As Chrysalis walked around the apartment, she heard a beep from the answering machine. "Deadpool, it's Uncle Fuzzy. Got your message, and bro or not, you still don't get to take the Blackbird out for a joyride. Now stop calling about it until Chrysalis is big enough to reach the controls."
The next message played. "Hey Deadpool, it's Domino. So I got another contract for you if you're interested. The coin is good, so just let me know. And about that...other thing you texted me about..." There was static for a time. "That's...not really something a Father should be thinking about, especially when you're - from what I hear - in a committed relationship. Speaking of which, when am I going to meet your little girl?"
"Did that seem scripted to anyone else?" Cray-Chry asked.
"Felt that way to me," Stuffaliss agreed.
"Except for Uncle Fuzzy and bringing up Chrysalis, it was almost exactly how our game started off," Stuffy pointed out.
"Oh my gosh, does that mean it's time for the remake?" Crazy asked eagerly.
The answering machine beeped again. "Deadpool, it's Peter Della Penna from High Moon Studios. You know, the guy you kept calling 'dickhead' when you cornered me in the parking lot? The one whose head your little girl transformed into a dick for laughs?"
"Good times!" Deadpool reminisced.
"Anyway, looked over your proposal about the game remake," the message continued, "and...not going to pretend I understood any of it. The answer was going to be no, but..."
"No but?" Deadpool asked. "That's different."
"Well..." There was static for a time. "The little lady's agent met up with me...and made it plain if I and the company didn't go through with it, that we would live to regret it for a very long time. Something about a 1000 year digestion process?"
"You have an agent?" Deadpool asked in surprise.
"At any rate," Peter continued, "Mr. Soggoth was very convincing, so we're going through with it. You get to do the whole thing all over again with your little bug pony girl in tow-" The message was interrupted by a squealing roar that no earthly orifice could possibly produce, and probably wasn't being reproduced properly by the answering machine. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Changeling Queen! She's absolutely adorable! Please don't eat my brain!"
Deadpool turned to Chrysalis. "Girl, you are good at being bad!" he praised. "Hoof bump!" He held out his closed fist.
Giggling, Chrysalis returned the gesture with her hoof.
"At any rate, we'll be sending over the revised script just as soon as it's completed." The machine beeped as the message ended.
Deadpool and Chrysalis both turned to each other in shock. "Script?" they and all four head voices demanded together.
And Chrysalis
"This is bullshit!" Deadpool complained. "A script? How is some writer supposed to know us better than-"
"We're in a fanfic that is now rewriting an already existing game," Stuffy interrupted.
"You aren't actually suggesting we stick to the script, are you?" Deadpool demanded.
"No more than we did in the game."
"Hey Chrysi, what's that vial you've got around your neck?" Crazy asked.
Chrysalis looked up. "Oh, this?" she asked. "It's a sample of Thunder's blood. I figured I could make a clone of him that was a stallion instead of a gelding, and then I'd have a nice colt to date!"
"Well, Mr. Sinister does have cloning technology in this game," Stuffy pointed out.
"I'm not sure how to feel about using the game timeline to get Chrysi laid," Deadpool pointed out. "She's kinda young..."
"She wants to date him."
"We'll see."
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Chrysalis being herself
Chrysalis promptly pulled out her gun and shot the Achievement box. "None of that," she growled.
"Not one for completionism?" Deadpool asked.
"Not one for spies!" she hissed back.
"Said the Queen of the Changelings, who excel at infiltration."
"Well, yeah," Chrysalis replied. "But those are my spies. It's other people's I don't like!"
"Makes sense to me!"
Just then, the doorbell rang.
"Someone's here to see us?" Chrysalis squealed happily, leaping onto Dogpool's back - he was full grown now - and riding him to the door. "Who is it?" she asked as she looked up through the open door. This was followed by a fwhump of someone falling to the floor. "Daddy, a kinda cute, scantily clad delivery girl just fainted from our overpowering cuteness! Wanna cop a feel while we bring in the package?"
"Tempting, but no," Deadpool replied as he took the package. "But you can go right ahead if you like."
