Twilight sat near the door as Pinkie tried getting Tex to become more friendly, but finding it to be more difficult than she had thought. She spent hours cracking jokes and telling her stories, but Tex remained unchanged. Pinkie gasped and hopped up the stairs to get her something, which was when Church walked up to Tex and began talking to her. Caboose noticed her out of the corner of his eye and hopped up to her.
"What are you doing sitting all the way over here?" Caboose asked with a smile. "The cake is on the other side of the room."
"I don't feel like cake right now." Twilight said.
"I don't feel like cake either, but that isn't stopping me." Caboose said, poking himself in the side.
Twilight laughed at that, but that laughter quickly died out when Church began walking towards her.
"Hello Church!" Caboose greeted wildly.
"Hey Caboose." Church muttered, nodding at Twilight. "Ready to go?"
"What about Tex?" Twilight asked.
"She's being difficult, as usual." Church smirked. "She said she'll come back in her own time."
"Alright." Twilight said, quickly getting to her hooves.
"But what about cake?" Caboose pouted.
"Maybe next time." Twilight promised. "Tell Pinkie thanks, okay?"
"Okay." Caboose nodded.
Twilight and Church opened the door and began walking back to the library. They said nothing on their trip back, Church's mind still wondering how Equestria will fare with the AIs running loose in it, while Twilight's mind was thinking about Church.
"I wonder if Spike's asleep yet." Church said once they neared the library.
"Maybe." Twilight nodded. She reached for the door, but Church stopped her. "What's wrong?"
"You're going to tell me what's wrong with you now."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean how you kept staring at Tex and I while we were at Pinkie's."
"Oh that's-"
"It's not nothing Twilight. I can tell." Church said firmly, but with no force. "I want to help."
"I know, it's just hard finding the right words." Twilight said, before walking away from the door to look up at the moon.
"You can't find the right words if you don't try."
"I guess you're right." Twilight said, taking a seat on the grass.
"You know you can tell me anything, right?"
"I think I love you." Twilight said abruptly, feeling a great weight being lifted off of her. She turned to Church, who had a near unreadable expression on his face.
"Do you have any idea how stupid that fucking is?" Church asked sincerely.
"What?" Twilight asked dejectedly.
"I thought you were a lot smarter than that. Why do you think you feel that way?"
"It's just that the others..."
"The others? From what I've seen, the Reds are just hanging out with the others, which is surprising enough in itself. Caboose attaches to things easily. He fell in love with a tank and his email for fucks sake. And Tucker will try to get with anything that has an arm or a hole." Church muttered, then thought for a brief moment. "Actually, it doesn't even need to have an arm or a hole. As long as it has something for him to rub up against he'll spend time with it."
Twilight broke eye contact and looked at the grass, feeling ashamed.
"Wait, is that why you're in love with me?" Church asked seriously. "Because the others are doing it?"
"No, I'm doing it because you're the only one who believed in me." Twilight snapped, tears now streaming out of her eyes. "When everypony turned their backs on me, you stayed with me. I just felt..."
"Felt what?"
"Felt that I could depend on you, no matter what happened." Twilight said softly. "Maybe I felt that since you tried so hard to prevent me from being hurt, that I should try to do the same. Tex isn't the right one for you. I'm not saying that I am either, but the way she treats you..."
"Twilight, you know I can't do anything about it. I was programmed to love Tex, there is no way I can break free of that." Church said, placing his hoof on the back of her neck comfortingly. "Besies, I'm not even real. That should be reason enough for you to find someone else."
"How dare you say that!" Twilight snapped, causing Church to jump backwards.
"What did I say?"
"You are real Church. You may not see it that way, but you are."
"I was fabricated in a fucking lab. Actually, no, the Alpha was created in a lab, I was created when the thing in the lab went crazy."
"And? You feel betrayal. You feel regret. You feel sadness." Twilight said, voice cracking. "Those feelings can't be replicated or created. Those are things you earn from experience and pain. And that pain is what tells me you're real."
Church opened his mouth to argue, but found it difficult to find the right words.
"When Caboose died, you even went as far as wanting Celestia to take your life." Twilight continued quietly, voice growing weaker. "You felt responsible for his death, and you wanted to set it right, and when you couldn't you felt anger towards me from stopping her."
