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zaponator zaponator
User ID: 41,549
Registered: 18th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 28m ago
Story views: 11,190

Sometimes I write things.

Sometimes I read things.

Sometimes I... uh... actually, that's pretty much all I do.

Things I Wrote (Some people like them.)

[Comedy]
I wrote this while drunk. As is only right.
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[Comedy]
Our three heroes go on a trip to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle's family. While there, they discover that even Canterlot ponies can have a stash of delicious cider. What could possibly go wrong?
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[Dark] [Adventure]
A tale of war, secret military groups, weapons of mass destruction, and tea.
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[Adventure]
Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive.
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#503973 · 3w, 6d ago · 1 · 1 ·
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May all of your greatest perversions become reality :raritywink:

#502830 · 4w, 7h ago · · ·
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#493978 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>491955

:pinkiegasp:

That's my favourite birthday song ever! :pinkiehappy:

#491955 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·
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Happy birthday! :pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

#474801 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>474798

I look forward to it, whatever it is. :pinkiehappy:

#474798 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>474789

I'm trying to anyway. I think the idea's a real winner. You may have gathered it's about Celestia by the title. I won't be posting any blogs about it though possible lie , not until I'm sure I can make progress on it. (to avoid another incident like "Who's There" :twilightblush:)

#474789 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>474777

It hits my eyes just fine. :twilightsmile:

Working on stuff again?

#474777 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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I need an opinion on something. Does the title "Let Rest Our Setting Sun" sound right to you? or does it hit the ear wrong... (or brain I guess, since you're reading it. )

#471143 · 6w, 12h ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving Mare of Steel :twilightsmile:

#449351 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·
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I do believe that we have begun something.


feeling a little personified,

-Psyco Josho

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I went for a walk just now, and it got me thinking.

Whatever happened to the childish fascination with climbing things? I know I'm not the only one who experienced this. When I was a kid, I'd see anything taller than I was and instantly think, "I'm gonna climb that!" As people grow older they tend to lose this. I mean, when was the last time you saw a 25-year-old climbing a tree? Maybe it's because kids are short. They see the world a lot lower than everyone around them, and climbing stuff lets them get a whole new perspective. Everything looks different from above.

All I know is that I really liked that feeling. I actually still get excited when I see a particularly good climbing tree.

So anyway, while out on my walk, I climbed a thing. It was basically just a ledge on the side of the path. Well, it was a ledge on the side that faced the path, and a hill on the other side, but the hill side led into some farms or something. There was a fence blocking the hill side anyway. Of course, upon seeing the ledge, and with my recent train of thought, I immediately thought to myself, "I'm gonna climb that!"

So I climbed the ledge and sat up there for a while. It was mostly made out of giant rocks, but everything was covered in at least two inches of moss so it was actually quite comfortable.

Eventually I realized that I needed to get back to the path, which was a 7-10 foot drop straight down below me, with a little ditch in between the bottom of the ledge and the path. Now, due to my recent climbing activities I was feeling a little childish or something, I dunno, but I decided "Hey, I'll just jump over the ditch, fall 10 feet, and land in an epic action roll on the path."

Now I don't want to toot my own horn, but I've always considered myself an action roll pro. I used to jump off things all the time, action rolling all over the place. Of course, that was a couple years ago...

This time, I leapt into the air like a madman, flailed my arms a bit, and landed right on my ass with a sort of yelp that I'm not proud of. This wouldn't have even been so bad if I hadn't heard someone go "ooh" and turned to see an elderly couple using the path a short distance away.

I quickly sprang to my feet, dusted myself off, and casually put my glasses back on, all the while acting like I had totally planned that. I don't know if they bought it, because I swiftly walked out of there without looking back to check.

My point is, walks are fun. I really need to go on walks more often.

zaponator · 59 views · Edited 1w, 6d ago