good victims for my absorbing powers."
Fight!
Queen Chrysalis charges at Lord Tirek, hitting him a few times but the centaur grabs her and slams the Changeling to the ground. Nightmare Moon flew up and fires lightning blasts at her opponents. Tirek jumps back while Queen Chrysalis proceeds in getting zapped. In fury, Chrysalis changes into Celestia and flew up.
"Oh, thou has picked an easy target." Nightmare Moon mumbles as she flew at the transformed Chrysalis. The two slams into each other in the air, firing blasts.
Lord Tirek just stood there, holding his own arms as he waits for this little battle to resume its course. Queen Chrysalis fires a huge beam at her opponent, which Nightmare Moon blocks. The evil Changeling then teleports behind her opponent and kicks her, knocking the Alicorn to the ground.
As Chrysalis lands, she changes back then grabs Nightmare Moon, exclaiming, "I have defeated Celestia before! You are no different."
However, Nightmare Moon's wisp grabs her opponent by the neck, causing her to gasp. The evil one hisses, "NEVER...EVER...COMPARE US TO CELESTIA!"
Nightmare Moon slams Chrysalis around a few times then made her sword appears, slashing Chrysalis. She screams in while the enemy flew her to the ground. Before the Changeling could recover, Tirek fires a beam from an orange orb between his horns at Chrysalis. The evil Changeling screams as all her magic is absorbed until she is nothing more than a dry husk.
"Hmph! She was a weakling." Lord Tirek commands as Nightmare Moon flew up and stomps on the Changeling's neck, ending her life.
"Indeed. NOW FOR THE REAL FIGHT, MONSTER!" Nightmare Moon exclaims in fury.
Nightmare Moon flew at Tirek who grabs her and slams her through a bunch of rocks. The centaur charges in though his opponent recovers and flew up, sending in her Shadowbolts against him.
"Oh? Sending others to fight?" Tirek mocks as he fires blasts, destroying them. "Tartarus, I always knew you were a coward."
“WE ARE NOT A COWARD!" Nightmare Moon exclaims angrily.
"Hmph. Stop preferring yourself as more than just one, Nightmare Moon."
In fury, Nightmare Moon charges in. Both opponents hit and kick at each other with the Alicorn firing blasts. Lord Tirek made holographic image constructs, causing Nightmare Moon to fire at them in rage. As she is done, Nightmare Moon breathes in and out, looking around.
Nightmare Moon moves as Tirek almost stomps on her. The Mare in the Moon quickly fires a blast, trying to use the area's gravity against Lord Tirek. For a moment, it looks like it works as the centaur is struggling.
"And now, foolish monster, thou shall perish!" Nightmare Moon exclaims wickedly. "Tis night will belong to the darkness!"
Lord Tirek however smirks evilly then suckers punch Nightmare Moon in the body, causing her to gasp. As the Alicorn moves back, the monster from Tartarus grabs her, holding Nightmare Moon up.
"Can't be...you shouldn't be moving..." Nightmare Moon mumbles to Lord Tirek, stunned that her trick has failed.
"You got to learn in the villain game, my dear." Lord Tirek said with a cruel chuckle.
Lord Tirek then fires another beam, absorbing Nightmare Moon of all of her power. The Alicorn gasps as she soon transforms back into her true self: Princess Luna. Hell, even then, the good princess's powers is absorbed as well.
When Lord Tirek is done, the monster threw the unconscious Luna to the ground then laughs cruelly. Victory is his! All of Equestria will fall!
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Lord Tirek!!!
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"And thus, Lord Tirek has won, as expected." The mysterious voice said, sounding a bit disappointed. "Phooey! This tournament is boring!"
"Hey, Discord!" A familiar pink pony exclaims happily as she appears to the voice, Discord, startling him.
"Gah! Stop that! I was in the middle of something here!"
"Oooooh, whatcha doing?"
"Hosting a tournament between the bad guys of the Fiendship is Magic micro-series." Discord said with a deep frown. "Can you believe that I wasn't in it? I was once a villain too you know! I am jealous that Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis got their role in. Even Lord Tirek and Sombra got their chances. But the Sirens? They chose those brats over me?"
"Well, geez. If you're upset, why not do something about it?" Pinkie ask Discord happily. "Like get into a match, fight an opponent in a bonus fight where the winner fights the winner of your tournament!"
"Hmmm. Ha ha ha! Pinkie, you are a genius!"
"I know! Squee!"
Discord looks through the monitors, looking for an opponent to fight, another bad guy who didn't make it to this tournament. Now who shall he fight on short notice? It won't be like bringing the Smooze to the Gala this time.
Discord saw an image of a familiar unicorn from the Season 5 premiere, making him smirk in glee. Oh, too perfect.
Coming up next time...Discord vs. Starlight Glimmer!
Starlight Glimmer fumes, pissed as she trots through the caves of the mountains. The unicorn cannot believe what happened to her. She has a perfect society going, all the town ponies, under her hooves, no cutie marks, nothing. Everything was equal and perfect. Then Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends show up! Everything she worked for is ruined!
