"Oh my goodness what was that?" Yelled a small, soothing voice. "Hey! There's somepony in here! Help."
"Hey the ground is hugging me!" Caboose said, nuzzling the small crater in which he created. "I love you too ground, thank you for the hug."
"And he seems to be hurt!" Yelled the same pony, making her way down the crater. "Sir, are you okay?"
"Yes I am okay, thank you for asking ground!" Caboose said, slowly getting up and trembling slightly. "I think you hugged too hard, I can't feel my body!"
The pony got to the bottom of the hole and walked up to Caboose.
"Sir, calm down I'll go get help." The pony said.
"Hello there." Caboose said, not noticing the blood rush he was feeling. "May I interest you in some cook- cookies?"
"What?" The pony asked nervously.
Caboose then fell down on all fours barely conscious.
"Stop it ground... people are watching!" Caboose whispered.
He then collapsed onto the ground, completely unconscious.
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"I think he is waking up." A pony said softly. "Excuse me, are you alright?"
"My mouth tastes just like high school!" Caboose said, starting to wake up.
"What?" A different pony asked. "Your face was bleeding everywhere. Some blood must have gotten in your mouth."
"Yep," Caboose said, trying to sit up. "Just like high school."
Caboose went to grab his forehead where he was having one of his brain owies but stopped when he noticed he did not have hands to grab with.
"Oh no! They took my hands!" Caboose yelled. "Do you know what happened to my hands?"
All the ponies in the room took a quick glance at each other.
"Who are you?" A blue pony asked, not sure how to answer his question.
"My name is Caboose. But some people just call me Blue!" He said, looking around, finally noticing he was surrounded by ponies. This pleased him immensely. "My best friend calls me "Caboose, stop talking" so I guess you can call me that too if you want."
"Oh, well it's nice to meet you Caboose!" The purple unicorn said, extending her front leg towards him.
"Who is Caboose?" He asked, as his voice suddenly changed to be more quiet. "Is he mean?"
"I thought you just said your name was Caboose." A yellow pegasus said.
"You mean I have a twin?" Caboose asked excitedly.
"What?" The yellow one asked. "No. I don't know."
"Oh Caboose!" Caboose yelled in a sad voice. "You were my only twin and I never got the chance to tell you how much I loved you. I will miss you almost as much as I miss Andersmith!"
"I'm beginning to think that he belongs in a hospital for the mentally ill, not the physically ill." The white unicorn whispered to the purple one.
"What are you talking about?" Caboose yelled, obviously misunderstanding what she had said. "I don't have any Mentos!"
"Hey, uh, Caboose." The purple unicorn said. "Do you remember anything before being in the hospital?"
"Oh yes I remember lots of things." Caboose said, lost in deep thought. "Like my twin Caboose. Oh, I should go get him! He's a lot like me. I think. I don't know, I've never met him."
"So you've said." The purple unicorn said to him, then she leaned over and whispered to the orange pony. "Go get the doctor, we need to find out if he's... alright."
The orange pony nodded and left the room. The other ponies got a bit closer to Caboose.
"Uh, well my name is Twilight Sparkle." The purple one said. "The pony that just left is called Applejack."
"My name is Fluttershy. I'm the one that brought you here." The yellow one said.
"You have pretty wings!" Caboose said.
"Oh. Thank you." Fluttershy said, blushing slightly.
"My name is Rarity." The white unicorn said, extending her hoof.
Caboose stared at it for several seconds. "Oh sorry, I haven't done this in a while." Caboose then surprised Rarity, giving her a hoof bump.
"Oh. How... quaint." Rarity said, taking a step back.
"Sorry if I was a little rusty. Most of the time, when somebody shows me their hands, it's either to hit me, or to hit me even harder than that." Caboose then turned to a floating blue pegasus. "Church! How did you get up there? And where did you get a jetpack?
"Who's Church?" Asked the blue floating pony. "My name is Rainbow Dash."
"Oh." Caboose asked again. "And where did you get the jetpack?"
"What? These?" Rainbow Dash said, pointing to her wings. "These are wings. You just complimented Fluttershy on her wings. You must have hit your head really hard or something."
"Yeah I tend to do that a lot, and then I always end up in a hospital and end up talking to random ponies, and then end up having a good time. But then Tucker tells me to stop writing in my diary because he says writing in a diary is for little girls." Caboose said, then lowered his voice expecting Tucker was near. "I wrote that down in my diary."
"I love meeting new ponies!" A pink pony said, shooting out from under his bed.
"Me too! Hey, how did you get down there?" Asked Caboose. "Is Narnia down there?"
"No silly!" The pink one said. She then leaned in and whispered. "There's three Narnias down there."
Pinkie, however, did not actually know what Narnia was.
"Three Narnias?" Caboose thought to himself. "That's more than two Narnias!"
"Pinkie, stop it." Twilight said, pushing Pinkie away from Caboose. "Are you well?"
"Yes." Caboose said. "I'm very well, how are you?"
"Oh, I'm fine." Twilight said smiling. "I'm glad you're alright."
"I'm not alright." Caboose said. "I'm Caboose. What is your name?"
Before Twilight could answer him, a beige pony wearing a white coat stepped in.