"It's a lot more complicated than that." Church grunted.
"Is it though? What else needs to be shown to you to prove to you that you're real? You've been eating and sleeping, that shows that your body has needs as well. You might have been Epsilon where you came from, but in here you're Church. In here you're real." Twilight said, letting out a deep breath, before sniffling lightly. "You're real to me"
Church then did something that Twilight had not expected. He threw his forelegs around her and hugged her. Twilight gasped inaudibly and a crimson blush spread across her cheeks, before hugging him back. After a few seconds, Church coughed awkwardly and pulled his forelegs off of her.
"Church, I understand that you can't love me." Twilight said painfully as Church looked at the ground. "I'm willing to accept that and I will try to move on."
"Thanks." Church sighed deeply. He turned to her and met her eyes. "Friends?"
"Friends." Twilight nodded, smiling tightly.
"I guess I should be happy that I have somepony I can depend on." Church said, getting off the grass. He walked to the door and stopped, then looked back to Twilight. "For what it's worth, I choose to trust you and I choose to respect you. That's a lot more than I've been able to give others."
"I'm glad." Twilight said hesitantly.
Church and Twilight's eyes met one last time, and they found a strange comfort in each other. One that was less than a lovers comfort, but more than just friends. Church then broke the eye contact and went inside. Twilight stayed outside for a few more minutes to look at the stars, when a cough came from behind her. She turned around expecting Church, but instead saw Tex.
"Hi." Tex grunted.
"Hi." Twilight repeated. "How's your ankle?"
"Pretty good." Tex said, rolling her hoof around to show how limbr her ankle was. "I still managed to kick those chumps asses without breaking a sweat."
"How much did you hear?" Twilight asked meekly.
"Pretty much all of it." Tex laughed, but it was not forced. She looked at the ground awkwardly and sat next to Twilight. "So you really do like him, huh?"
"I guess so. But if he was meant to be with you, then he was meant to be with you. There's nothing I could, or would, do to get in between that."
"Mhm." Tex murmured. "Do you know why I act the way I do?"
"Because you don't want to love Church because you want to live how you want, with your own freewill?"
"Freewill is a part of it." Tex grunted, trying to think of a way of explaining it. "It may come as a surprise to you, but I don't act this way for myself. I act this way for him."
"You're mean to him... for him?"
"Hey, I love him too. Shouldn't be surprising that I do things for him too."
"You have an odd way of showing it." Twilight commented.
"Yeah. I guess I do." Tex agreed, getting off the grass to go back inside. "It's hard to explain why, but maybe you'll find out why I am this way someday. And then it won't seem so odd."
And with that, Tex walked into the library, leaving Twilight to solve the riddle Tex had just given her.
Are you going to alter Theta now that he has been shown to have an insecure, child-like personality?
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No, Delta will be explaining why.
woot nother chapter nother cliffhanger...ish nother reason for me to be awake at this time tomarrow pls keep it up
So much feel in this chapter...so much feel
847930 delta: the way to explain everything ever
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Bad luck, Twi.
I don't know if you answered this but are you going to bring back the original Church and Tex seeing as how you brought back the other AI's? Seeing as they were destroyed in the Emp with him he should have been brought back along with the rest of the AI's.
Wow. I feel compensated.
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It will be explained later why they haven't been brought back.
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For what?
WHat!!!! Why did they get so close to kissing but not kiss? They better kiss later or im going to get ticked off.
But still awesome chapter and great story!!!
man i was on edge when twilight finally told him that she loved him
I was conflicted inside to scroll and read for 5 minutes!
fuck yeah. new chapter.
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Alternate ending:
"I love you."
Church pulled out his cock and smiled. "It ain't gunna suck itself."
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Fucking right it is.
watching episode five of season 10 has helped me understand the A.I. proportions when they're in A.I. form.
THANK YOU FOR ADDING THE MOMENT WE"VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
but where the kissing scene? :)
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I was going to edit it and type:
*Reluctantly writes out premise for first few chapters*
Let's how many I have planned now:
The Mane 6 in the Shivering Isles? Check.
The A-Team adaptation? Check.
The Boondockds in Equestria? Check.
Clerks Jay and Silent Bob in Equestria? Check.
DayZ ARMAII mod adaptation? Check.