"When I can, and able to, I will get my revenge on them all." Starlight snarls furiously, looking pissed. "No one takes my equality society away and..."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah. Villains like you are sooooooo obvious." A voice remarks dryly. Starlight looks around in alarm, who is speaking? "Up here, Miss Amon Copy."
Starlight looks up and saw a smirking creature smirking as he hangs from the ceiling. The unicorn yelps as he falls off, landing in front of her.
"Who the buck are you?!" Starlight yells angrily at the creature. Is this what fate has done to her? Throw weirdoes at her to hit her while she's done?
"My name happens to Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, one of which isn't happy of what you tried to do to my poor friend Fluttershy and the others." Discord said to Starlight calmly. "BUT! That isn't the main reason, no. Let me get to the main picture. You see, not too long ago, IDW Publishing ran a comic book mini-series called "Fiendship is Magic", featuring the most nastiest of villains. But can you believe that I was excluded from it? Me! The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony who caused chaos and madness in the second season premiere! Even Princess Luna was in it and she was only a villain in the Season 1 premiere!"
Starlight blinks, a bit confused. Discord, noting this, adds, "Oh, right. You got no idea what I'm on about, do you? That is the kind of reactions Pinkie Pie would get whenever she breaks the fourth wall. Anyway, I did a little Fiendship is Magic tournament which Lord Tirek won in the end, but I am not satisfied. So out of the suggestion from Pinkie, I decided to enter a little battle myself...and with you, Miss "I Want To Equal the Tartarus out Of Everypony". You are a bad guy...and rather pathetic."
"Pathetic? You bucking ass!" Starlight Glimmer snarls as she got into a fighting position. "I will throw you into the dirt when I'm done with you!"
"Figures. And now, the announcer."
Fight!
Starlight fires her spell right at Discord who just smiles and not bothering trying to move. Although it connects...nothing seem to happen!
Discord taunt, "That 'Sameness Spell' of yours has no effect on non-ponies; I've got no Cutie Mark to mess with. And I'm not going to be stupid enough to let you trick me like I was with Tirek! Guess you're going to have to get down and dirty on this one, Glimmy."
"Fine, I will!" Starlight snarls furiously. Her big spell is out now.
Starlight jumps and hits Discord a few times...he just stood there, yawning while the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony got hit a few times. Is this the best villain that Season 5 came up with?
Starlight, snorting, fires blasts at some spikes from the ceiling, knocking Discord down. She jumps up and stomps on his head a few times. She jumps off, smirking a bit.
However her smirk disappears as Discord disappears and reappear, unharmed. The former villain comments, "You done? My turn!"
Discord snaps his fingers, causing stuff to fell right onto Starlight. The bitchy unicorn yelps as the items flattened her a few times. The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony waited as she got up, a bit shaken but determined to move on.
"Any other spell you got, Miss Glimmer?" Discord ask Starlight in amusement. "You know, you must have something in that horn head of yours."
Starlight fires a spell at Discord...but it didn't work.
"Really? The same spell? I am disappointed." Discord spoke as he put a hand to his mouth, making a big yawn. He made a computer laptop appears and looks on the internet with it. "Internet fans are rather disappointed. Or at least some of them. All that equal magic and..."
Starlight jumps up and slaps the laptop into Discord's face. She grabs him by the tail and twirls him around, sending the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. The unicorn snorts as Discord got up, surprised but not too harmed.
"Oooh, this kitten has claws." Discord said with a smile of amusement. "Well, kitty, if you want to act that way..."
Discord snaps his fingers. Starlight yelps as she is turned into a kitten, making her yell, "Hang on. That isn't fair!"
"Not all these battles in JusSonic's are fair, get over it! It's no wonder why I got more votes than you do."
"I will not be..."
Discord however made a cage appear and threw Starlight into it, locking the cage door. He shrugs while snapping, causing both cage and fighter to disappear.
"I would kill her, but unlike my appearance in the Ponies on Celebrity Deathmatch years ago, I ain't a killer, but a pain in the neck." Discord remarks with a shrug. "Oh well, looks like I won. Now Tirek? Here I come!"
Discord chuckles as he rubs his hands together. Oh, this is going to be sweet.
Lord Tirek laughs wickedly as he drains another pony. Almost all of Equestria was his. No one can stop him now. Once he has gotten enough, the villain will drain the Alicorns of their powers. Conquest and elimination are his.
Or so he thought, when a voice came out from out nowhere, "Well, well. Having fun, are we Tirek?" The evil centaur blinks as he turns to see Discord, standing nearby while crossing his arms. "Well, fun is my forte. Yours is a pain in the ass, but hey, we all can't be big stars, can we?"
Tirek frowns in concern. He has enough power to give Discord a VERY good fight, but NOT enough power to drain Discord outright, allowing for a more-or-less evenly matched fight. Time to use his secret weapon.