"Hello, what is your name?" He asked.
"My name is Caboose. I was named after my twin, but if you want you can call me alright." Caboose replied.
"Uh-huh." The doctor said, checking off the 'delirious' box on the patient log. "Do you think you can walk?"
"I don't know let me try." Caboose said.
Caboose then tried to get up on his hind hooves, but then he just fall flat on his face. He tried doing it again and nearly fell out a window, but Rainbow Dash quickly stopped him and put him on all fours.
"Thank you lady." Caboose said.
"Alright, er, Caboose did you say it was? Are you feeling anything right now?" The doctor asked.
"No I am not feeling anything. But I would like to be feeling a puppy." Caboose sighed happily. "Puppies are soft."
"No, what I mean is, are you feeling stressed right now?" The doctor asked. "Happy? Tired? Hungry?"
"I am always happy." Caboose said. "I only ever stop to be not happy when I am sad."
"Mhm." The doctor muttered. This is going to be a long day...
291945 If they do, Equestria is DOOMED!
"You were my only twin and I never got the chance to tell you how much I loved you. I will miss you almost as much as I miss Andersmith!"
I love you for this line!
425728 Equestria is DOOMED
XD Caboose... We all love you, you know that, right? You're our fave character! XD
Caboose and Pinkie. In ten feet of each other. How has the world not exploded yet from the combination of Insanity on one side and stupidity on the other?
*Facehoof* Caboose... in Equestria... with the Mane 6. This is gonna end badly
Fuck. This as as funny as the actual RvB
have you considered sending this story to rooster teeth
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Yeah, but the only one who would want anything to do with MLP is Michael "Rage quit" so I'm not so sure if I want him of all people to see this.
What? I don't have any mentos! XD
You, are a GENIUS.
I don't think I've ever seen anybody capture Caboose's character so well. Love it!
Oh my god. You have Caboose down perfectly. I absolutely must see where this goes.
OH GOD I JUST NOTICED THERE 104 CHAPTER HOLY SHIT!!!!
I had a smile on my face at the beginning of the chapter, and it still hasn't gone yet.
Perfect characterisation of Caboose, by the way, well done.
i wasn't sure about reading this decided i'd give it a test. glad as heck that i did
I wonder...is there a chunk missing from his hoof? (The pinkie toe Church shot in Season 2, ep 2.) I HOPE SO! THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL!!!
I LOVE YOU. TAKE MY MONEY. I can't stop laughing
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My expectations were very high and you just blew it off the charts on the second chapter
You have done Caboose perfectly , adding Pinkie Pie has just made you a winner of the internet!
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I would much rather of had a human caboose then a pony caboose, but watever
I'm still going to imagine Caboose in armored human form.
609027 Send it Send it Send it Sent it Send it Send it Send it.
CABOOSE IS PERFECT! You can't right this shit... Oh wait.
man, you got caboose' personality right... I am going to have lots-o-fun with this story!
Caboose is perfect....
caboose and my litte pony.... what in celestia...this is juat an epic win. u sir have made my day.
this is gonna be fucking awesome
291945O dear sweet celestia, not the spiky kittens.
Caboose:Brian brian.
Church:Caboose it's brains.
Caboose:Oh, sorry read the script wrong, moaning moaniiing
Tucker:Caboose shut up.
"Puppies are soft." OH. MY. GOSH. I didn't think that this story could get any better, but then you throw in a reference to Of Mice and Men. With Caboose as Lenny. So. AWESOME!
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Somebody finally got it!
Well it's good but the dialogue sounds kind of... awkward. When I think about the characters saying their lines it just doesn't seem right.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png
I love Caboose even more because of this. And I didn't think that was pawsible.
I cant read this with a straight face anymore
I cant stop laughing my ass off XD
You do caboose so well, it's, it's... AMAZING!
End of episode 68. Just listen
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When I started reading it was up to 185!
Inmagine Caboose having kids with Pinkie... the worlds doomed.
PINKIE + CABOOSE perfect shipping they go great together. pinkie breaks fourth walls, caboose went into a memory unit that was meant for a.i.'s pinkie is happy, caboose is allways happy!
Congratulations Mr. You just gave me a concousion by hitting my head on the table.
For making the character of caboose so damn well, everytime I see/hear him I just cant take his stupidity. you just made caboose 20% cooler. And all this in 2 chapters.
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QUICK! Does Equestria have Orange Juice and Cookies?
196 chapters... challenge accepted. Also, Caboose is best pony.
This is gonna be a long day. Excellent so far!
OMG I swear cabbose in mop format is way funnier then the real caboose
Over... tw-.. tw-, tw- tw- OVER 200 CHAPTERS?!?!!?!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT MAN! IM NOT GONNA MAKE IIII-sob-IIIIIII-sob-IIIIIIIII-sob-IIIIIIIT!!!!!
TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE MY GOD DAMNED MONEY!!!!! -Money being thrown at the screen-
"Oh, I should go get him! He's a lot like me. I think. I don't know, I've never met him."
... Should I call you Hurdy or Gurdy? If you got this joke, bravo.
lmfao lol "Andersmith" lol and Narngia
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I don't know what is more amazing, the fact that you captured caboose perfectly, or the fact that this is bucking awesome