Dick Figures in Equestriaa? Check.
Epic Meal Time's Harley and Muscles Glasses in Equestria? Check.
Half Life 2's Lamaar in Equestria? Check.
The Holy Grail's Tim the Enchanter in Equestria? Check.
Jack Sparrow in Equestria? Check.
Looking For Group's Richard in Eqestria? Check.
Metalocalypse's Dethklok in Equestria? Check.
Spawn in Equestria? Check
TMNT's Raphael in Equestria? Check
Trigun's Vash the Stampede in Equestria? Check.
V for Vendetta pony adaptation? Check.
That's 17 planned crossovers/adaptations counting Gargoyles. God dammit.
well love is coplicated and friend zone sux but yay new chapter
"She reached for the door, but Church clocked her."
Church hit a girl that isn't Tex?! Blasphemy!
Twi: "I think I love you."
Church: "Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that is?
ME:
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I was waiting for somebody to find that.
"Someday You'll find out why I act like you do."
Pretty sure that should be an I mate. Also I totally get it! Tex hates Church in an attempt to break his programming so he can find love elsewhere!
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Where the hell did you see "Someday You'll find out why I act like you do."
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OH MY GOD!!
THIS CHAPTER!!
I don't know what to feel, but YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, DARKWING!!!
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Btw, nice Xanatos win. I love it
Nooooooooo! Come on Church, plant a kiss on Twilight and let the magic happen
What if tex is being mean casue she is trying to break there programming but church belives that it cant be undone so he still loves...but this means there could be hope
848547 Something about that reply seems a little hostile. You doin ok there, broski?
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Did it? I didn't mean it to, I just swear a lot.
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Ah well, don't well all? Was gonna ask if mah homie was all tense and what not. Thought you might have needed a shoulder massage (of DEATH ) Nice chapter by the way, as always.
god damn you church!
Sooooooooo are they going to wind up together? I know it's a probably not, but y'know, still.
Nice alternate ending by the way, Church was a bit out of character though.
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Sorry.
"It ain't gunna fucking suck itself."
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Meh it works.
And so, Tex started to give Church a blowjob later that night. Looks like Twilight now understands what she meant.
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So tex WANTS Church to be with Twilight, sacraficing her own chance at free will, and when she says "someday you'll understand" it gives hopw to Church and Twi, and I will be waiting, also the Tuker comment by Church, *Insert 'True story' meme picture ponified here*, I can't wait to see more Church X Twiligh, Rainbow X Tucker and you realise that you have barly (WTF SPELLCHECK) made much of a story to Simmons and Rairty, I sugest on brining then up again, I'm starting to forget them in the story.
848169 You should have people vote on your next project after this one.
I vote for Trigun's Vash the Stampede in Equestria and gargoyles.
848547 Thank you for fixing that and making me seem like an asshat. As a side note, notice how i post what Tex means, then everyone else posts the same thing. Does this mean I'm right?
While I'm makin predictions for people to copy, North's nurturing care made Theta more confident and caring, which is why he no longer is a kid who is always shitting himself.
I DEMAND ALTERNATE ENDING!!! or at least... very shortly they do come together.. uum if thats alright
She does the things she does to stop from hurting Church
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After this super long arc is finished there will be a Simmons arc.
next project should be jack sparrow in equestria i mean common jack sparrow is a lot like pinkie pie
No Twilight X Church clopfic?
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What I wanted to happen:
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Still, I enjoyed this chapter.
I think you are the only writer that made me read over 100 chapters of a story... you're an awesome fucking writer, you know that?
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Sigma is creativity.
Oh more prediction time. I've made a few of these kind. Theta's personality! Let's see. Shy little kid...insecurity? Perhaps...perhaps.
I'd just like to say (this is only slightly related to this) the part with North's shield in the newest episode of Red vs. Blue? Pure badassery. Now, onto more relevant matters, it would seem as though Twilight Sparkle has fallen victim to the plague known to many as the Friend Zone. Let us take a moment of silence to mourn our fallen comrade.
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For the last couple chapters. Now I understand all that build up and foreshadowing.
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I feels ya bro, more than you can possibly fathom. Hopefully later on they figure out a way to make Church love Twilight and not just Tex. I can't put up with pure romance, but I love romantic subplots, and I NEED THIS!!!