"Ah, so you're Discord." Lord Tirek said with a slight chuckle. "Well, I can imagine how..."
Suddenly Tirek yelps as a huge golf club send him packing into a nearby wall. As the centaur peels himself off, Discord somehow rolls up his sleeve as he tell Tirek, "Oh-no, Tirek. I'm not going to be stupid enough to let you trick me THIS time. It's payback time, centaur-boy."
"GRRRR! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!"
FIGHT!!!
Tirek charges forward but yelps as Discord drops some banana peels, causing the villain to slip all over. The former villain moves and watches as he ate some popcorn (don’t ask where he got it). Tirek screams as he fell down a hill, stumbling down like mad.
Tirek got up, looking pissed. No one makes a fool out of him! He fires out fireballs at Discord who got pounded a few times, then the centaur jumps up high and grabs his opponent, slamming him around a few times.
Discord got up, getting hit a few times. Tirek remarks, "You will wish you had taken my offer!" The villain punches at the Draconequus...but he deflated. "What?!"
"Oh, my. My dummy has gotten itself a leak." Discord said, appearing above Tirek while seemingly appears to be disappointed. "Oh well."
Discord snaps his fingers, dropping heavy objects right in the area where Tirek is. The villain uses a force field to block everything. Once the dropping has stopped, Tirek then fires beams at Discord but he moves out of the way in time.
Discord appears on the ground, wearing boxing gloves as he taunts, "Come on. Come on. Put 'em up. Put 'em up. Put up your dukes."
"By Tartarus, you are frigging annoying." Tirek snaps in irritation.
Discord throw a punch, only to hit a holographic image construction. Tirek appears behind him, slamming the Draconequus all over the place. Then he grabs...his underwear? The centaur became a bit sicken as he send Discord right through a window of a nearby store.
Discord got up, groaning a bit, yelping as Tirek flew in and hits/kicks his opponent a few times, sending him crashing through a few aisle walls like mad. The former villain finds himself in the sports aisle where every sports item fell down on him.
Tirek laughs wickedly, apparently he has won this fight. Discord got up, looking for a plan...and picks up a golf ball, smirking while getting a plan. The villain pulls out a rubber band, put it on two of his fingers then put the ball right in the rubber hand...as if like a slingshot.
Discord fires the slingshot. Before Tirek would react, the golf ball went right through his head very fast, knocking his brains out. The centaur blinks a bit, then fell to the ground dead.
"Well, what do you know? What David Spade did to Steven Seagal worked out here too." Discord said, rubbing his hands with glee. "Oh, I'm the baddest villain of the My Little Pony franchise."
"Discord?" Fluttershy is heard calling out, making Discord yelp.
"Well, okay, former baddest. Hey, when you got a friend like Fluttershy, sometimes it's hard to stay on track, you know? I mean, I would make this fight longer, but this series is a combination of "Deathbattle", "One Minute Melee', "Super Power Melee", and who knows what else out there. Well, that's all folks!"
Discord snaps his fingers, disappearing from sight.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...Discord!!!
Coming up next time...Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara!
It was another day in the schoolyard of the Ponyville school. The foals were out in recess, having fun or talking. The CMC members meanwhile are doing their usual plans of finding their cutie marks (did it occurred to the main three to do what they're good at? Seriously?).
"I say we can be CMC Flank Kickers!" Scootaloo exclaims thoughtfully.
"Yeah, I mean, if we win, we could fight like my sister and her friends!" Sweetie exclaims happily.
"Wouldn't it be much easier to do what you're good at?" Nyx ask her friends in concern. "So far, you three didn't do well. Why not stick with what you're good at and try it that way?"
The main three pauses to think about this, then they said, "NAH!"
"Don't know why I try."
"Well, well, if it ain't Nightmare Moon's Blank Flanks." Diamond Tiara remarks cruelly as she and Silver Spoon arrive. Apple Bloom groans in irritation. Can't that brat just give it a rest for one day? She always bother the CMC because of their lack of cutie marks!
"Can yew give it a rest, Diamond?" Apple Bloom ask Diamond Tiara bitterly. "Ah mean, one day, we will git our cutie mark."
"And one day, same sex marriage will be approved but that ain't happening is it?"
"Uh, Diamond? It was approved." Silver Spoon points out awkwardly to her best friend. "The princess approved same gender marriage yesterday."
Diamond Tiara just groans in irritation. Why must her friend ruin her joke like that? Turning her attention back to Apple Bloom, she snaps, "Anyway, no way you would get your cutie mark. You will end up being a blank flank forever!"
Apple Bloom taunt, "Yer're just jealous because, when Ah eventually DO git mah Cutie Mark, it will be for something A LOT cooler than wearing jewelry."
"Me, jealous? Ha! What do you think you will get your cutie mark in? Being a dirty farmer like your loser family?"
"Watch it, Diamond; Us Apple Family members aren't afraid 'ta fight."
"More like being afraid of being smart for one." Diamond Tiara said with a cruel smirk, making Apple Bloom twitch a bit.