Chrysalis grinned widely. "Dogpool, hump!"
There was a loud shriek as the delivery girl took to her heels with Dogpool chasing after her, slobbering like crazy.
Deadpool chuckled as he flipped the script open. "You crack me up, Chrysi! Now let's see...uh huh...uh huh...wait, that's different."
"What's it say?"
"On take your daughter to work day, Deadpool takes Chrysalis out to hunt down the Bad Man he's hired to capture, but complications ensue as crazy shit keeps interfering and stealing their bounty. Also, some craziness involving Mr. Sinister and all of Deadpool and Chrysi's friends, chimichangas, overpriced explosions, and adorable shenanigans," Deadpool read from the script.
Crazy gasped. "The writers do know us!"
"...what else does it say?"
"Beyond that, it's just a list of places we should go in order, people we should talk to, and 'Improvise' written across every page in big red and green letters," Deadpool replied.
Chrysalis squealed happily. "This is gonna be so much fun!"
First! This is the first and last time I will say this.
Oh dear sweet Luna this is going to be awesmazing isn't it?
I don't know who is Ms. Soggoth, but it surprised me he is the agent of Chrysalis, I was thinking that Chrysalis was going to be someone like Cthtulhu or any other beast of Lovecraft as agent
6104254 This is not youtube...
6104333 Which is why I'm only ever doing this once.
They have no idea what they're getting into, do they? And by 'they', I mean everything.
I can hardly wait.
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If I remember correctly, Shoggoth/Soggoth actually is a Lovecraftian horror.
6104348 I checked it... The problem was the H, Sogoth without H appeared mainly mentioned in World of Warcraft. Shogoth, appear as the lovecraftian beast
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Ah. Never saw Soggoth in WoW, so didn't know that was a thing, only knew about the indescribable horror that is Shoggoth, Lord of Tentacles.
With a game like Deadpool, I expected Metal Gear Rising's hilarious ending to be somewhere in the mix. I think there might have been some switch in staff between High Moon and Konami during the development of these games.
So, Mr Shoggoth, we have read your letter as a forward agent of one 'Queen Chrysalis' and am interested in the proposal of a remake, so... please hold of putting an end to our very existences and we shall... consider the ideas you've put forth.
Rawg.
Compelling speech.
HAH, Deadpool really can pull off anything in his universe, and it isn't the LEAST bit unbelievable.
Ah, that's a daughter if I ever saw one.
Should I be more shocked that Deadpool encouraged his daughter to sexually harass a girl, or that HE didn't sexually harass the girl personally... Yet again, he didn't do that in the game either... weird.
Well... that's certainly a way to teach tricks to a dog.
Looks like Deadpool got what he wanted in the remake
6104372 Soggoth the Slitherer I finded another "Soggoth" in WoW but it was in spanish
Another enjoyable chapter. Great job.
Oh god the horror, the hilarious horror! MWAHAHAHA!
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In the chapter "World's Best Dad", Chrysalis accidentally summoned an eldritch horror.
In the chapter "World's Best Daughter", said eldritch horror was hanging around to give Chrysalis a birthday present, which was signed "From: Yog-Soggoth".
And now her agent is "Mr. Soggoth".
Those were the pieces you were supposed to put together there.
6104657 So is the one of Lovecraft and not the one of Warcraft? If it's the lovecraftian, I think you need to put a H
P.S: If Cthulhu is not his agent, maybe his guardian or the emegency number when Dead Pool and her mommy are busy? Or maybe Uncle Cthulhu is the adopted father of the cousin Godzilla
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Actually, Yog-Soggoth is one of the other Elder Gods alongside Cthulu and Nyarlathotepe and the like. Spelled without the H.
A Shoggoth, however, is one of the lesser beasts that worshippers of the Elder Gods can summon to serve them.
The agent, in this case, is Yog-Soggoth, called Mr. Soggoth with the Yog part treated as a separate first name.
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So it's not a Shoggoth or Yog-Sogthoth. It's its own original eldritch horror from between the stars.
6104683 lovecrafts Yog-Soggoth.
Uncle Fuzzy.