"Better watch it, Diamond." Silver Spoon said to Diamond Tiara nervously, noting how upset Apple Bloom is getting. "You're going too far."
"Oh, I had yet to go too far. Why else is her home out of town? Because farmer pony smells, like every other member of her family!"
That insult was a bit too deep. Apple Bloom taunt,"Yew know, Diamond, yew talk a really good game, but Ah'm willing 'ta wager yer're nowhere near as handy wit' yer hooves as yew are wit' yer mouth."
"Excuse me?!" Diamond Tiara screams, pissed. "I can kissed your ass right here and now!"
"Come on, let's fight, you bitch!"
Apple Bloom got into position as her friends watch on. Silver Spoon watch on Diamond Tiara's side as she threw her crown at her friend, snapping, "Hold this, Silver!"
"Right." Silver Spoon said nervously. The other foals, noticing, came over, wanting to watch.
FIGHT!
Apple Bloom was the first to move in, hitting Diamond Tiara a few times. The bully cringes before grabbing her opponent's hoof and throw her to a tree. She charges at Apple Bloom who jumps off a tree and right over Diamond Tiara.
As Diamond Tiara turns, Apple Bloom buck kicks a few times, then pounds her to the ground. Diamond Tiara manages to uppercut her opponent before getting back. She charges and tackles her opponent, knocking them into the jungle gym.
The foals cheers as both fighters hit and kick a few times. Diamond Tiara screams as Apple Bloom hits her in the mouth hard, causing some blood to fall out. Damn, that would hurt!
"An apple said that Diamond Tiara would fall." Scootaloo said to Nyx eagerly.
"You're on! But I'm betting on Apple Bloom anyway!" Nyx laughs eagerly.
Diamond Tiara slams Apple Bloom onto parts of the jungle gym before both fighters fall out. The two roll around on the grass a few times, punching a few times. Diamond Tiara knocks her opponent off then got up, charging. Apple Bloom yelps as Diamond Tiara kicks at her, punching a few times.
"Got anything else to say left, blank flank?" Diamond Tiara taunts her opponent.
Apple Bloom winks...and kisses her, leaving the other foals speechless and confused. Even Diamond Tiara back off, blushing in confusion...
Until Apple Bloom head butts her opponent, knocking her back. She then jumps and kicks Diamond Tiara down. Once the mare is down, Apple Bloom charges and pounds on her a few times, sending blood right all over the ground.
"Apple Bloom!" Cheerilee exclaims in horror as she gallops over. The teacher just saw what's going on and has to put a stop to this. "Stop it! Stop it right now! You're going to kill her! Stop!"
"All right, all right, Ah'm done! Ah'm done!" Apple Bloom grumbles as she ceases her assault on Diamond Tiara. The bully is a mess on the ground but she's alive, groaning in pain.
As Apple Bloom heads off with her friends. Diamond Tiara got off, spitting out blood. She was almost killed back there!
"Here's your crown." Silver Spoon said meekly as she gave the crown to Diamond Tiara who takes it and puts it on. "Told you not to push it."
"Shut...up." Diamond Tiara groans then yelps before fainting to the ground in defeat.
This takes place after the Ben Mare vs. Strikespell fight in Episode 3.
Flash Sentry was busy at work, striking at various dummies in the training arena. He had just watched his pal Ben defeat Strikespell...and couldn't be more proud. At least Strikespell got taken down a peg or so. Flash Sentry is almost envy of how powerful his best friend has gotten ever since they met years ago as colts.
"Hey there." Blazefist said as he came into the training arena. "Doing some training?"
"Sort of." Flash said, taking a towel and cleaning himself off of the sweat. "Whatcha think of the fight earlier?"
"Pretty good. Of course, if I was in that fight, I wouldn't make the same mistakes Strikespell has made. I wouldn't underestimate Ben...or any other opponent."
"Oh, really? If you were against Ben or somepony else?"
"Precisely. My fire would end it...but not end somepony else's live." Blazefist explains as he made a fireball appear with a smirk. "Heck, I can beat anyone...just not an arrogant or overconfident jerk."
Flash pauses, doing some thinking. With a grin, he spoke, "Want to test it out?"
"Huh?"
"One on one, with me. No fatal moves, just some regular fight to the finish."
Blazefist smirks as he chuckles, "Well, why not? This will be interesting. Just try not to hold back."
"And try not to kill me...please?" Flash ask a bit anxious as he and Blazefist got into fighting positions.
FIGHT!
Blazefist jumps in and hit Flash a few times. He uses a Fire Blade against the Pegasus who blocks with his Spear of the Wind. The hero quickly fires his Wind Blaze, knocking the Mystic Pony back.
Flash uses Inhale to bring in objects, Blazefist have to move to dodge them, but this allows his opponent to fly in and performs various combs before knocking him into the sky. Flash flew up and knock Blazefist to the floor.
As Flash lands, Blazefist back up. He would end this with a Megastorm Phoenix Blaze, but the hero promised no fatal moves. So he quickly fires his Firestorm Phoenix, causing Flash to yelp as he got burned before being knocked down to the ground. Flash got in time to get smack around a few times by Blazefist.
Flash got up, panting a bit. This guy is tough. Better get to his advance techniques. The Pegasus performs the Sky Dragon Wind Attack, creating a large whirlwind from his arms, which twists and rotates, attacking Blazefist a few times. The Mystic Pony escapes before firing off his Fireball Shots.
"Pretty good for an Equestria pony." Blazefist comments as he jumps up and hits Flash, smacking him to the ground. The Mystic Pony kicks at him, only for Flash to move out of the way in time.
"Same to you...for a fire head." Flash jokes a bit, firing his Machine-gun attack, firing objects out of his mouth, hitting Blazefist who recovers by firing his Fireball Shots right back. "Come on, what's wrong with not holding back?"
"I don't wish to kill you, Flash. Ben would never forget me."
"Well, never mind the fatal shot. Let's at least try to make this fight interesting."
Blazefist hesitates. He knew that his Megastorm Phoenix Blaze will end this, but doesn't risk to destroy Flash while doing so. Still, the Mystic Pony decided to end this quickly and hopes to Celestia that no death comes out of it.
So Blazefist quickly fires his Megastorm Phoenix Blaze. Flash quickly got to work on using his Shattering Light: Sky Drill, making a wind barrier. It's down to these two now.
Blazefist fires his blast...but to his surprise, Flash quickly flew in faster and goes through the attack. The Pegasus hit his opponent hard, smashing him right into the floor and sending a lot of dust around.
When all is clear, Blazefist is stuck in the floor, defeated and unable to move. Flash flew down as he helps his opponent out.
"I concede, my friend." Blazefist said with a slight chuckle. "No wonder Ben looks up to you. You are a worthy opponent...and a friend."
"Thanks. Err, I hope we didn't damage the training arena too much." Flash said nervously, noting how some of the stuff got destroyed during the fight or damaged.
In a forest area in Ponyville, all alone, Fluttershy was crying her eyes out, once again from Pinkie insulting her, pressuring her and not being subtle at all. And not to mention still bragging on the turkey call champion when Big Mac lost his voice.
"Fluttershy?" A familiar voice spoke. Fluttershy looked up and saw Party Thrill looking at her in concern.
"Oh, Party Thrill, it's you!" Fluttershy sobs, relieved to see Party Thrill.
"What's wrong, Fluttershy?"
Fluttershy sniffles as she explains, "It's... Pinkie..."
Party Thrill suddenly frowns, holds up her hoof as she answers, "Stop right there, I think I get it now. You were working with the animals, singing to yourself, and your friends were not only there, but so were those who never heard you sing beautifully before; the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Discord, Jakk Checkers, Colby Lollygagger, Matelda, Tough Apple, Feathermay, Firecracker Burst, Roseluck, Cherry Pie, Plumsweet and Flitterheart, and after commenting about Fluttershy's voice, Pinkie criticized you in an unsubtle and insulting manner that made you cry."
Fluttershy cries, "Yes!"
"Fluttershy, are you just gonna keep on letting her do this to you now?"
Fluttershy sniffles then respond, "No, but I can't do anything about it..."
"Don't you remember when you are always friends?" Party Thrill ask Fluttershy in a serious tone of voice.
"Well... yes."
"And friends don't make each other cry at all. It's just plain mean! You don't want her to get away with that, do you?"
"Well... no." Fluttershy said in hesitation.
"And I know you're not satisfied with his class, but remember one of Iron Will's rules?" Party Thrill ask Fluttershy, reminding Iron Will of one of his classes.
Fluttershy getting angry and determined repeats one of the lessons, "'Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over.'"
"That's the spirit! Give that to Pinkie and teach her a lesson for that problem!"
"Right! I will!"
Party Thrill points back to where Pinkie and the others were, saying, "Now get in there and fight!" Fluttershy narrowed her eyes as she gets in a fighting position. "Fight!!" Fluttershy gritted her teeth in rage as she snorted. "FIGHT!!!!"
Fluttershy growled like a beast before zoomed off at really high speed.
Party Thrill as she waves a checkered flag calls out, "GO, FLUTTERSHY, GO!!!"
Fluttershy flew like a comet as she headed towards Ponyville, ready to face Pinkie in what was about to be another One Chapter Beat Down.
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"Pinkie, I think maybe you went a little bit too far." Twilight said seriously to Pinkie over what she did to poor Fluttershy.
"Relax, she normally would've got better in the actual episode...but for this One Chapter Beatdown, she's about to show up right about now..." Pinkie said as she looks at a copy of the script for this episode.
"PINKIE PIE!!!!" The group turn and saw Fluttershy charging in like a mad bull.
"Ah, right on time! Okie dokie lokie! Ready!"
FIGHT!
Fluttershy charges in and pounds Pinkie who took it without fighting back. The Pegasus buck kicks the mare, sending Pinkie into a tree.