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Actually, it's an alternative spelling to Yog-Sogthoth.
6104693 Thanks for the info. I don't know too much about lovecraft, I only knew about Cthulu because he is famous, and the rest of Lovecraft I learned around a week ago, reading the story of a pegasus mare called Sassaflash. So, you can imagine the extent of my knowledge about that is not very big.
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Yes, but how many people are going to get that? There's fewer of us these days who read Lovecraft, sadly. So the joke still works!
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Because the entity "Yog-Soggoth" was revealed several chapters back as part of the story.
It wasn't meant as a joke on Lovecraft. It was meant as a joke on "Chrysi's so cute even eldritch abominations want to spoil her".
oh my god...what is the author doing? Taking suggestions from the commenters? Seriousl, i mention Rouge as Lady Deadpool (Have played the game, owned the game, and nearly have all the trophies.) And this shows up...
Maybe you just have mad Psychic abilites!
Please, if i had that, I'd be winning the Lottery instead of sitting here commenting a great story!
He has a point there...
Thank you.
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Yeah, I had figured that out when I saw it.
Wait...
So you're going to be writing a game... INSIDE a story!!?!?
*mind explodes from too much awesome*
Yog-Sothoth is a cosmic entity from the Cthulhu Mythos, commonly described as a conglomeration of glowing spheres.
Yog-Soggoth is a being loosely based on it and with a rename who appears in Sam and Max (sometimes referred to as Mr Norrington) but is more tentacular.
A shoggoth is a blobby monster that the Elder Things created, and is mindless and eats everything it can find.
Hope this clears up any misunderstandings.
OMG
YES!!! IT's happening!!!! YES!!!! BEST PRESENT EVER!!! THANK YOU!!!!
[https://youtu.be/KyD0u7ELdmE?t=28m8s] Just in case it doesn't stay on the right part, skip to 28:08, and watch...it is all my thoughts on this and how i wish to see next chapter go...
Hail Deadpool!! Long live the Queen!!!
HAHA THE GAME HAS BEEN WRECKED!
Well, at least the writers realized what Deadpool is like and just let him do his thing while just nudging him in the general direction of story progress
Also the way you made them make the game, Soggoth... good one!
My imagination won't do this justice. Please find someone to make a comic for this, please!
Now that is a good script. And Chryssie forgot the most important part after knocking someone out with her cuteness: go through their pockets for change so you can buy candy!
So... what happens if Rouge absorbs Chryssie's powers??? Does she become a humanoid Changeling????
And how badly will Deadpool wreck Mr. Sinister if he tries to dissect Chryssie???
Now for them to do a complete 180 from the original game and throw everyone's expectations out the window because...wait for it...HE'S DEADPOOL!
Can I preorder this game?! When is it coming out?! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!
Great chapter, as always!
I just...
This actually just went to the next level of Deadpoolness.
And here I didn't think it was possible.
You made a Sam & Max reference here, didn't you?
6106179 I think overkill would be an understatement.
I have only one
suggestionrequestdemand for this story.Have Dr. Weird supply Deadpool and Chrysalis with their weaponry, and have them visit him in person at some point.
BECAUSE HE HAS LOST TWENTY POUNDS! AND MUST STILL LOSE TEN MORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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...who's Dr. Weird?
6106179 1) The Change is in-between that woman's boobies!!!
2) I think Chrysalis will suck Rouge's energy to satisfy her hunger ir for a snack and SHE becomes a human-changeling mix (sorta like a permanent thing like what Rogue did to Ms. Marvel)
3) from the words of Kevin Hart, "It's about to go down!"
6109045 The best character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Search up Dr. Weird compilation, and be very entertained.
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...hate that show.
6109212 He's just a pre-intro character, but he would fit in quite well with this story. Seriously, he does NOT act like the others.
Edit: Here's all his scenes from Season 1.
As you can see, he doesn't even interact with the actual show itself, and fits well with your story, if you don't mind.
6104693 Laziest script ever.
6109379 Thats Deadpool for ya. In the beginning of the game we see that he's on his arse doing nothing.
can't wait for the next chapter. (also I got a new avi)