The others gasps as Pinkie bounces up happily then fires off her Party Cannon, knocking a few supplies right onto Fluttershy. The mare growls as she flew up and charges at the pink pony, hitting a wall...literally!
"Right, so what does the poll say?" Pinkie ask, checking out the polls, then frowns. "Awww, I lose? Oh well, can't beat the polls."
"BUT I WILL BEAT YOU!!!" Fluttershy exclaims as she lands, beating Pinkie up rapidly. The mare flew her opponent into the river, sending some water animals flying.
As Pinkie got up, Fluttershy lands and slams her into the river. Her opponent knocks her down and smacks her with a clown hammer. Both mares grabs each other by the mane, screaming.
"Dear me, this is barbaric." Rarity said in concern.
"Nah, not really. You beat up Suri that one time and I beat Twilight Sparkle in one match." Rainbow points out as she watches Fluttershy uppercuts Pinkie, knocking her into another tree. "Of course, she was Mare Do well and that was then, this is now."
"I hope Fluttershy doesn't kill her." Twilight comments, cringing as Pinkie threw gum into Fluttershy's mane. "Or vice versa."
The gum explodes, trapping Fluttershy in a bubble gum prison. Looks like Pinkie got her where she wants her...but the yellow Pegasus screams loudly, somehow causing the gum itself to explode. Looks like Pinkie is one Hell of a problem.
"You mean 'Tartarus', right?" Pinkie ask the narrator happily.
Yeah, I meant that. Anyway, Fluttershy stomps at Pinkie, preparing to finish her off...when the Pegasus stops, confused as Pinkie held out a cake.
"What? What's this?" Fluttershy ask, calming down as she saw the words "I surrender. Sorry, forgive me" on the cake itself.
"A surrender and apology cake!" Pinkie admits happily. She looks down, saying in guilt, "I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It isn't Pinkie Pie like of me..."
"How do I know this isn't a trick?"
"Well, you're going to win this fight, so I decided to give up and say I'm sorry...and by that, I mean I gave up. I apologize out of the goodness of my heart. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just part of the script and...awww, come on!"
Pinkie threw the cake away and hugs Fluttershy who cringes then hugs her back. The others watching awwwww at this.
"Yep. Always an apology cake meant 'ta bring friends together." Applejack said with a grin.
"No death? No blood shed? Lame flank!" Rainbow remarks with a groan.
Pinkie bounces off, saying, "Rainbow's right! So here's the blood!" The mare quickly take out a bag of Kool-Aid and spills it all over herself, making it looks like blood. "And here's the death!"
Pinkie pretends to drop dead, falling onto the ground with a flower in her hooves as if like a funeral. Fluttershy couldn't help but giggle.
"Pinkie Pie, you are so random." Fluttershy said with a giggle.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...FLUTTERSHY!!!
Coming up next time...Pinkie Pie vs. Cheese Sandwich!!!
Back on the scene, Pinkie wakes up, exclaiming, "I'm going to be in the next fight?! Oooh, I better get ready!"
The pink pony zips off quickly, making her friends laugh. That pony can be so random!
In her flat above Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was humming playfully as she plays with Gummi, rolling around him like a ball in the air.
"Well, today is a Super Duper Day...I wonder what day it is." Pinkie said. She checks the schedule and gasps as today is marked "My Little Pony One Chapter Beat Down Fight Today”, "Gassssssp! Today is my fight with Cheese Sandwich! Oh, gotta go!
Pinkie quickly rushes outside in a big hurry. The Earth Pony is zipping all over the place. A while later, everyone is out on the streets, confused and alarmed by what just happened.
"Hey Pinks, what gives here?" Rainbow demands in annoyance. "I was busy!"
"As in what? Taking a nap?" Applejack remarks with a scoff of disbelief.
"Hey, some ponies like to sleep in!"
"Too much in yer case!"
"Why did you bring everyone in town here, even Twilight?" Rarity ask, amazed that Pinkie pulled everyone out of their homes, even the babies, out here.
"Where is he? He can't be late!" Pinkie exclaims, checking her watch frantically.
"Who's he?" Spike ask a bit confused.
"I'm here." A familiar voice spoke. Everyone saw a familiar party pony in his party gear showing up. "So, ready to do this?"
"You betcha!" Pinkie giggles as she tosses her watch aside.
"Pinkie, is this about trying to be the party planner again?" Twilight ask her friends with a sigh of frustration. "I thought we overcome this problem."
"No. We're doing this...because it's on the schedule!" Pinkie took out her schedule, showing it before putting it away. "And as this is my home term, I get to choose how we fight!"
"Go ahead. Make a cake." Cheese Sandwich said in his best Clint Eastwood impression, but parodying.
"Good. In that case, I challenge you...TO A FOOD FIGHT!"
The ponies gasps as Cheese Sandwich smirks and ditch his outfit, revealing his party gear. The male pony exclaims, "All right, let's do this!"
The opponents got their food out, ready for anything. Twilight reads from the rule book (Hell, the mare got a rule book on everything), "All right, the rules of this food fight? You toss anything at your opponent until he or she gives up. The last one standing wins. So..."
FIGHT!!!
"Hey, who said that?" Twilight demands in annoyance as she looks around the area, trying to figure out who just screamed that. The Alicorn yelps as she moves as the onslaught begins.
"Anyone want some cheese?" Cheese Sandwich taunts as he fires cheeseballs at Pinkie. The mare yelps as she bounces around quickly.
"Let them eat chocolate cake!" Pinkie screams as she launches chocolate cake from her cake-a-pult. "Love the name? I named it myself!"
"Yeah! I'm egg-xcited!"
Cheese Sandwich fires eggs from his bazooka, hitting Pinkie in the face, but not enough to send her packing. The ponies and whatever move away to avoid the assault of food fight. So far, this fight is an even one.
"I got my ICE CREAM on you!" Pinkie remarks, firing ice cream at Cheese Sandwich. The male singer screams in alarm upon getting hit.
"Aww, you're full of substitute baloney!" Cheese Sandwich remarks, firing out substitute baloney. He turns to the camera, adding, "Hey, you think I would use actual meat? Come on, folks. I may use actual baloney in my first song hit but I am a pony in this world."
"Hey, hey! I'm the one who breaks the fourth wall here! Okay, now this is personal, Mr. Sandwich!"
Pinkie quickly puts sand between bread, firing them at Cheese Sandwich, who dodges before firing apples at them. Applejack sighs, shaking her head. What a waste of apples.
"An apple a day won't keep this Pinkie Pie away, but I betcha jaw breakers will!" Pinkie remarks, firing out jaw breakers. They hit Cheese Sandwich in the jaw, resulting in some cracking noises. "Oops! Sorry, too much!"
"I'm okay, Pinkie!" Cheese Sandwich remarks, fixing his own jaw. "And now, faces the GRAPES of Wrath."
"Are they going to use puns all day?" Scootaloo ask in disbelief while watching the male pony uses his bazooka to fire out grapes at Pinkie.
So far, both opponents are hit, but done are going down. Pinkie narrows her eyes sternly. She must win it...because the polls said so!
"Okay! Time to finish this off! Time for a Jello Shot!" Pinkie booms out as she took out her party cannon and opens fire.
Cheese Sandwich yelps as a bunch of a Jello hits him various times. When all is clear, the male party pony is trapped inside.
"Okay, I give up." Cheese Sandwich remarks with a shrug. The ponies cheers as Pinkie bounces on over happily, hitting the Jello with one hoof, breaking it and freeing Cheese Sandwich. "Wow, good fight, Pinks!"
"Thanks, and just in time for this! Wait for it and..."
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...PINKIE PIE!!!
Coming up next time...the season finale fight: Celestia vs. Luna vs. Cadance vs. Twilight!!!
"Oh my god! Twilight, you're in the final fight fighting the other princesses!" Pinkie gasps in surprise and excitement.
"Wait, what?" Twilight ask in shock and confusion over what Pinkie just said.
Episode 17: Celestia vs. Luna vs. Cadance vs. Twilight
Episode 17: Celestia vs. Luna vs. Cadance vs. Twilight
Twilight flew as fast as her wings could take her until she arrives at Canterlot Castle. The Princess of Friendship has been summoned by Celestia herself for an important thing. Her mentor didn't explain what it is but will promise to do so upon arrival.
After the guards let her in, Twilight trots through the palace and arrives at a room where Celestia wanted her to meet: an empty some sort of big round room. Celestia herself is here, along with Luna and Cadance.
"Princess? You summon me?" Twilight ask curiously. "Cadance, Luna, you're here too."
"Great to see you again, little sister-in-law." Cadance giggles a bit, hugging Twilight.
"Now every Alicorn, minus Nyx, Brave Heart and Golden Heart, is here, we shall begin." Luna said with a nod. "This is a traditional thing we like to do every few years or so."
"And that is?" Twilight ask Luna, with an arch of an eyebrow.
"Fight each other, of course!"
"Let me explain before you get alarmed, Princess Twilight Sparkle. Every few years or so, we princesses would get together and fight each other to see how we have improved since our ascension to Alicorn." Celestia explains clearly to Twilight as to what's going on.
"Oh, I see." Twilight said, though a bit nervous. She has to fight her mentor, her friend, and her foal sitter?!
"Last time Luna won. I'm hoping for a better chance this time." Cadance said to Twilight with a nod. The pink Alicorn gave a mischievous smile as she ask, "So how about it? Want to see how far you've gone?"
"Well, I suppose so...but you will take it easy on me, right girls?"
"Well, last time was a rough fight." Celestia said, knowing that Twilight isn't experienced in major flank battles like the Royal Sister stars yet. She comment, "Considering all four of us need to keep our fighting skills sharp, just in case, how about a friendly four-way Alicorn sparring match, just to stay in shape?"
"It shall be done." Luna said with a smirk as the Alicorns prepare to get themselves ready. "I shall not wait to knock you all on your flanks again."
"This time will be different, little sister!"
FIGHT!!!
Celestia and Luna charges at each other. Twilight chose to go after Cadance since the Royal Sisters are more experiences and the purple one wishes to take on the less experienced first.
Luna and Celestia fires beams at each other, doing their best not to kill one another. Celestia flew in and knock her sister across the room. Luna, hitting a wall, snorts and fires a huge wave, hitting Celestia before she flew in, hitting her a few times.
Cadance meanwhile charges in and hits Twilight who teleports around. The pink Alicorn snaps, "Come on, Twilight! Hold still!"
"Nah nah! You couldn't catch me even when I was young!" Twilight taunts. This is like being a little foal again when the filly would love to play "It" with Cadance.
"Oh, I will get you down, you little stinker."
Cadance quickly fires a paralyzing spell, catching Twilight in her tracks. The pink mare then charges in, hitting Twilight a few time then buck kicks her to the floor.
Meanwhile, Celestia flew up and fires a huge beam at Luna who blocks it with her own. The Goddess of the Night crows, "Just like centuries ago, right sister?"
"Right, except no Nightmare Moon involved." Celestia said with a smirk. "And no need for the elements. I will beat you with the advantage."
"I would try the Nightmare Moon form but like you said, this is a friendly sparring match!"
"Well, I did left out one detail..."
Luna looks confused, what does Celestia meant by that? Suddenly as the blue mare steps forward, she yelps as some explosions occurred around her, sending graffiti and cake all over Luna. Celestia giggles as she flew down and smacks her sister down with her flank.
"I booby-trapped the room before your arrival." Celestia said to Luna with a mischievous smile.
"Oh, you stinker! That's why you got the nickname Trollestia." Luna comments, chuckling as she shakes her head. That sister of hers!
Twilight manages to recover and quickly performs a spell that made clones of herself. Cadance looks bewildered. She doesn't recall her sister in law doing this! Cadance fires beams at the clones like mad, until most of the clones has been taken out.
"Over here!" Twilight calls out from behind Cadance.
Cadance quickly fires a beam...but didn't hit Twilight but ended up hitting Luna, paralyzing her. This allows Celestia to zoom in and smacks her sister down, knocking her unconscious.
"Thanks, Cadance!" Celestia giggles to Cadance who looks startled by the fact that she took out her aunt. Then Twilight hits the pink mare from behind with a spell, knocking her out. "Twilight?"
"Sorry, Cadance, forgive me." Twilight mumbles to her sister-in-law. She stood in front of her teacher/fellow student. "Well, this is it, huh?"
"Yes, show me how much you've learned, my faithful fellow princess."
Twilight nods as the final part of the fight begins. Both princesses charged in and butt heads. They jump back, firing beams at each other before an explosion occurs, knocking each other back. It's everyone's fight now!
Twilight groans in exhaustion as Celestia fires round after round of beams at her opponent. The purple Alicorn has made it this far, but won't stand much against an experienced princess. She needs to use smarts instead of...
Wait, that's it! Twilight smirks as she works on a spell. Celestia looks puzzled. What is the little Alicorn up to now?
"Hey, princess, look!" Twilight exclaims, pointing with a hoof at something. Celestia turns to see something in clear sight. It's...
"CAKE!" Celestia exclaims happily as she licks her lips upon seeing a very huge cake. The white Alicorn flew in, forgetting the battle for a moment. Time to eat...
Except Celestia went through the "cake", hitting herself on a wall. It was a hallucination all along! Twilight smirks as her opponent is in a daze, flying in and hitting her former teacher quickly. With a quick beam to the face and the white princess unable to defend herself, Celestia went down.
"It comes to show...what I made up for in brawns, I got brains." Twilight sighs a bit as she sat down amongst the unconscious princesses, waiting for them to wake up.
KO!
THIS MATCH'S WINNER...TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!
It took a few minutes but the rest of the princess remain unconsciousness. Luna groans, "So who won?"
"That would be me." Twilight said, waving a hoof sheepishly.
"So you did." Celestia said, smiling as she nuzzles Twilight who nuzzles her back. "Congratulations, my faithful princess."
"Thanks. I hope to do even better the next time when I'm more experienced." Twilight then giggles as she comment, "You know, we should keep doing this ever so often. You know, just mutual good-natured sparring for no other reason than to keep our fighting and magic skills sharp against opponents who are powerful enough to give us a good workout, but loyal and friendly enough to NOT take it too far."
"Don't we do that anyway?" Cadance ask Twilight with an amused look on her face.
"Rematch next time, little peasant?" Luna ask Cadance with a mischievous look, seeing how her niece was the one who helped Celestia beat her.
"You're going down!"
Twilight and Celestia couldn't help but laugh. Those two.
Coming soon in the future....the Season 2 Premiere with Autumn Gem vs. Fanged Dahlia!!!